I LOVE DISNEYLAND

“Especially that new ride they have!

It's not just for kids anymore, bastards.”

“hubba hubba!”

“fins to the left


:D”

“i just have to stand up there on the mast, holding my sword all day, it's great.”

“From what I've heard, you really do enjoy holding your (pork) sword all day, junior.”

“LOL @ Stratdewd! You crack me up!”

“i think you may be bi-polar(pardon the pun)”

“If you are a pirate, it is my firm belief you are a butt pirate, bastard.”

“He needs to keep that sword in a scabbard!”

“can't write. I am cracking up. LOL
you guys are kidding, right? there is no way they have this at disneyworld. ;D”

“Gem- it was from the new "Village People of the Carribean" ride.”

“if it is then im on the next plane....”

“i can see you have issues . .. .





{tip-toe'ing away}”

“Hay Mapleleaf you just won MVP on TT
were are you going?



DISNEYWORLD”

“Chest shaver!”

“lmao aero & maple !”

“Ahhhh sick dude. That's worst than this weekend's razorback streaker. Was that you stratdewd?”

“Yikes! Put that thing away, buddy! The last time I saw that sort of display I was on a nude beach in Holland. You should see some of the people they let on those beaches.”

“watch it newgirl he can poke your eye out with that thing from 15 feet away”

“No crap, Maple! That's the sort of man to avoid, there's a bit too much package there.”

“have you noticed not many guys have responded to this thread?

hhhmmm I wonder why.

intimidated I guess


mmmooohhhaawww”

“LOL! Could be Maple, could be.”

“yes but he will have you singing till next week..

:)”

“I doubt he'd have me singing . . . screaming in terror possibly. Come on, that thing is just ridiculous.”

“Well now, there was Stratdewd, Aero, Artex, Dr. Laura Rat, to name a few.”

“yes that is true
sad
but true


what do they say
"more then a mouth full is a waste"?”

“and they are only a few but brave souls....”

“That's why those pirates always end up with eye patches.”

“Wow! Maple! I think we've discussed it enough now. I think you pretty much covered all the bases for us w/ those last 2 comments! LOL!”

“LOL, newgirl and aero!!

see, this IS TOO a scary Halloween name! i have two, tehe.”

“Dr Laura, what do you think about this guy's "baggage".

Could it screw with future relationships?

Wait a minute, this thing could just be some of Disney's animatronics.”

“You're right, Tom. I think I see where they put the batteries.”

“I'm just wondering if that picture is for real, or if somebody photoshopped in his... well, you know. If not, there must have been kids crying left and right that day, not to mention a lot of happy mothers and not so happy daddies.”

“Don't be too quick w/ that comment, Artex. I, for one, would have been an unhappy mommy. That thing is freakin' weird! LOL!”

“Hmmmm, the batteries probably go.........................yeah, that's about right.”

“I say, let's return to quality, not quantity!”

“yeah, no two-sworded freaks!”

“I knew it. I knew I shouldn't look at this thread, but I had to see what was so great about a place that drives me nuts.”

“Interesting choice of words, pathman.”

“LOL @ Aero! I think we should return to non-mutants! This guy is obviously not for real. What is he, like a man/elephant hybrid?”

“Arrr, maties, I know where the treasure is! It's in my pants.”

“It looks like that's where he keeps his parrot!”

“COLUMBO

NOTE: The song leader sings each line, which is then repeated by the crowd. All sing the chorus in unison.


In fourteen hundred and ninety-two,
A Dago from Portallie,
Went waltzing down the streets of Spain,
A selling hot tamales.

Chorus:
He said the world was round, oh!
He said it could be found, oh!
That hypothetical, masturbating,
Son-of-a-#&%!$, Columbo.


He walked right up to the Queen of Spain,
And he begged for ships and cargo.
He said, “I’ll be a son-of-a-#&%!$,
If I don’t bring back Chicago.”

(Chorus)

They set sail on three ships next day.
One was a triple-decker.
The Queen, she waved her handkerchief.
Columbo waved his pecker.

(Chorus)

The first mate’s name was Higgins.
My God, he had a big’un.
They wrapped it twice around the ship.
The rest they used for riggin’.

(Chorus)

The second mate’s name was Carter.
My God, he was a farter.
The wind wouldn’t blow, the ship wouldn’t go.
So, Carter the farter would start her.

(Chorus)

The cabin boy, the cabin boy,
That dirty little nipper.
He lined his ass with broken glass,
And circumcised the skipper.

(Chorus)

The Captain lived, the Captain loved.
The Captain’s name was Morgan.
He lay on the deck a physical wreck,
And played with his sexual organ.

(Chorus)

The Captain’s wife was Mabel.
My God, she was quite able!
She gave the crew their daily screw,
Upon the chart room table.

(Chorus)

For days and days, and nights and nights,
They sailed the broad Atlantic.
If not for the thought of a piece of ass,
The sailors would be frantic.

(Chorus)

They spied a whore upon the shore,
And off came shirts and collars.
In thirteen hours by the clock,
She’d made ten thousand dollars.

(Chorus)

In days of old when knights were bold,
And rubbers not invented.
They pulled wool socks up over their cocks,
And babies were prevented.

(Chorus)

In days of old when knights were bold,
And toilets not invented,
The dropped their load beside the road,
And strolled away contented.”

“hehehe
pathman said
NUTS”

“Steamy, that is ridiculous, LOL!! pee s., you're not keeping your identity very secret... ;-)”

“How about a chorus of "Barnacle Bill"?

I dunno... it might melt down the censor.”

“shhhh...

I know I started it, but
keep saying "n_ts" and psychosquirrel will show up.”

“Is it true that when a man gets pants made the taylor asks him which way

left or right...”

“SNL skit, 5/12/79: Miles Cowperthwaite sails with manly men aboard The Raging Queen”

“If the guy is a pirate... or Tom Jones.”