SKEEZA'

“newgirl. 'Nuff said.”

“Bless you!”

“'Nuff said.”

“At least it's a believer in Truth in Advertising!”

“Real royalty could spell better.”

“Oh man, go away. What is w/ you trolls? "Newgirl. 'Nuff said." Whatever buddy, whatever.”

“Arrivaderci dooshy!”

“BAN HIM! BAN HIM!!!”

“well, id say newgirl won't be around much longer. i give it 2 weeks and she'll be gone.”

“Well, I'm willing to wager the real newgirl will be around here for a long time to come. The fake newgirl sign-in should be blocked, and that's the only time I've ever suggested banning any troll name. All other trolls rock!”

“I'm here to stay Ductape. I've met too many nice people and am looking forward to meeting more. I'm not going to let that opportunity slip by, because some person who isn't brave enough to say who they are, thinks I'm a "skeeza." Give me a break. What the hell is a "skeeza" anyway?”

“Also, how do you use that word? Is it like, "to skeeze" or what?”

“I believe it is a southern expression. In New England, it would be spelled "skeezah".”

“Thanks for sheding some light on it LyndyS. I'm still not sure what it's equivalent, here in our Northwestern dialect, would be.”

“Wasn't there a song by Veronica Rocksalt or someone about 10 years ago --

Skeezer's
neither
big nor small
Skeezer's
the center
of it aaaaaalll
I try to keep her on a short leash
I try to calm her down
I try to ram her into the
grooooooooonnnddd,
yeah ...

Can't fight the skeezers
skeeeeezers
can't fight the skeezers
skeeeeezers
can't fight the skeezers
I can see her
till I'm foaming at the mouth”

“I don't know. I don't even have an equivalent in my neck of the woods. I was kidding because in Maine, Slasher changed her name to Skeetah Bait, and we were asking Twiggy why she wasn't Twigeatah.”

“So..... WHAT is a skeezer??”

“A skeezer is a woman that you want to nail, but you don't want to marry or have hanging around once you've nailed her.”

“yup, almost like a hooker, but you don't have to pay.”

“Hookers are for losers.”

“yup”

“Steve, that is Veruca Salt (like the character from "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"). LOL! I use to own that CD. The word they are singing is "seether."”

“Well, thanks for definition Packy-poo. Hey, what do you call a man in the same situation? Is there a word for that?”

“Yup you're right noogie. Veruca Salt, "Seether." Love that song.”

“See? Now this thread is plain old mean-spirited.

Especially concerning one so delicate and precious as newgirl.”

“Why don't you write her a poem to make her feel better.”