What do women do in the woods?

“i just threw up a little in my mouth”

“Like sarbar said, pack it out. It's nasty, but necessary. Treebait's idea was excellent. Will need to try that next time.”

“Why buy "mutt mitts" at a pet store? Stop by the local park and get some out of the mutt mitt dispenser...your taxes have already paid for them.
http://www.pickupmitts.com/muttmitt/mm_home.htm”

“What about tossing them in the fire?”

“Flaming crap?”

“How was the rest of your trip?”

“if we're talking about blood here, maybe dani should be more worried about vampires than bears?”

“A fire, maybe. You need a really, really hot fire though. Make sure everything gets burnt up. Cotton doesn't burn so great ;-)”

“I hunt men in the woods.”

“I hunt men in the woods.”

“I hunt men in the woods.”

“they figure out new ways to belittle men in the woods”

“You shouldn't ever put those things in any toilet, whether they say they're flushable or not. Keep a ziplock for "dirty TP" and Tampons in the same little stuff sack you carry around your TP shovel and hand sanitizer in.

Don't put anything in an outhouse that isn't pee, poo or TP.”

“Actually I was taught that put a couple of aspirin in the ziploc with "feminine products" would eliminate the smell. I am pretty sure that there is a crude joke or comment in there but I have to get to work.”

“Sass, don't forget that the used items need to be put in your garbage bag at night, and bear bagged. Gross? Sure....but I'd rather never have it spread all over camp by critters. Lol!”

“Well I think it's extremly sexist that y'all can't dump those in privy's!

;)”

“one recommendation from Whiteblaze.net is the DivaCup: www.divacup.com”

““they figure out new ways to belittle men in the woods”

bitpusher

"If a man is right(correct) in the woods, and there isnt a woman there to hear him, Is he right(correct)?"”

““ youd have to be hardcore to pack out your tp, or someplace where you really couldnt bury it"

Imagine what the terrain would look like if everyone buried there tp. Where did the leave no trace and minimum impact rules go?
Leave tp in pit toilets but always pack it out otherwise. I hate finding buried tp.
As far as feminine product go, they should be packed out in any condition. Just my 2 cents.”

“LNT=SAH”

“What songbyrd said. Everyone needs to pack out the tp and other trash.”

“In the wet SE, I usually burn my TP and bury what doesn't burn with the crap.
In dry areas like out west, I can see packing TP out.”

“I don't pack out tp. I used to pack out coffee grounds. I might have to reconsider that.”

“""If a man is right(correct) in the woods, and there isnt a woman there to hear him, Is he right(correct)?"”
nimrod"

nimrod, I think I see the problem. There are two terms we need to define.

Guilty - you were tried by your peers and found either GUILTY by (responsible for) the charge or NOT GUILTY (meaning there was not enough evidence or the evidence was incorrect.

WRONG - NO Legal equivilence, with a woman you may have been asleep on the trail when the winsome naked blonde mistakenly crawled into your tent...YOU ARE STILL WRONG by a woman's judgment. You may have done everything RIGHT but you are still WRONG.”

“Go ahead Meangreen and Tilt......”

“Every naughty thing you can think of and some that haven't even been shown on the internet yet! LOL! Them wimmens is bad once you get them out there and they really believe that no one is looking.”

“I was on this trip a couple years ago and all set up with a camp fire with 9 others.. I cannot say who I was with,, this will no doubt give the TRIP ID away. I went to go PEPE like a good ole boy kinda slip away and find a tree to blind me, when all of a sudden I heard someone walking in my direction so I stopped my relief. I didn't want to move because this person was a woman and she was on the other side of the same tree doing her thang,,, I stopped breathing,,,,, then when I realized I needed breath, I was affraid of her hearing my heart beat.... Man I had to finish peeing and almost in my pants....

any hooo.. My observations, and my studies since that moment on other TRIPS have compiled this info as FACT...

They do not take as long in the BUSH as they do at HOME.... also... they do not .. uuuu I better shut up...”

“LOL. Perhaps it's the woman I go into the mountains with, but many times I just turn to the side, she squats and we take care of business at the same time....talking all the time. No one peeks, it ain't a big deal.

Having said that....I forgot who I was with on one trip. While talking to Kelli's sister, I turned to the side and started taking care of business. I didn't realize what I was doing till I saw the look on Kellie's face. Her sister said the only thing that took her by surprise was I didn't announce what I was going to do so she kept staring to see what I was doing.”

“Well...Tilt...you didn't answer..what do us women do in the woods?????”

“you'd be amazed at what I'VE done in the woods!”

“Witchcraft.”

“Whatever we want to. =D”

“sass had a good thread on this topic but it was a tad graphic for most men and i think it even resulted in a number of female tters experimenting in the shower and reporting back results. this was one of those "waaay more than i wanted to know" threads so i won't dig it up.”

“ANYTHING WE WANT!

DARN SASS you beat me!
last edited: 12/16/07 9:30:06 AM”

“The less I know, the better I like it.”

“If you have the lady j....and some snow.... :)”

“Been practicing your penmanship in the snow, SC?”

“What else am i supposed to do on a snow day? :)”