Howrd Stern Fans

“Listen for Jay today, talking about halloween, if I get on.... I'm on hold right now.

It's me dudes!”

“Good luck!!! I'll be listening in my car in about 15 minutes.”

“Tear it up, JAY!!”

“Should I try to give a shout out to HMWH Club?”

“YEA BABY!!!! How long have up been waiting?”

“30 minutes”

“Tell them you're naked.”

“......with a bowl of Lime Green Jello....”

“Well??? Did you get on yet? Enquiring minds want to know... and hear you!”

“not yet, stuttering john came on ten minutes ago and asked if i wastill here. still on hold”

“btw - i'll be talking about halloween incedent last night”

“oh, i wish i had a radio!

tell Howard to go suck eggs for me.”

“Just to be certain I've got the right station on...... are they talking about wealthy guys right now?”

“i'm not on delay right now. They are talking about models eating boogers right now.”

“yeah....... I've got the right station on.... and ewww! That's just gross!”

“It's good to see someone addressing the hard-hitting issues of the day.”

“I know aero

David Blaine on now - that dude rocks!”

“I can't believe I'm listening to that j@ckass! It's only because I really want to hear your halloween incident! Tell Howard to go suck eggs for me too.

He's busy talking about who'd be better in bed, Darryl Hannah or Madonna.”

“You STILL on hold?? MAN!”

“yes

Prolly madonna :)”

“Well, BB, Madonna might take the quantity award, but I'd go with Darryl Hanna for quality.”

“true”

“You still on hold?”

“yep - kc just asked if i was still there.”

“dang, you have been on hold for 2 hours. Since I can't listen to his show just tell us your Halloween incident.”

“damn - the news”

“Are they tossing slices of bologna on female contestants yet?”

“some kids - 1 dressed as howard and one dressed as babba boey came to my house when i was passing out candy yesterday - i gave all the candy left to the howard kid.

they were about 11

it was hilarious”

“they prolly egged you as soon as you closed the door......”

“I can't take it any longer! I'm turning it OFF. Howard is lame.”

“he was funny....
















when i was 16.....”

“STERN ROCKS!!!


sass your nutz!”

“i think i'm gettin' hosed.

what a waste!”

“hope it wasn't your nickle, lol.....”

“nope - some hope now”

“yuppers stay on!”

“my slot baby!”

“another damned break!

i'm gettin' pissed now!”

“Yew cahn dew iht!”

“lol artex!”

“Howard is going to re-do Porky's and Rock and Roll high school

PORKY'S”

“what about Sass' nutz?!?

;-) she has very good taste.

aero, bologna, that's too funny!! the really funny thing is, you're probably not kidding...i bet that's happened.”

“Bologna . . .that's mild.

He has spanked naked women with a dead fish.”

“I listened to Stern years ago, but he just sucks anymore. I hate talk radio. thats seems to be all there is. thats why i listen to music on the internet. Now that ROCKS!!

I think the first time I heard him was when he was in Washington.



remeber the Greas Man? he was funny!!”

“to bad B”

“I went out to breakfast with my wife and son.On the way, we had the radio on. Some girl started talking about how she like'd @n@l all th e time and I couldn't keep the show on. We were only in the car 10 seconds, so I didn't hear anything after that. SO.... What happended???”

“howard better like you or he will eat you alive”

“soooooooo.. what happened??”

“Yah! I take it you got hosed?”

“Does Howard do the afternoon drive time too?

MoooooHaaaaHaaaa

Sorry BB :-)”