Man's Best Friend? HA!

“That's why I'm a cat person....yuk yuk yuk...
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Business/ap20021025_693.html”

“That's too funny! It's also why you NEVER leave a loaded gun lying around.”

“Fetch this, you $#$@!!!**!”

“I hate to see the size of the rolled up newspaper he gets hit with...”

“Another reason to sh%t in dog owner's cars. If the mutts don't bite you they'll SHOOT you.”

“Hilarious Aero!”

“You know the KEY to this whole thing??? It happened to MINNESOTANS!! They're Golden Gophers and just asking for stuff like this. LOLOLOL!! (see there's that Iowa/Minnesota battle of insults going on? Minnesota just took a turn for the worse. LMAO)”

“Link to story

That's what happens when you don't handle loaded weapons correctly! Glad it was him and not the dog that got shot!”

“LMAO @ Lizs

Iowa got the corn and Minnesota got the idiots?”

“Amen, Geobeet. He knows better; the dog doesn't.

""That's the hard part, talking to people, because you feel like such a fool," he said."

Well, you are a fool for leaving a loaded gun lying on the ground.”

“Minnesota's got both corn and idiots. One time I was taking some photos in a corn field in Minnesota and this drunk came up and tried to mount me. When he realized his mistake he said he thought I was his filly! Thing is, I believe him. LOL”

“Well he11's bells, in Minnesota that's probably a high compliment.

Didja see my replies to the police chief story?”

“Did you hear about the time I awoke to find Sarabelle standing over me with the Pulaski?

Another couple of seconds, and I woulda been a goner!

(I think she was pi$$ed cuz I wouldn't let her hunt rats on the nearby cliff that evening.)”

“I'd sure like to hear Sarabelle's version of that story! Put her on!”

“drunks try mounting you????...in a corn field????...what were you out waiting for the aliens or what???

I can hear it now...."Hey mister...is that a ear of corn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me". "come here ya big corn dog...and show me your cobb".”

“Leaving a loaded gun without the trigger locked is just plain...well...you know.

What a hard way to learn a lesson.”

“I can't think of any non-emergency reason for a loaded gun to be out of your physical control, regardless whether the trigger is locked, safety is on, whatever.

Hell, I unload my shotgun before I put it down to piss.”

“Liz, can you precisely define "mount"? Do you mean the drunk tried to ride on you or the other thing?”