My Most Depraved Costume Ideas

“You First!”

“Your name says it all!”

“HAhahaha!!

I didn't come up with This particular screen name! I called in a consultant.

It's my new Spooky Gangsta personna. Whadda ya think?”

“i think Someone's had one melon ball too many! Dead Santa Claus, wow...”

“I'll see if I can dig up some Santa photos. This one girl got so pissed I thought she was going to clock me with her purse, LOL

(she was dressed as an Elf at the time...)”

“Well, this isn't a costume idea, but I always wanted to cover my front lawn with plywood sheets which have 8" spikes nailed through them every 4 inches, turned so the spikes are pointing up, then hire a neighborhood kid to stand in the middle of it screaming at the other kids to go back...”

“Yep!

That qualifies.”

“hmmm...obviously i haven't put enough thought into this Halloween thing. what a bunch of nuts!!
;-)”

“Every time I see the thread title "Jerky Maniac" it sounds like an idea for a Halloween costume (or the title of a cheap monster movie).”

“My howleen cotstume is Hopper Bug. It is KOOL! It got a mast and pakpak and gimmedat and puncho and swedder.

Gissmo is Skeery Woof Bare! Littel glubs with BIG POINTY feenger nales! EW! This is a gooooood howleen!”

“Cool deal, Sarabelle. I guess the folks in your neighborhood have lots of doggie treats set out for you and your buddies.


Yes, I've gotten quite a bit of use out of that skull mask. The other cotsume that always gets them is the Dead Clown. The Regular Clowns are always ticked off.

A bunch of 20 or so black helium balloons to hand out to the kiddies is a nice touch.”

“"Houston, we have a problem...."


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“HOHOHOHOHO! That's good, Snow Nymph!”

“Very cute Snownymph!! Are they yours??”

“<GUFFAW>”

“Are those Steve Hikers dogs???

BOL ;-)”

“Some idiot guy pulling a canoe with some dry rocks.... and me on a pink mattress thingy in that canoe!!!

MUSH!!”

“VEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY funny.”

“I get it Briar- good one!!”

“A neighbor of mine dressed all in blue and stapled tampons all over her outfit. She went as "Picasso's Blue Period."”

“Hey, I think I got that doggy costume photo on the "Obi Wan Canoli" e-mail-a-thon release... lol”

“I know a guy who wore a brown jumpsuit with styrofoam peanuts all over it. He said he was Mr. Salty the pretzel guy.”

“how about the guy with dolls pinned all over himself?? A "chick magnet" lol”

“BOOO Hissssssss!


LOL”

“Picaso's blue period...Limpy, that's too funny!!”

“jerbear in a tutu.”

“Snow Nymph...that was cute.”

“There's a cat after the dogs. No they're not my dogs.”

“You ever feel as if your mind had started to erode?


Ever been to Utah??


Ra-di-ation! Yes indeed! You hear the most outrageous lies about it! Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you... Pernicious Nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest x-rays a year... they oughta have 'em, too!

When they cancelled the project, it almost did me in. One day my mind was literally bursting! The next day nothing! Swept away, swept away....

But I Showed Them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

(Isn't that for loonies?)

Not At All... Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. Ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people but leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase, it's so small. No one knows it's there 'til

<BLAMMO>

Eyes melt! Skin explodes! Ev-ry-body dead!

So immoral working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine, so he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again...

(hey, are you feeling okay?)

Why should I feel funny?

The two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds... hemispheres... hemispheres... it's strange...

You know? I do feel funny....”

“I just had The Best Idea... but it may be too late to implement it.

If I could find a John Ashcroft mask... strap on some giant plastic tits, then wrap myself in the flag. I'd need a few replicas of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights to fold, spindle and mutilate periodically during the evening...

And a Calico Cat.

PURRRRRRFECT!”

“Some really great ones here: http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/
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“That is really funny!”

“I'm wearing this one...

”

“I had a friend go to a party as Adam once. He got two big leaves and glued them right on. He was nervous so he used lots of glue and we aren't talking Elmer's here. Needless to say, removal was not pretty.....”

“LOL...anyone see SUPER TROOPERS?”

“Oh, dear god! I remember some of those costumes! Jeebus, that was Morgan Freeman on "The Electric COmpany?!!!"”

“Nigal...if you are wearing the Horses head...and you are behind the horses head....?”

“XL, its supposed to say he's hung like a horse.”

“Supposed to?”

“Does Collin Ferrell also come with that costume, as shown here? Yum!”

“about 12 years ago i went to a halloween party dressed as the scariest thing i could think of... my ex-wife in her wedding dress. she left it behind when she left me. the dress did not fit that well but i made it work and besides i got so drunk it really didn't matter what i was wearing.”

“or the person who poured yellow custard over their head and took a mouthful.

When asked what thy were dressed as....

poked in both cheeks squirting the custard, and said "A zit"”

“BAWHAWHAWHAW!”

“Sorry XL, I just found one even more depraived. The guy on the left. That is just wrong.

”

“that is the most depraved thing i have ever seen nigal.

phucking awesome!”

“A young Mark Foley maybe?”

“LOL..Cardinal Roger Mahoney...the early years.”