Newgirl is stupid for Ty

“I knew you were too bashful to start a thread yourself, so I did it for you. Go ahead and pour your heart out. Think of this as a virtual diary, LOL.”

“inquiring minds want to know...is newgirl gettin some action from TY???”

“Well stik, if ya haven't run across a thread with her swooning yet, keep trying! You will!

C'mon Newgie, tell us how ya really feel. Don't hold back.”

“Remember, Ty's the "aromatic babe breadstick!"”

“But noogie also liked that one rock band guy too. Noogie is impressionable... AND DIVERSE!! lol...”

“I wouldn't say 'stupid'.

'Dull Normal' maybe...”

“She actually used that term herself. I didn't make it up.”

“Amy Wynn is a hottie! So is the host of the show (what's her name). Ty is prolly the only dude on the show that ain't a homo.
The origional host of the show Alex (She's a woman) was also a hottie.”

“research threads to find out...Im really a selfish bastard who thinks of noone but myself...wait a minute...that would make me bacpac...ahhhhhhhgggggggggggggg

must hurt myself now.......ouch.”

“Flagellate!
Flagellate!
Dance to the mus-sic!”

“Okay stikmon, to help you along, Newgie has publicly and forcefully proclaimed her undying love for said Ty, even going so far to say she is stupid for him. At first I thought it was just from having to deal with lumberjacks and sawmill guys all day long, but she turns up on four or five threads saying the same thing. So I thought maybe if I started a thread of her own on which to post, she could just pour her heart out to Ty and maybe we could copy it and forward it to him, along with that photo by the stream, and see what happens. But no, everybody else is jumping on the thread even before Newgie gets a chance to even see it. So it's another TT thread down the tubes, alas and alak. Now Ty will never know what he is missing, and Newgie will have to sit in that lumberyard for all eternity pining away. Sigh. I tried Newgie, I tried. They just wouldn't let me.”

“I don't think she ever said 'love'. I think it was That Other Word.

One of those Health Professionals once told me that there is a technical term for the male version: cerebral-penile steal. That familiar feeling one gets when the blood leaves the brain for 'somewhere else' and The Stupids commence.

Maybe it'll appear in a crossword puzzle sometime....”

“...in a lumberyard...."pining" away....lol.....”

“"along with that photo by the stream, "

Geo, are you talking about the photo in the "panties" thread?

If so, that's not newgirl.”

“Sounds to me like someone is jealous of newgirl's infatuation.”

“hi!”

“No one could've predicted THAT

LOL”

“Who?”

“Geo, I just saw the thread. Thanks so much. Now I have my very own Ty thread! I would like to point out to everybody, that Walkindude also thinks Ty isn't gay (not that there's anything wrong w/ that). I can't wait to go meet (i.e. stalk) him.

Lizs, you're right. I am very diverse about the men I fall in lust over. Maynard from TOOL, yes, I would definitely join his cult. Ty from Trading Spaces, yes, I would definitely help him re-decorate. LOL! Also, don't forget that I would spy on the Commie bastards w/ James (Sean Connery) Bond (the young and esp. the old versions) and I'm not sure if I have previously declared my passion for him, but who does not want David Bowie. He's so twisted, I can hardly stand myself. Oh yeah, Jimmy Fallon from SNL. What an adorable little sugar cake!”

“oh yeah, Jimmy Fallon is a total "sugar cake," LOL! i saw him when he came to my college and did a routine. YUM!”

“why do men think that all good looking guys are gay?”

“LOL! Good question Maple!

Lyra, he came to your school!? Were all the girls crying and passing out or what?”

“LOLOLOL!! crying and passing out, that's hilarious! no, not really...i don't understand why not, though. maybe they don't have as good taste as we do.”

“He is like a warm, babe soup, w/ aromatic babe breadsticks, and a side of fresh babe salad!

Now, I am officially stupid for him”

“Aint he qweerd?
(not that it aint ok tho)

Kno what?
I want a davors! Gissmo is qweerd to!

The nother day Kooter sayed "Gissmo sher does got a BIG goober!" and I sayed "what?" and she sayed "look at Gissmo over ther with a BIG goober" and I looked over ther and sayed "OHMAGAWD! that aint no goober! Gissmo is HUNCHIN BRUH WEENY!" so I gess Gissmo is qweerd to.”

“but what about a babe milkshake??”

“Oh yeah, he's like a cool babe milkshake!”

“Oh yeah, he also likes Black Beans and Rice, just like me. He's a carpenter, I work at a sawmill. Lyra, honestly, is that not a sign of how much we are meant to be together?”

“

he's thinking the same thing right now, newgirl...you can see it on his face!”

“either that, or he's thinking, "i love wood."”

“I had a comment, but I think it will get me killed on here and I will never here the end of it.”

“i hear ya! i bet i could guess...”

“Yeah, you and everyone else in the Western Hemisphere.”

“Oh right, now I get it. The guy is wearing a cowboy hat. Nope, NG, that is not something that you will live down anytime soon.

I honestly don't remember him from the show. Now Cole on Charmed, yep, I remember him.”

“Ng- Maybe you could get him to come up to your place and "caulk your windows".”

“tY IS A tv PERSONALITY hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”

“Congrats, you just screwed up the thread.”

“How annoying!”

“Head for the old 50-post limit to get to a new page!”

“We've got a ways to go though Geo, I might be hard for people to endure 'til then.”

“would that kinda be like
"head for the hills"?”

“hey, I can help...”

“Not hills, the Beartooths.

Hey Mt. Etna is erupting. Nat'l Geographic had a great story on that area not that long ago.”

“It's so nice how devoted you guys are to letting me ramble about Ty, my lusty soup o' the day!”

“This thread would go to 50 faster if we could actually find the submit button in under 10 minutes.”

“We're getting close.”

“Forget Ty

Let's talk about Disneyland!”

“yeah, what's up with the Disneyland thing? all i see is a guy with a sword.”

“Is that a hammer in your tool belt, or are you just glad to see me?”

“It's how exposed and enormous the sword is that is causing the stir, Draculyra.”