I FARTED

“I just did right now and it felt good!

8)”

“so where's crapper??”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8)”

“Oh Brother.


Ok, I admit it. This is a good thread.”

“But where is 2Scoops?????

8)”

“I think CMB farted in my sleeping bag! :|”

“Hey!


Let's keep the Indiana Chronicles on the "I'm going to Indiana" thread.


How do you ever expect me to keep up if you have this story spread across the entire TT world?”

“LMAO. I mustadmit, i think i let loose one or two in his back to get even with him... :)”

“back=bag”

“who freakin cares!!!”

“as long as he didn't follow-through then you should consider yourself lucky ;o)”

“What was the time span between the actual fart and the time you discovered it?”

“none- he announced it”

“Now, you said 'I think" he farted in my sleeping bag. Then you said he 'announced' it. This shows
'doubt'. In order to prosecute, we need more to go on...”

“well i couldnt be sure, he might of been trying to freak me out LMAO. I didnt bother trying to prove it lol”

“Chili may be re-activating his counsel status to initiate a suit against you for making a false allegations concerning deadly noxious odors. So, watch you ass! lol”

“I always tell people when I am going to fart.

8)”

“I thought I smelled something!”

“Yup, I just farted. I am trying to out gas the dog.”

“I think the dog is winning.”

“With the medicine I am taking for chiggers, I run the risk of pretty bad flatuence.”

“You have chiggers up your butt?”

“Actually yes.”

“Do you have a picture?”

“T

M

I

!!!”

“I could not find my camera to take one. Imagine a lot of pimples on someone's butt.”

“I saw a big butt like that once....I about died.”

“troll”

“You probably paid to see a butt like that.”

“no, it was a free mooning, I wanted to jab my eyes out but couldnt find anything sharp enough at the moment to do it.”

“Was it your mom?”

“Nigal has a dog.

He farts around the house all day..........




.........waitin' for his welfare check



.....drinkin' cheap wine”

“Funny thing Gravy, it was yours.”

“My ass or my mom?

Close on that one Roam.”

“Yeah MarkO Polo, but at leaste I ain't on the "down low". LOL!”

“Nigal, does this mean that you are out of the closet?”

“I farted again.”

“So did i”

“I was wondering what smelled. Thought it was just Lafayette.

(I'll give a cookie to whoever actually understands that joke)”

“Your in Lafayette?

A lot of soybean and corn down there.”

“OMG. I am farting like a bull. i blame the cake. I had sugar free double chocolate cake a co-worker brought in...now, hours later I am having the WORST farts of my life....just thought i'd share”

“It's the sugar alcohol in the cake. My wife can clear a room after eatting sugar free candy.”

“wow. I should eat it more often. It feels kind of good LOL”

“I don't get a chronic case of "whale calls" until I dring draft beer. That does it every time.”

“Try eating about half a dozen hard boiled eggs before hitting the brews chili. Helps me a great deal.”

“ew lmbo!”

“i think mike would be proud of me tonight! :D”

“I like to fart!”

“Do you ever fart in the elevator at work thinking your "safe" then are horrified when the elevator stops to let on a passenger? That jsut happend to me.”