How to scare little kids real bad on Hal loween.

“Bit, was that a scene from "Alien?"”

“Yep. From when Ash admits it was all a Company plan.”

“that is from my fav movie!
someone told me about freezing gummy worms and then put them into a punch bowl.
yummy gummis!”

“oh and bobbing for apples in a garbage can (yes a new one)”

“Back then did they have gay Bukkake?


Back then is that how they spelled Bukkake?”

“I'll never be able to look at that movie the same way again.”

“ROFLMFAO!!!!!

I never thought of it until you posted that photo!

TT can corrupt even the most twisted minds!”

“Do you remember the whole scene, bearmagnet?”

“Are you refering to the part where he's spitting up?

(My co-workers are wondering why I'm laughing so much)”

“Exactly...”

“LMFAO! There's something to scare little boys & girls with!”

“More like their parents!”

“hellooo,
back to helping me please
you freaks and geeks”

“Monster Footprints
With a magic marker, draw a footprint in a big sponge. Cut out the footprint. Pour washable paint in an
1/8 inch aluminum pan. Press the sponge in the paint and sponge footsteps up your sidewalk to your front door for trick-or-treaters to follow, or around the side of your dark, spooky house. Flip the sponge
upside down to stamp the other foot.”

“I thought we were helping you? Show them gay bukkake!”

“Hve treebeard tell prioson stories.”

“Dress treebeard up like this, that oughta scare the bejeezers outa 'em.”

“"Hve treebeard tell prioson stories...."

or just show them a post by bales!

That'll scare 2 years off their lives!”

“Geta job laqtis.”

“Buttmuncher.

You way too corny. BTW. You need to get a life. Your post count is the highest on TT. What a dork.”

“Jonny Poissoff if you say anytbing against the trees it makes hthem very angry and they will whine and cry and complain about you.

Besides "buttmucnhyer" isn't quite the right term.”

“Kill one of their trick or treat friends with a machete, and then threaten to do the same to them.



That oughda givem something to remember.”

“LOL lee, that is just mean.
anyone have a good punch recipe?”

“Remind me not to go anywhere near lee's place.”

“"How to scare kids." Or: "Thank God I didn't go to jail."

Back when I was a young lad at my moms house (So long ago I can't remember when exactly) I was getting ready to go somewhere with an GF. I was in the shower when the doorbell rang several times. Confused that my GF didn't let herself in, I grabbed a towel, went to the door and flung it open saying: "Why didn't you just come in!"

Before I could say anything else The two little Brownies were running as fast as their legs would allow.”

“You Brownie-flasher!”

“Bales.

Buttmuncher = Bitpusher or Buttpusher or Chubby”

“LOL BM, are you sure they were not running away laughing at your thingy?”

“My bad Johhny Pissoff. I thought maybe that was the case.”

“But when you typed "buttmucnher" I thought maybe ryou were referring to treebreard's prison time.”

“Hey Johnny, if I promise to leave TT and never come back, will that make you happy?”

“LOL! What am I ML, OIW?”

“"Geta job laqtis...."

I wanna job

I wanna good job

I wanna job

I wanna good job

I wanna job.....that satifies.....

....my artist neeeeeds!

bales!

Get spell check you dolt!”

“Treebait posted on a thread here somewhere about a desert that looks like kitty litter - you use melted tootsie rolls for the cat crap.”

“yes i got that and did it for that last two years. it is a great cake”

“LMAO! That's horrible. Whats the kitty litter?”

“I've had that, but the cat crap was some sort of ginger cookie. I think the litter is usually Grape Nuts.”

“german spice cake with white cookies and v pudding and tootie rolls.”

“Sounds completely different from what I had. Same effect though, lol!”

“lol that's pretty terrifying!”

“Theres a scary monster!”

“Would you look at those man boobs!”

“I'll bet he can hear his cells dividing.”

“haha you need to put that in the caption this pic thread.”

“Damn. I just put something else there!”

“I think the pic is sad.....
:(”

“BTW ML - Is that kitty litter picture really a desert????”