LMAO

“How about a thread with jokes about Steve Hiker and bacpac?

Why did Steve Hiker cross the road?

To be with his own kind.

How many bacpacs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Bacpac prefers the dark.

LMAO = It does not mean Laugh My @ss off, it means Let's Make An Oink!”

“Geobeet, how is the leg pain? Has it eased up yet?”

“You okay, Geobeet?”

“Can we get past all this now, please????”

“there seems to be an attempt to ostracize some people around here. why? because they disagree with certain others ideas/beliefs? are they any worse than those that start threads that will only propogate more of the same? state your opinion if you must and move on. this #&%!$ gets old.”

“I pulled a bacpac in the kitchen yesterday. I was making peanut butter cookies, Abby was standing next to me, on a chair and kept trying to throw stuff in the bowl while I was running the hand mixer. I was explaining to her how her fingers could get caught in the mixer and she needed to keep her hands away from the bowl when the rubber spatula in my left hand got drawn into the beaters, pulled through and my left fingers got caught in the beaters! OUCH!!!!! lmao, she kept her little hands still, on the counter after witnessing my blunder.”

“What, it's okay for them to have their fun on the LOL thread but they can't take it? It's okay for them to drag my name through the mud but they're somehow above it all? They can post ethnic and gay bashing jokes but nobody can turn tables?”

“I bet they thrive on upsetting people and if they got no reaction, it'd happen less.”

“LMAO!”

“right on, Sass/baume.

Geo - isn't there something about two wrongs don't equal a right??”

“Note to self: No matter how tempting, stay away from sassafrasses peanutbutter cookies.”

“Geobeet, Quit your whining and get back to telling jokes.

I thought the lightbulb one was funny.

If I had know you were so sensitive I would have started yanking your chain a long time ago.

Have you heard the one about the two homosexuals who met at the bath house? The first one asks the second, "Before we go any further, I have to ask if you have aids."

The second one replies, "No"

The first one says, "Whew, thank goodness. I don't want that again".

HAHAHAHAHA”

“I wonder if the "crapping in the front seat of someones car" thing could be applied to crapping in someones bacpac...

new trail name is forthcoming...bacpac = crappac
steve hiker = stick it up my a$$, I like a big piker.”

“I have read advice posted here to others new to this site that they need to have thick skin. Could some of those advice givers please address Mr. Geo.

I didn’t see any jokes on the “LOL” thread directed at Geo or his sympathizers. Bacpac was the only poster that was the subject of a joke. Did I miss something?”

“Geobert is on the rag.”

“So lets analyzes bacpac’s joke. Was that a disparage on all gay persons or just the obtuse ones? Or was it not a censure on gay persons at all but disparaging to dim-witted people of any sexual preference?”

“So geopachikerrabbit goes to the doctor. The Doc tells him he is impotent. On the way home he stops and buys a new Lexus and an expensive new suit. When he gets home his wife asks him “why did you by the car and that fancy suit?”

He answers “doctor say I impotent and when you impotent you best be lookin’ impotent.”"
mtn gal
04:36:40 PM
10/30/02

Wow! That's a real thigh slapper.”

“So who is geopachikerrabbit ?”

“Wow geobeet. I had no idea they were saying such horrible things about you. It would have been much more mature to suggest that you were drinking to excess.”

“friggin' trolls!”

“Actually mtn gal, I was calling you out about the content of your "joke." Why don't you tell us what that is all about? You seemed to think the thread was so innocent. Explain the joke. We know about bacpac and Steve Hiker.”

“Geo--

On the ETHNIC thread you were RIGHT. I agree with you. And I respect you for a) calling out Steve H. on the use racist remarks, and b)your passionate defense of your reasons for calling him out.

Yay Geobeet.


At some point . . .in carrying the crusade from thread to thread, you risk becoming, perhaps, maybe . . .close to the line of self-RIGHTeousness.

That doesn't make you any less right. It just runs the risk, IMHO, of a) diluting your orginal strong, passionate argument, and b) becoming annoying.


PS: here is a hint. If your instinct is to respond as follows:

"I don't care who I insult, or how tiresome it gets, my worthwhile cause is too important, and I will not rest or let it slide because I risk annoying others"

Then you have probably slipped over the edge from well intended, strong message to self-righteousness.

The message is no less correct . . but it become intolerable.”

“So, Swen and Ole were out in Ole's wheat field taking a look at Ole's new hunting rifle. Swen asked if he could look through the scope.

"That's a mighty powerful scope ya got there on that rifle, Ole. Why, I can see your house from here!"

Ole says, "Ya, what can you see, Swen?"

"Well, I can see in your bedroom window!" says Swen, "I can even see your wife through the window!"

"Well, what's she doing?", asked Ole.

"Seems she has company, Ole." said Swen, squinting through the scope.

"Well, who is it, Swen?" asked Ole.

"Looks like Arne Jorgenson, from across the way." Swen answered, "And she's NAKED, Ole!"

"Well shoot her in the head!" Ole yelled.

"Hey, he's naked too!", said Swen.

Ole replied, "Shoot him in the pekker, Swen!"

Swen paused as he squinted through the scope. "Hold it Ole, I think I can get them both with one shot!"”

“ah, a universal joke. i've heard it many times from Birch, only with slightly different names.”

“Oh, smiley ghoul, you spoilsport!”

“So what do you propose Lee, that we just stand by while the "jokes" like mtn gal's and Steve's just keep pouring forth? These are NOT innocent jokes. I laid off yesterday, and lo and behold, there was more crap added on last night. I waited this morning to see whether Matt would take the LOL thread down. It's STILL there. No, I'm not going to back down until bigots stop posting trash.”

“No Geo, you need to explain. My joke was about an unfortunate medical condition in a man that did not understand the meaning of that conditions name. What is it that you found objectionable? It was not about sex, ethnicity, religion, gender or sexual preference. The only thing I can think of that would be plausible is that you put in the same category as a “cripple” joke. Or are you make some assumption that were not there?”

“Right! And I was born yesterday.”

“Good explanation.”

“geobeet, bigot is not reserved for racists. read the meaning and then sit back a minute and look at what you continue to tout. too much of a good thing is not a good thing.”

“Jeez Baume, I'm awfully sorry that I keep calling the bigots out because they keep posting crap. I guess I'll just have to shut the f*** up and let them have their say. Get real! Maybe you should direct your argument to the people causing the problem.”

“I think Bacpac's joke was about a blonde.”

“it has been argued in the past. it doesn't help. people aren't going to change what they post by what you or i or anyone else writes here. continuing to argue it only propogates more of the undesired, sorta like what is going on between you and me right now.”

“Geo, I thought that you of all people on this board were above this crap. Don't get sucked in, man, just let it go (yeah, I know it sounds funny coming from me...)”

“Yeah, seems like we argue about the same things over and over around here, kinda like an old married couple I guess.

I have no idea what y'all are even arguing about, and I won't be spendng the time figuring it out. Ya can't change people over the internet. Have fun.”

“I have two fish in my aquarium!”

“OK, Geo, let me guess. You wouldn’t explain yourself so that’s the only thing left for me to do. Some thing in the content of the joke make you think it is about some member of a protected group. Now what group would that be? Because you didn’t object to the ole joke it couldn’t be Scandinavians. Because you are on a campaign against racism you must be assuming the man was a member of some “oppressed” race. But which one? I had a professor from Utah that talked like he fell off the back of a turnip truck. He was a PHD and wrote very well. He just spoke like a hick. So maybe you think I and picking on Mormons.

What ever group you think should be offended was picked by you. I think that tells us that you have some belief that this unfortunate man’s characteristics fit that group more than others. But that couldn’t be because to make an assumption like that you would need to be a racist and we know you are not. Tis a puzzlement.”

“This isn't an arguement it's merely contradiction. No it isn't! Yes it is. No it isn't!...”

“A blonde joke?

As a trucker stops for a red light a blonde jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers his window and she says "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door again the trucker lowers the window. As if they had never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath the blonde gets out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load !"

When the light turns green, the trucker reves up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it, he says ..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the salt truck.”

“Geobeet is my kind of guy.”

“mtn gal, I figured it out. It is the name you used in your story
geopachikerrabbit.

geo=geobeet
pac=bacpac
hiker=solitary hiker
rabbit= Briar rabbit or rabbitman

you have called all of these guys impotent and geo doesn't want to be included with bacpac in anything...lol


Geo, you have been on this soapbox for days, enough is enough. Eveyone has said that you are not going to change anyone's opinion.

I guess from now on everyone will have to PC around here to please you.”

“There is only one truth.”

“good one twigeater. You know I could see that happening in Tenn. esp. since we see so little snow...lol”

“DING!!! Put a fork in him, he's done.


Geobeet. At this point YOU ARE CAUSING THE PROBLEM.

Let me repeat. Your original posts on the ETHNIC thread were a good, honest, forthright call. You deserve a lot of credit.


However, although you may be the editor of some newspaper, but you are neither editor, nor moral conscience of this website. Bacpac, Steve Hiker et al can post anything they wish. If Matt chooses to delete their, yours or my posts . . .its his call.

Having made your point effectively to begin with . . .you have unfortunately allowed yourself to be dragged down this stupid path by Bacpac et al. They have the best of you. They have p-ssed you off. And you are left flailing around with drool coming out of your mouth looking kind of foolish.

At some point, in the scheme of this type of debate, I find nothing, absolutely nothing, to distinguish between the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharpton's and the Rush LImbaugh, Jerry Fawell, Pat Robertsons. They are all the same.


They are all wrapped up in their own world of self righteous self promotion. From my cynical perspective, I doubt, with all my being, I doubt, the Jesse or Al give a rat's ass about black's in this country. All they care about is their self aggrandisment, self promotion and self-righteousness.

It's not about YOU Geobeet. It's about the use of racist remarks. At some point you have left that very good point behind.

NOW it IS about you.

And you have lost as a result.”

“Hey Geo have you gotten into my pills?????

8p”

“but I have to admit that joke was a good one.

now please everybody SHUT UP and MAKE UP. It's getting rediculous.”

“I think Lee has a point - but Geo also had a point to make too: there ain't a huge line between making jokes against individual people and making jokes against groups of people.

When gays and lesbians continue to be beaten and killed, when race murders continue... when cops are still beating (and sometimes sodomizing) black prisoners in the US, racist and gay jokes carry an extra sting to them.

Anyway, I see the importance of confronting bigotry, but you no number of posts is going to turn on the brain cells that these dimwits aren't using... and these comes a point when this stuff sheds more heat than light... and for those who aren't watching closely, its hard to tell who is really crapping up the boards more.

I salute you Geo, but save some of your energy for the next round.”

“Racism is a bad thing. I am not racist. Geo I am sorry if I told a joke that you associated with the slurring of some race. Maybe you had heard that joke told in a different way and assumed I meant it in that same way. The only group I meant to insult was the stupid. Stupid is not a race in my book. I am being honest when I say that to me there is nothing racist about that joke. If you will be honest you will admit that you were offended because of your perception of the joke more than the actual content.

This tempest in a teapot reminds me of a lady that was called a racist because of a billboard. She has or had a program that offered money to people that where drug addicts that would be sterilized. She wanted to stop the creation of crack babies. This was for men and women. A promotional billboard went up in a mostly black area. As a result local leaders called her a racist. She is white but the facts contradict the accusation. Most of the billboards where in “white areas” including one in Beverly Hills. The vast majority of the people that had participated in her program where white. She had adopted 3 or 4 black children, all from one addicted women. And was married to a black man. Those local leaders called her a racist because it fit their agenda not because of the facts.

Geo I would not have posted that joke if I thought anyone would perceive it the way you appear to have perceived it.”

“FALLEN PEACES

I, the messenger of God, walk down the well-traveled road of peace.
Cold blood massages my toes and fragments from broken crosses tickle the soles of my feet.
The assassin hides behind his flag and waits for the church bells to ring.
The distorted vision of my future becomes clear and and the heavenly choir start to sing.
A soft whisper from the distance quickly becomes a deafening yell in my head.
My spirit rises from the cocoon of the dead.
Through the psychedelic mist of the afterlife I stare at the Amerikkkan laughing at his murder.
I want to react violently, but, Jesus touch me with His love and evaporate every ounce of anger.

- Militant X. Amerikkkan (copyright 2001)”

“What does GAY stand for?
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