1st Annual HMWHC Convention

“When - during the TC2 Weekend in December.

Where - TC2

Agenda:

Friday -

7:00 - 8:00 - "Pimp slappin', how to avoid tendonitis in the wrist"
by:Nurse Ginger of the University Hospitals Wellness Center

8:00 - 9:00 - "Internal Assets"
by: William Jefferson Clinton

9:00 - ? - Hooters Rally

Saturday -

noon - College Football Viewing while being served by Tennessee's finast escort service.

6:00 - "Proper Body Shot Technique"
by: The ladies of The Gold Club

8:00 - Ultralight is so Fly"
by: Keynote speakers Ice Tea and Radagast

10:00 - Cherry Bombs - TT ladies inducted to "little sister" brach of HMWHC.

12:00 - Cherry bomb mixer

Sign up today!”

“*tears up*...
Today is one of the HMWHC's finest days...with the announcement of our first public annual convention.
We promise the one will be one of debauchery, hijinx, and hooters. Smiles will be smiled, g-strings stuffed with money, cotton t-shirts strained past any decency of it's thread count, and waistbands will all have a hand hooked under them al bundy style!!!!!!!

NO MA'AM fellow brothers....AMEN”

“Saturday 10PM... I'm there. Belches and all!

signed,

burpy belchwell”

“Stop it! You Tara me up!”

“Buddha, that agenda is hilarious. I can at least give you an award for creativity. You put alot of thought into this club.”

“newgirl. please don't give tham that much credit. were talking GUYS here. Not much thought about alot of things other then T&A.
hmmmm a T&A club.......”

“I don't know Maple. "Internal Assets" by William Jefferson Clinton. That stuff is pretty funny and witty.”

“It's a short lecture newgie. He pulls out a cigar and calls it a dipstick!”

“Then they sit around, slap their knees, and guffaw for a half hour.”

“newgirl, while I appreciate your lavish compliment, I must let you know that WJC is a financial buddy of mine. I though that he'd shed some light on how we can invest in a bear market like this.

What were you thinking?












Yeeeeeeehaw, really, it's ole' Willy teachin' us how to shag a Monica!”

“That's Slick Willie to you.”

“Didn't Al Bundy already do this whole schtick?

Buddha Bear is Al Bundy?”

“Hey Budda Ya forgot to schedule in the first annual TC wet TT T-shirt contest dude. A fine HMWHC December Saturday night. See y'all there.”

“Don't ya mean FROZEN T-shirt contest???

That's a whole new dimension now.”

“That's XXXactly what I meant.”

“i'll tell my wife it's a babtist revival i'm goin to........”

“"i'll tell my wife it's a babtist revival i'm goin to........"
stratdewd
09:40:52 PM
10/25/02


With snake handling too??? "Take ye up the serpent in thy hand!"”

“Keep yer danged hands off'n my serpent...!!!”

“You guys are seriously cracking me up. I wish this was a show, where we watch a bunch of men try to plan an event and come up w/ lies to tell their wives about what it is.”

“I wrote "thy hand" FG, cain't you read??? Thy means your'n!”

“This is practically pornographic. You should all be banned.”

“I can't lie; I'm bringing my wife to this one...damn maybe I should re-think that whole idea....”

“Wife's are allowed if they drink lots of tequilla and do a stip on the pool table.”

“bacpac is a divorce lawyer's dream”

“bacpac is ANY lawyers dream.”

“lol!”