I'm on a Confrence Call, and Posting on TT

“Yeeeeeehaw!”

“You could hurt yourself doing that...”

“OK we're ready to answer any of their questions...”

“Who wants to be on my petition signing team on election day?”

“I can expense rain gear.... dude, this political #&%!$ rocks!”

“Put down Sarabelle and Gizmo.”

“Hey, I'm on the same conference call - PAY ATTENTION!!!

Oops, lookit that, now I'm on a conference call and posting on TT too....”

“Meow?”

“I'll be promoting drugs..... damn!

That's perscription drugs.”

“Tell them your 4th quarter budget will reflect a worload paradigm shift as a result of increased centralization of budget units and temporary designated landscapes.

That should keep them busy while you post on TT.”

“Anybody have any questions for congressman Dennis Kucinich?”

“OK, now tell them your non-cost target and non-target funds will be shifted to reimbursable, working capital projects and adjusted using modified labor unit costs.

Hehe! No you can head for the men's room for 10 minutes.”

“OK, form that last post of mine into a question.”

“Does he think dogs belong in the backcountry?

LNT = LDH.”

“OK, form that last post of mine into a question.

Ask him if he wants to drill the ANWR.”

“I'm speaking to politicians and labor leaders, they won't have any idea what that means Aero.

Now ole' Dennis could answer any questions about UFO's though.”

“Does he have an intern?
If so, can she play the harmonica?”

“Whew, over, thanks for hanging in there with me folks!”

“Any politician worth his salt would know what I was talking about, or at least pretend to know.”

“You said it, not me Aero. lol!”

“See, now Buddha is the kind of employee I would look for if I was running a company. I mean, come one, he can totally multi-task.”

“Mr. Buddha Bear,

It has come to my attention that you were not fully engaged in our recent teleconference. Please call me immediately. You might want to start cleaning out your desk.

Thank you,

Hon. Dennis K.
US Congress”

“I WANT A RAISE!”

“Yes, but was he "actively listening"? Takes effort to listen (as we learned in Meeting Facilitation Training today!)”

“He's ambidexterous!”

“Vote Buddha!”

“Mr. Buddha Bear,

Under the circumstances, I think a raise is out of the question.

Thank you,

Hon. Dennis K.
US Congress”

“Dennis K,

What if I can get you the Trekkie vote, can I have a raise then?

BTW- I'm taking your damned sign out of my yard as we speak.”

“Mr. Buddha Bear,

I might consider you as a candidate for a raise if you can assist me in the following manner. I am new to backpacking, and I wonder if you or any of your computer colleagues on "Trail Talk" might have any suggestions of where to hike, how far I should go, what kind of equipment I should buy, and how much food I should bring.

Thank you,

Hon. Dennis K.
US Congress”

“tell them I said HI”

“Dennis K, you should be bring enough food for me and you. I'm trying to get up to Bbinkley's food weight, but I can't carry all that by myself.”

“Ms. Newgirl,

I have discussed your issue at length with several key staffers, and have determined that I will introduce legislation to require that every federal wilderness permit will be issued with a commitment to provide a helicopter to carry everyone's equipment and other necessities, such as food.

Thank you,

Hon. Dennis K.
US Congress”

“Wow! I'll vote for Dennis K in my home district too!”

“Hey, what happened to the companion to this thread? It's gone! Whahoppen?”

“Mr. Geobeet,

Thank you very much for your support.

Thank you,

Hon. Dennis K.
US Congress”

“Mr. Geobeet,

Please review the "Missing Thread" thread.

Thank you,

Hon. Dennis K.
US Congress”