TT IQ Test

“1. Ford is to cars, as Violin is to...
a. Music
b. fiddlin'
c. trolls
d. Sammy Hagar

2. gojo, trail, pullcart, ______ What comes next in this sequence?
a. Celine Dion
b. War & Peace
c. silly putty
d. beer

3. If you have a 2.2 lb mummy bag, a 4 lb. pack, a 4.5 lb tent, and 20lbs of food, how much does your pack weigh?

a. 30.7 lbs.
b. That's not my pack, that's bbinkley's pack.
c. 4 lbs.
d. All of the above

4. Birch travels along a trail from point B to point A at 3mph. It takes him 3 hours. If walkin'dude travelled from point C to Point B,and it is the same distance as point A to Point B, how fast was he going if he arrived in 15 mintues?

a. I don't know, math is hard.
b. What kind of car was he driving?
c. 36 mph
d. I refuse to answer, this is a racist question.

5. Honey is to bears, as newgirl is to:

a. honeybears
b. dirty old men
c. men
d. Ty from Trading Spaces

6. Crazy Mike AFLACS is a troll relating to:

a. chili36
b. Matt, the webmaster
c. Lyra
d. Crazy Mike Backpacks

7. A Montanapalooza is:

a. The American version of a duck billed platypus
b. A kegger at Aero's
c. Ford's latest SUV
d. A hiking event in Montana

8. Pedxing is to psychology as lizs is to:

a. shrinking
b. messin' with yo' mind
c. car campin'
d. arguing with bacpac

9. Define DOWN:

a. a pimp slang term for agreement
b. A lovely goose feathered fill used to insulate and comfort
c. How the Big Ten looks upon the Big 12
d. The way to a peak.

10. HMWHC stands for:

a. He Mates With Hot Chicks
b. Hoho's Make a Woeful Health Choice
c. He Man Woman Hater Club
d. Hooooohahahah Mooooohahahah Wooooahahaha, Moooohahahahah, Crooooo hahahaha

Please submit answers below.”

“Buddha, you are so freakin' funny. Number 4 is my favorite!”

“# 5 should include all of the above”

“I object to this test as it is ethnically-biased.”

“because you were not mentioned?




LOL j/k”

“1. Ford is to cars, as Violin is to... trolls.

2. gojo, trail, pullcart, Celine Dion.

3. That's not my pack, that's bbinkley's pack.

4. 36 mph

5. Honey is to bears, as newgirl is to Ty from Trading Spaces.

6. Crazy Mike AFLACS is a troll relating to Matt, the webmaster.

7. A Montanapalooza is a kegger at Aero's.

8. Pedxing is to psychology as lizs is to messin' with yo' mind.

9. DOWN: A lovely goose feathered fill used to insulate and comfort.

10. HMWHC stands for: Hoho's Make a Woeful Health Choice.


What do I win?”

“uhhh # 4 . . .shold the answer 12 mph have appeared somewhere?”

“Hmmm, #7 has me stumped. It was either a kegger at my place or a duck-billed platypus.

And there should be an "All of the above" for the newgirl question”

“THANK YOU TILT!! lol”

“I think #5 should be d. Mrs. Newgirl Ty-from-Trading-Spaces-Pennington. That sounds so nice. (How many threads have I destroyed today w/ talk of Ty?)”

“I hate quizes.”

“Anyone who logs onto this site automatically has a 70 IQ.”

“Mine is even under 70 today. It's the whole "stupid for Ty" thing.”

“You wish rosey.”

“Packy-poo, who's your favorite Trading Spaces decorator?”

“For your sake bacpac, yes. It would be an improvement.”

“What? You don't watch Trading Spaces?”

“Is that the one where bacpac exchanges the pile of rocks in his head for the pile of rocks in his driveway?

Haven't seen it but I experience it everytime he logs on.”

“LOL! Not exactly. But I see where your going w/ that.”

“But n-n-nn-n-newgirl, if y-y-ou was mrs. newgirl ty-the-fag-from-trading-spaces-pennington and he shot some sewer matter in you the baybee wood stink his hole life huh.”

“Whadda' Fa'? You are a freak. Seriously, you are some kind a bizarre freak. What would possess a person to post such a strange comment? " . . . shot some sewer matter in you . . ." Come on man, that is off. Your name says it all.”

“1 c
2 d
3 c
4 a
5 e (all of the above)
6 d
7 b
8 c
9 a & b
10 c”

“Seriously. That is whacked, NG. Ya gots to ignore the weird ones.”

“h-h-h-h-hh-e-a-ayyyy ther n-n-nn-jn-ewgirl i g-got lotts i.q. thatts not faare them todl me he puts male part in sewer ever nite.”

“I know Rosey! I try, but things like that are just wrong.”

“hee.. I actually know most of these answers.. :) :)”

“#4 should include 4 mph. Math is easy.”

“C
D
B
A
C
D
D
C
A
C

How did I do????

8)”

“I wasn't here that day



can you please repeat the question?”

“Sure, SPOM... :)

How many bag nights at unusually named places do your sweaty feet have this year, not counting trail maintenance and other ethnic issues?”

“Ummmm...four?”

“I missed a few episodes.

Has Big Foot run off with Svetlina yet? And is that a Romanian accent or more like Estonian with a hint of Latvian?”

“Too funny!!! Okay here goes:
1 D
2 C
3 B
4 D
5 C
6 D
7 D
8 D
9 A
10 D
How'd I do...heh, heh....do I pass the test??? :)”

“So do we pass??????

8)”

“LMAO! Buddha Bear is one creative dude!”

“I WANT TO KNOW IF I PASSED?????”

“I WANT TO KNOW IF I PASSED?????”

“which one was my brain on drugs again?”

“So far, there is only 1 person with the right answer.......














sirpeteofmillwork has the highest IQ.”

“23) Buddha Bear is to Buddha as:

a) Mickey Mouse is to Mickey Dolenz.
b) Meryl Streep is to Merrill Lynch.
c) George Washington Bridge is to George Washington.
d) God Zilla is to God.”

“So, do I get to kinerguarden if me pass this quizz.



Errors done on purpose.”

“Notice how Canadian TTers were ignored by the Americans AGAIN? Geez!”

“huh?

You've got your own thread! What else do you want, respect?

I found that Alaskans liked Canadians. Cashiers even accepted their coins without batting an eye. We also called them snowmachines, not snowmobiles.

Now, if you weren't such a bunch of liberal socialists, we could really be friends. (Gross Generalization made in small attempt at humor. Very small)”

“Did anyone notice if Ty popped in to see me? I was really concentrating on the test and I may have missed him.”

“I saw him down at the Yellowstone County Courthouse yesterday getting a Restraining Order.”

“LOL, newgirl!! which one is Ty, anyway? i never remember names... Tarpy likes the host of the show...i don't really have the hots for any of the guys.”

“oh yeah, and that's funny, Buddha! i like 4a the best. that's my favorite response to any math question...and it's always right.”

“lyra, he's the Ambigously Gay decorator/carpenter on Trading Spaces.”

“Ambiguously Gay, AAAAHAHAHAHA!! that is the funniest skit ever. i thought that applied to all the guys on that show...hehe. juuuuust kidding!”

“Eleventy is "prolly".

Heer is the nother ansser -

$. Stinky rok rat butts are like:

%. Stinky marmrat butts
+. Stinky duk butts
&. Stinky parry rat butts
*. Stinky trowt butts
#. Stinky mewl butts
@. Stinky peepel butts
>. Stinky lamma butts
?. Stinky pointy tale grouch butts
/. Stinky ferrat butts”