The Drinking Thread

“my drinking buddy is Johnny Depp. I don't care about anything else. heeheehee

Besides...they said I would puke in YOUR shoe. [Huhh?? WTF?] That's not even true. I don't puke!
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““Alright, Jimmy Carter is my drinkin' buddy!!”
MarkO
2:02:00 PM
5/02/05
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*GASP*

I have to share drinkin' buddies with MarkO.”

“That's OK Zac.

On second thought I'll take Catherine and you can have ole Jimmy Earl all to yourself.”

“Taurus...and forget the wine...just straight tequila shots please.”

“I didn't think a lot of that matched me or people I know. Fun to read tho.
I'm an Aquarius, Scorpio moon, Gemini rising.

BI drink red wine (Scorpio. Ok) I "secretly wish I were drinking champagne" (Cappricorn)
For liquor, I like simple drinks (Virgo)”

““ARIES

Drinking style
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.


Thats me!!! Especially "They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples." LMAO So I hear...I always forget by morning what I did lol”

“Prohibition ended 72 years ago today! Woohoo!”

“Sweet! I am going to partake in some heavy drinking this evening!”

“Well, here I am, reporting for some serious duty.”

“i be drinking scotch.”

“Wish I had some in the house, guess I better get a gallon tomorrow.”

“A gallon? uhhhhhh.......wanna talk about it?”

“Actually, I don't think drinking will help, but it may make me numb.”

“I like numb.”

“I knew I shoulda checked in here last night...”

“I still feel numb.”

“Williams Sonoma makes a really good mojito mix. Just add alky and you're set. I do add a few more mint leaves though.”

“Bearmagnet, you belong over here dude...........

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“I'm going to the most dreaded of places for those who have trouble knowing when to say when this month. The wedding reception! Something about unlimited amounts of free draft beer gets me in trouble every single damn time!”

“Each time I drink
I say it's the last
I've keep all the calenders
as proof of the past”

“Nige, just make sure your wife isn't looking when you start to try to pick up bridesmaids...”

“Oh no it's not the bridesmaids. I have in the past, at times, said things that were considered less than politically correct while drunk. Picture someone with a lobotomy and turrets.”

“So, you're drunk all the time on TT, then? Hahaha, that was a good one.”

“Turrets???


”

“Is that one of the members of ZZ Top?”

“I think that's Nigal. ;-)”

“have fun nigal...i remember my last "open bar" experience...i puked in my friends honda element...he bought for it's ease of cleaning after camping and kayaking trips...little did he know that feature would come in handy with drunken idiots too”

“Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk.
1 - Innovative
2 - Preliminary
3 - Proliferation
4 - Cinnamon

Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk.
1 - Specificity
2 - British constitution
3 - Passive-aggressive disorder
4 - Transubstantiate

Things which are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk
1 - Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2 - Nope, no more booze for me.
3 - No kebab for me, thank you.
4 - Sorry, but you're not really my type.
5 - Look mate, I've told you, I'm not interested in a fight.
6 - No way, I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing.
7 - Thanks for asking, but I don't want to dance. I have no co-ordination and hate to make a fool of myself.
8 - Where is the nearest public lavatory? I absolutely refuse to pee in the street.
9 - I must be going now as I have work in the morning.”

“Excellent cats!! We are having some folks over tonite, we shall try the list. Well, some of it at any rate.”

“I made some, what I'd call, Hillbilly margaritas last night. I just mixed lime Crystal Light, Cuervo Black and a squirt of lime juice over ice. It could have only been made better had it been in a mason jar.”

“Hey NIGAL!!!! That's my favorite drink when I backpack and that's how i make it, so I am officially a HILLBILLY hu..........Dang right..........du insted of a mason jar which I drink from at home duhu , I have a special Nalgene I use only for my Libations..........I have proof of this claim, just ask the great PhantomSoul/ he love my takillya........”

“The funny thing is that I feel awesome this morning. I had a couple Two Hearted Ales and about 1/4 of the bottle of Cuervo and I have no hang over at all.

I carry my liquor in a small Nalgene also. Bad thing is it's hard to cut myself off at 8oz. to save the last 8oz. for the next night. Maybe I need another Nalgene? LOL! My friends bought me a 5oz, leatherbound hip flask for the holidays. It's sweet but I took one look at it and thought, "Five ounces? I usually spill more on myself than that in a weekend of hiking."”

“NIGAL/ Nalgene has a 48 oz I use just for the booze..........works well and has just enough kick to put the biggest backpacker down for a couple nights. It's woth the weight for me.........

hey ? you say Cuervo!!!! Thats the best.

Have you tried the new Curevo Black?

and you said you had 1/4 bottle of the Cuervo stuff? is that a 1 liter or a 1.75 liter? iffin it's da 1.75, I can't hang with you, that would put me to sleep with the sound of bells and a snow storm in my head the next morning, and I cannot drink water for at least 12 more hours due to the fact I will be drunk the next day all day...........”

“48oz? That's dangerous. I lack the gene that allows one to know when to say when. I once accidentally drank 3/4 of a bottle of Smirnoff Silver on a hike. Oh what a bad day I had the next day!

The Cuervo Black is what I had last night and it was only the 1 liter bottle. I try to be very careful with liquor because it's too easy to over drink.”

“I drank prolly 10 beers last weekend. That's more than I drank in the previous 12 months.

Baby I'm BACK! - LOL!”

“gojo/ your trail named after the famous GOJO hand soap? also know as Mechanics hand soap?

I got the name fridge from the backpacker refrigerator,,,,,...........heheh.....I'll have another drink ........
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“Oh my goodness. Is it just me or is the sunlight extra bright this morning and the world generally too loud? I went over to my neighbor's house last night and had 2 Two Hearted Ales, a Sam Adams, a big bottle of this Monty Python Holy Grail Ale, and then about half a bottle of Jameson Irish whiskey.

I'm a little fuzzy this morning....”

“Damn, Nigal. That was a well-rounded night.”

“It was left-overs night. LOL!”

“I'm thinking bonfire and merlot in front of the house as soon as it gets dark. oops, that is 4:30. I'd better wait till after church.”

“According the trekkingirl at Sipsey 04, "Polar Bear Hunting" is extremely difficult to say with a belly full of vodka.”

“Anyone here ever try Absinthe? I saw an ad in a magazine and did some reading. Sounds like wicked stuff.”

“I think I tried it in New Orleans many years ago. Tasted like licorice.”

“Sure that wasn't Jagermeister?”

“Nope.
from the wikipedia...
Absinthe's flavor is similar to anise-flavored liqueurs, with a light bitterness and greater complexity imparted by multiple herbs.”

“the stuff you get here in the states doesn't have the wormwood that drove Edgar Allen Poe to madness. It's not legal. The only wickedness is the flavor of Anise... and the hangover.”

“I know someone who got it from Germany of Switzerland and it had the wormwood in it. Stuff sounds nasty as hell and she said two shots and you're done son. LOL!”

“I've had absinthe before! One of Tarpy's buddies had an absinthe party, somehow he got some from Europe. It tastes nasty as all hell...I haaaate licorice flavor. But it will F your world up! :-D”

“Want truly crappy you needed to get some of the old Russian pepper vodka, this was the CHEAP stuff the peasants (LOL underclass in a Socialist/Communist Society) drank in the old Soviet Union.

Drank some of it in 1980 in Italy on New Year's eve.”