Hey Matt...regarding trolls

“thanks Violin, I needed that!

(sorry state of affairs when I need a violin link to give me a laugh!)”

“well not really. BB I had a feeling you were behind many of these suspects. That inclination was based solely on the fact that you seem to start many a thread, leading me to believe that you must spend alot of time at the keyboard.

Just think, I was thinking about coming clean before some of you did. Folks I kinda have miss lead you all. I do have one aka. And that AKA actually sux as a troll from what I've been told. I stated my peace sometime back on past 'troll' threads. Its not in my nature to be on the attack or to provoke but I will not stand idly by and watch someone attack another that I like.

Do to all the barley and hops and the lack of care I really can't recall any personal attacks on anyone that did not have it coming to them or to anyone I knew that could handle it. Lets faced it there are some tough people in here that can take a good ribbing. I've search this site over looking for a case where I might have actually said something that would have pissed someone off and honestly I can't find one. And if I did, again, they either had it coming or I thought they were strong enough to handle it.

I'm a simple messenger in search of enlightenment.”

“And you think someone is actually going to click on that link? Well, ewker might...;-)”

“Sonuvabch! Did it to me again!!

It should have dawned on me that if he was gonna list the names he coulda done it on the thread without having to link.

Alt-control-delete lets you back out of Violin's Fun House! That's if you are as dumb as me to get caught inside it in the first place!

Matt, ban Violin before one of us kills him! It's for his own protection, sort of like locking up innocent people so they won't be harmed by the bad guys!”

“What? Trouble with the link Geobeet?”

“no way FG, I fell into his trap once when I first started posting on here. Now I look to see what the site is before I click on it.

I will see you and MG this weekend.”

“Yeah Fester-Foot, I clicked on it. That was the frgn trouble with it.”

“Damn, Geo...didja damage your brain when ya fell too? I guess you really CAN fool some of the people all of the time...lol!”

“You have to click on Violin's links!! Chickens!!!

Then again, Violin and I are like this (crossed fingers) after our journey to that mountaintop. Was it Everest, dearie?? And why did you take my oxygen away?? Trying to tell me something????”

“LOL, I never,...NEVER click on fiddledude`s links until at least 6 other brave, or foolish folks do so first. Once bitten twice shy:)”

“No FG, it just goes along with the sign that says "Hit me" that is emblazoned on my forehead, visible only to women and Violin. Hmmm, I wonder what that might mean ...”

“I’m just wondering why you were ready to delete all my accounts for torlling as NlGAL when there is a bacqac and a vi0lin roaming the halls. Only looking for a little consistency, that’s all.”

“ViOlin only showed up last night, to my knowledge.”

“Violin got spanked by master Matt...hahahahahahaha...too funny!”

“Where's Dunadan to say it?? huh.. huh??

BAN VIOLIN! LOL”

“For one thing, Bacqac is totally upfront about being a "tribute" act, who will vanish if and when the greatest of the troll guysshows up and tells him to go away.

For another thing: that was a pathetic act of whining wussery! And while I'm at it, I'm gonna warn you that you better not ever let me catch you using a TT shirt as sausage casing again!”

“WTF is "torlling" anyway?”

“Its trolling, but you mix-up someone's user id, thinking no-one will notice.

Some-one could torll using Chi1i36 or Chi|i36 or Chjlj36 or chili38”

“A rare form of dwarf tossing practiced in remote regions of scandinavia.”

“chili, where have you been? :)

i *think* torlling is similar to trolling, but using a similar spelling to a current poster. like vi0lin and violin.”

“Chili - Follow these instructions carefully: Purchase a copy of The Commercial Appeal and hold it under your left arm at all times. At Central Station approach locker #8776. You will see a number scratched in the paint. This is the platform # of the train upon which you must travel. Exit the train after a total of 6 stations. Wait near the station vending machine until you see a man sneeze 3 times. Follow this man to the nearby taxi line. Wait until the 4th taxi pulls up and note his license plate number. Walk around the corner to your left and catch the bus, which displays this number. Look at the back seat for a drunken disheveled man wearing a gray shabby overcoat holding a bottle of cheap wine in his left hand. THIS IS THE TORLL MASTER whom you seek. If you give him money and/or sexual favors he will impart the mystical knowledge of torll.”

“I confess, I am an evil torll.”

“I'm eviler.”

“It must be Friday!”

“Day-um, all this trolling activity makes me thirsty!!

Oh bartender!! Hey buddy, over

he-yah.

Tex”

“lmao BB and vialin!”

“Violin - There is one set of rules for you, and one for everyone else. Get over it!”

“Way to go, Matt!”

“what's this about torlling?

if anything, violin should be banned for his undisgressionable use of html”

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“isn't there a comma in the real matt's trailname?”

“yes, there is a comma”

“And to answer your question Violin, that is a deceptive username.”

“yeah violin.....you so-n-so you.....”

“lmao @matt”

“Testing...”

“Wow! I'm still here.”

“Dang!”

“Hmmm... That "matt the webmaster" account got deleted pretty fast, Funny how the shoe feels on the other foot.”

“we know it was you violin....”

“So does matt (I know a decptive user name when I see one), the webmaster.”

“That's funny, I have no recollection of deleting that username. Matter of fact, it's still in the database. I guess my shoes feel good on both my feet.”

“The post is still at the top of the page. Has your eyesight gone the way of your left foot Vi?”

“D'oh - I used the wrong password.

Good to see you're a benevolent dictator.”

“For an alleged editor, you sure have poor reading comprehension skills, Geobeet.

'Account' and 'post' have entirely different meanings.”

“What, you've hacked into Matt's system too?”

“I got it! BAN VIOBEET & GEOLIN!!!”

“Oh yeah? Ban Matt, the Goose and Father Webmaster!”

“We have a full keg here, line up boys!”

“Oh yeah? OH YEAH?!?!? Well, well...well merde, how do I come back at that... mumble, mumble mumble...







Oh yeah? You've already been banned, SO THERE!!!”