The mud won't come out of my zip-off pan ts. HELP!!

“I can't seem to get the mud stains off the calfs of my pants from 2 weeks ago. Tonight I put Shout all over them and let them soak for an hour and then I washed them in cold water with Gain. Pulled them out of the washer and the stains were still there. Alot of it was gone but it still obvious.

I put more Shout on it and they are washing now. I am fixing to go to Krogers to pick up a few things, any ideas?”

“Guess I should buy some gaitors for next time.”

“Suck it up Binkley, you're going hiking...not on a job interview! ;)”

“The gaiters will definately cover the stains, lol.”

“Oh thanks Sass.:-) Just want to take care of my stuff in case I want to wear them around town.”

“did i leave a big silver caribeener at your house?

if not, i think i lost it....it's the little things you can't find when your packin up”

“That can be a new ad campaign for a brand of Gators!

8)”

“Try waterless hand cleaner, the kind a mechanic uses, without pumice. Works great on just about everything.

I hope you haven't dried it yet. If you have, you probably have baked it in permanent.

Good luck.”

“I wear mud colored pants. Sorry can't help.”

“Stains on a hiking trip? Horrors!”

“My hiking pants have permanent mud stains on the calves. Just accept it and move on.”

“i just got stains on the butt of my zip-off pants, from slipping on a rock and biting the proverbial dust. i don't mind stains on the legs, but i'd rather not have brown stuff all over my @ss, LOL! it wouldn't come out with that stain-stick stuff... i need to get that "how to get stains out of everything" book...i'm a mess.”

“Wear those stains as a badge of honor, bbinkley! Stains are good on everything except underwear!”

“well after washing them 4 times so far and applying Shout on them each time, I just about got the stains out.”

“From your underwear?”

“Pants? Who the hell wears pants hiking? Be a man for God sake and wear a smile instead.”

“aero! is it someone's birthday? have you been having a drink for them this morning?
;-)”

“But what about.... 'Ring around the Chihuahua'?”

“I got that once, but now I wear condoms.”

“I started celebrating yours early Lyra! weeeeee! I'm dunking Blueberry Harvest Bars in my beer for breakfast!”

“you are just wild & crazy. okay, well i'll start celebrating yours early, too! pass the Nectar of the Gods Bars. :-)”

“I want to know how to get coffee stains out of my shirt after spewing it from reading this stuff!”

“your supposed to take your clothes off to avoid the messy stains...I need to know how to get them out of the sheets and bed pad...or should I just go and buy new sheets, before Lizs gets here.”

“For a second there I thought you were going to change your handle to 'stainstikmon'.”

“So...what kind of stains do you get on the knees of those pants?














Grass stains?

















What have you been doing on your knees in the grass?”

“Imagine what a black-light wand will turn up?”

“roflmao!!!”

“prolly pretty sticky, eh stikmon?”

“SKID MARKS!”

“roflmao!!! startdude!”

“hey big gulp...if we go camping and you wake up with grass stains on your knees will you tell anyone??? *old boy scout joke*

And secondly..i'm naming my next dog STAINS.

just think...if i take him out to the park..and he runs off..i can yell...COME STAINS...COOOOOOOOOME STAINS!!! And if he sleeps on my pillow at home i can comment...ahh..Stains is on my pillows!”

“ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPIE you are too much


still laughing out loud--coworkers are starting to look”

“Also mud looks cool too!

Just leave it on!

8)”

“Oxi Clean will get out stains of an "organic" nature.”