The Drinking Thread

“Maybe it all doesn't come out, but stains the inside of your being. Soon you'll be posting like Stovey:)”

“My tolerance is unacceptable.”

“unacceptably low or high?”

“Can it ever be unacceptably low? I don't ever remember thinking that.”

“Ahhh... A man after my own heart... he appreciates a cheap quick drunk. LOL! I wish I was a lighter weight.”

“is the sun over the yardarm yet?”

“It is somewhere. 8D”

“what's a yardarm? "too low" can be a problem if it is not recognized. I ended up with a puking women on a few occasions. Once, in a cab. Wow. did that suck!”

“LMAO!
Ya gotta learn to spot that, then water their drinks down while they are in the bathroom. Worked all the time on my ex.”

“Yes, one has to know how to 'taper on' properly.



Yardarms are those horizontal spars you see on square-rigged sailing vessels (or 'wessels' if you're a Walter Koenig fan).

The Sun passes above the yardarm at approximately 10:45am at this latitude... (sailors always go by the lowest one)... Cheers!”

“I'm ready. Now, what do we have around here....

all leftovers. Maybe a shot and a half of barbencort rum (15 year....good stuff)
a few shots of tequila (Ole')
few shots of baileys (don't really like it except for winter hiking when it just hits the spot)
Grape Pucker (how in the hell did that get in the cupboard?!) Must be from one of Birch's girlfriends. ;)
Two Sam Adams Lights.

I believe I'll start with the beer and hopefully I won't make it to the Grape Pucker before Birch comes home and I can send him for a resupply.

How much catching up have I got to do Bear Mag? Are you into your cup yet?”

“my cup of what?”

“In your cup may be similar to in your "cups", an old expression (Irish?), meaning are you schnockered yet? Then again, she may want to know if you drink wearing your catchers cup.”

“"cup"?
better make that "quart" LOL!”

“are you guys drinking again? or still drinking?”

“I can just see Sass now all strung out on the couch with her foot up and a dozen empty bottles around her as she snores contently.”

“Whoa! Drinking from a cup that's big enough for me to get down in? I gotta try that!”

“I told you he was channeling Darrel!”

“No, then I would just lay under the spiget of the still with my mouth open. As George Joens once sang...

"Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin' 'stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started crashin'
Shhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'"”

“How'd she know I use to be a catcher?”

“scotch?”

“For some reason, that #&%!$ gives me the worst gas the next day.”

“Finishing off the last of my xmas scotch...... :(”

“nothing for me today. sober as a church mouse.”

“I'm going to have to start drinking faster or something.

Well, to start today we have a beef stew based on two dos equis. One red stripe and one dos equis left. Still have all that crap left in the cupboard too. I think I'd like wine today.

Yep, it was meant to be "cups".
last edited: 2/11/07 11:19:20 AM”

““For some reason, that #&%!$ gives me the worst gas the next day.”

bearmagnet


hey -- whatever gets me up the hill faster, LOLs



Yes, Sass, I think that would be the Plural, [VBG]. I nearly always make chili substituting Pilsner Urquell for water. I tried it with Guinness once --- BLECH. If I'm ever tempted to do that again the Guinness will be seriously watered down!”

“Mornin. I think I need to take The Pledge. Again”

“just two shots of rum. having fun watching alchoholic husband trying to figure out where i've hidden the bottle. hee hee. does he think i'd really make it that easy, oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

“Why hide it from him? He'll just use the money he saved for your fancy V-day gift on a new one? Well, that's what I would do.”

“The weather outside is frightful, the whiskey so delightful...”

“Amen Bmag...
I'm snowed in but I got plenty of Vodka and beer baby What else do I need...

Let it snow let it snow let it snow mother #&%!$er!!!”

“You're drunk when you can't lie on your back without someones help.”

“Some people need restraints ....”

“You're too drunk when you think you should help your drunk friend by laying them down on their back.”

“The best hiking quote I ever heard was..."Hey guys, do you think someone could help me into my tent?".”

“Was that ENS? I think in Masten ENS had to be helped into his tent. But he was too far gone to ask for help.”

“Oh TTers don't drink and tell on others.

I'll never forget the night Sass asked me, "Nigal, are you shltfaced?". To which I replied, "Nosha kindomator fardicanor!" and woke up in the middle of the night in my tent not knowing how I got there.”

“I wish I were drunk...everything I touch today turns to poop!”

“Nigal, I think that may have been the night I had you on one arm and Birch on the other, both swaying in different directions. Good times!

Crazygurl, I've felt that way since last month. Cheers! here's to poop days (and months)!!

Naw, I actually can't start drinking yet, have to go and do the Valentine's day party at the Kindergarten class. But at 4:00 I'm in!”

“That's called "The Sadim Touch" (Midas spelled backwards).”

“N.M. orders 500 talking urinal cakes

By TIM KORTE
Associated Press Writer

RIO RANCHO, N.M. (AP) -- New Mexico is hoping to keep drunks off the road by lecturing them at the last place they usually stop before getting behind the wheel: the urinal.

The state recently paid $21 each for about 500 talking urinal-deodorizer cakes and has put them in men's rooms in bars and restaurants across the state.

When a man steps up, the motion-sensitive plastic device says, in a woman's voice that is flirty, then stern: "Hey, big guy. Having a few drinks? Think you had one too many? Then it's time to call a cab or call a sober friend for a ride home."

The recorded message ends: "Remember, your future is in your hand."
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/D/DWI_URINALS?SITE=MTBIL&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
Healthquest Technologies product information: http://www.wizmark.com”

“guess what's in my hand right now...”

“You can type one-handed?”

“yes. i never took typing so one hand is just as good as two. left or right, doesn't really matter.

and that's probably why my posts are never very long...”

“Holy Talking Pisscakes Batman!




(WIZmark.com???)”

“Never.

Beringer Gamay Beaujolais.”

“Is this the thread where I can say BUTT-PLUG without getting BANISHED?”