I can't bring myself to crap in the wood s

“PS: That geeble attempt at humour was really Sassafrass' fault.

Has something to do with her inability to edit was she thinking.”

“I can't believe this thing now censors shhity when you replace the "i" with a "!".”

“This subject came up last winter at some point and I thought I would go back to "my spots" along the Cooke City-East Rosebud Trail and note the amount of decompostion from the previous year. So, I checked under a few rocks on the Montanapalooza trip to see how my experimental plots weathered the year.

Of the samples taken, referred to herein as "Dumps", 100% showed nearly total decompostion. I even found my lost contact lens.”

“i understand, lee...i suffer from foot-in-mouth disease, too. it's really sh-tty! (i know, Rosey...foiled again.)”

“you're insane, aero, LOL! pssst...DESTROYLET!!”

“Too funny Aero. I'm sure it does have a pretty rapid break-down time. I mean, it's only organic matter after all..”

“C'mon, Baby, light my fire!

”

“Does the world look much browner now, aero?”

“I do know the difference between a Brown-noser and S#!thead-








Depth perception”

“Nice. Is she modeling that outside her doublewide?”

“it's Aero's girlfriend from the '80s!!! see Pottying In the Woods thread.
:-D”

“Man, she was hot, too!”

“Blinkey - Just thnk of it as throwing yer food in the compactor! Great way to loose weight on the trail. With all that food eaten, WOW! After a trip, you must be crapping fer days! :) You could build a log cabin!

TP ideas: Place tp in brown paper bag to be packed out. Place said paper bag in double zip lock for transport. In the evening, place paper bag in the fire just before everyone goes to bed. Fire should take care of it. Or, just dispose of paper bag at the next avalible trash can. No tp should be put in cathole, if at all possible.”

“Aero: It's just something about that acid-wash jumpsuit, isn't it!”

“She was smokin'!”

“I think that composter can double as a dehydrator, no?


"Yes, that's right folks. What other machine can you use to incinerate your waste while drying pineapple rings?"”

“Yeah that jump suit is pimp.”

“'conundrum.' <>b ahave you been reading the dictionary in the bathroom, again? LOL

bacpac - You're really piling it on in this string. (Actually, bacpac, you're OK. Most of your posts have earned you my respect.)

'So what does everyone else do?'
bbinkley

I seldom do it in the woods. I've even gone for 12 days without a problem. On 700 calories per day, it's like: nothing in, nothing out. But I usually drink some prune juice as soon as I exit from a backpacking adventure.”

“I love to crap in the woods it feels so good!

Better then at home!

8)”

“Mike you're hilarious!”

“This is a difficult issue when backpacking with your kids. It was treated kind of like a right of passage - "no long trips till you are willing to crap in the woods". My kid has been doing it since he was 9. Get a grip bbinkley. Or maybe I should say loosen up them bowels boy!”

“Thank you!

But I mean it!

8)”

“I'm afraid someone will look over my shoulder at work and see what you guys are talking about ...
I'm afraid what is concidered "normal bodily functions" by us would really upset some uptight people around here. I guess I was alittle freaked out by it the first time I took one in the woods.
dawn”

“Garfum, Didn't seem to be an issue w/my son (now 7). In fact, even if close to the trailhead, he can't seem to wait 'till we get to a real bathroom! Two winters ago, while XC skiing he had to go (at the furthest point from the ski lodge, of course). Well, I supported him as best I could while staying on my skis, and it worked. Of course, he pooped on my skis, which has been the subject of endless family jokes since.”

“Poop the other dark meat!

8)”

“Martyb your kid must be natural born woods crapper, and has a good aim too.

This comming summer we'll start my 5 yr old BPing. Bet he holds it like bbinkley.”

“Ahhh! Sick dude.”

“Yeah, garfum, that's what happens when you get 'em started at age 3!”

“I don't have trouble taking care of business in the woods. In fact, I rather enjoyo the view. It's much better than staring at the bathroom wall.

You need to make a game out of it. I like to rate my "movements". 10 being spectacular and 1 being really bad. I believe I've discussed my rating system w/ a couple TTers at our last weekend trip...”

“good gawd!”

“Now that is pimp!

8)”

“This string will never end. Everyone has plenty of crap to talk about.”

“You must not bp, cuz if you stay out long nuff, its inevitable . . . ya gotta do it . . . it just ends badly if ya don't . moo-hah!”

“shi! rules!!!!!!!

8P”

“what comes out the end of the digestive tube is just a reorganization of what we put in our mouths (the beginning of the digestive tube).
um......i forgot the point i was trying to make.....
nevermind”

“Just blow it out the bacon ring!!!!!

8)”

“Most of the crap occurs around the campfire. Some of it should really be buried.”

“Good point!

8)”

“LMAO at tarabull - this rating system you speak of - what factors are involved in a high score? Location? Distance? Length(or height)? Degree of relief?”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!


8)”

“spirit coyote- now that's funny!”

“

CAN YA TELL I'M BORED?”

“Poop is the center of everything!

8)”

“no way...no how. It decomposes naturally, and then washes away in the rain...no way...not gonna do it...oh excuse me...gotta go pottie...

And its not bacpac anymore...its paccrap...hahahaha...crak myself up.”

“I've got no problems with packing out my poop."
roseymonster

i knew you were a #&%!$packer....










i prefer crapping in violin's pack....”

“This thread is so full of shiit. You know, if you hold it in for too long, you could injure some internal organs.”