new wonder drug!!!

“listing to some news show. In france the are experimenting with a new pill, spose to make you lose weight, increase sex drive and give you a tan.

Now that's strange....”

“Thats JUST what i NEED!”

“...the only potential mild side effects are significant hair loss, nausea, mild headaches, liver failure, diarrhea, acne, irritability, fatigue, accelerated growth of facial hair, bad breath, heartburn, flatulence, vomiting, abdominal pain, and cardiovascular shock, thyroid problems, increased susceptibility to seizures, decreased sleeping time,”

“MLAO @ trailhound. You've got it!”

“You forgot seizures, coma and death.”

“Oh you did get the seizures!

Sorry!”

“Anything to look beautiful!”

“I love wonder drug commercials that spend the final minute just to speed read all the side effects.”

“....why are you wasting our time and yours with posting garbage...get lost”

“Yes...

"It just might make your last hours on Earth a living Hell, but you'll look great lying there in your coffin..."

<G>”

“yo, you talkin to me?”

“Stratusloop doesn't like...He's only a muggle, but watch out.”

“yupp, rather die young and beautiful then old and ugly. Hey, whatever works!

I just don't get how they combain tan, sex and weight all in one pill.”

“I want to die young, very late in life.”

“it's prolly an hallucinatory drug.
8)”

“The french should be concentrating on a drug that will:

Make them win wars,
make them use deoderant
and make them keep thier rude, ignorant, worthless pie holes shut.”

“Buddha, you seem to have suffered something horrible involving French people. you can tell us! just let it all out...we're here for you.”

“"spose to make you lose weight, increase sex drive and give you a tan."
its called getting a Divorce”

“Now if the French could only develop a pill that would help them grow backbones.”

“lyra, here is my testimony about the french:

I have a degree in history, so I was forced to study thier cowardice, and bungling of wars that eventually dragged the USA into conflicts. Then I watch television, and see them constantly insult the USA, despite the former, only to make them still look like a superpower. In addition, almost everyone that I know who has visited Paris, is treated rudely, and, in general, we are treated rudely by the french. They don't have grounds for this treatment, and are supposed to be our ally.

They suck, I'd rather have Syria as an ally.”

“ahh. see, i knew there was a good explanation...”

“Go down to the bayou and peddle that crap.”

“LMAO! Sounds like you have experience.”

“...because I don't know any french person personally.
Way back then I hitchhiked through europe. In France
1) we waited forever until a car stopped. (was pretty peed back then)
2) the french police picked us up and found a place to sleep for us. (so that was nice)

so the moral of the story...not all french people are bad. :)”

“Damn it's funny. Can someone make it work?

Gotta go.
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“Cow Dung Toothpaste!

NEW DELHI - Alongside life-size posters of Hindu nationalist leaders, Indian political activists can now buy lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles — all made from cow urine or dung.
[...]
You won’t believe how quickly some of the products sold out,” says Manoj Kumar, who runs the souvenir shop along with his brother, Sanjeev, at the BJP headquarters in a plush central New Delhi neighborhood. “The constipation medicine is a hot seller.”

But the biggest seller is a “multi-utility pill” that claims to cure anything from diabetes to piles to “ladies’ diseases.”

“It’s a miraculous cure” the container declares. A month’s supply costs a little over $1.

Another cure-all is Sanjivani Ark, a liquid medicine that battles cancer, hysteria, and irregular periods, among other things.

In addition to medicines, the goratna products range from cow dung toothpaste, to detergents, a skin-whitening cream, baldness and obesity cures, soap and a cow urine “antiseptic aftershave.”
[...]”

“That sounds like bull crap!”

“dang...I always wonder what BM had written before he edited his message...


awww....cow dung tooth paste? sure!! why not!!


what are they all thinking??
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“The Parisians are rude to everyone even other Parisians and Frenchpersons. You thought it was cause you are an American. no!!! It's just that Parisians have bad manners, but then if you had to live in France you would too.”

“i just wonder who the hell thought of it first.

ok you try it
no im not going to try it, you try it
ok i will

yummy.”

“it's not much different then the face cream they make out of placenta. well, maybe a little different.”