“I'm sooo irritated by people who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the f- is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? And People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.And when people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." F-ing right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? And when people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the f- would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
And when people say while watching a film "did you paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f-ing floor. And people who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? And when something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
And when people say "life is short." What the f-?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f-ing does!! What can you do that's longer? And finially when I am waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?”

“Does this elevator go up? (asked on ground floor)

No, it goes sideways!”

“There's some funny stuff there girl, but you really need to lighten up or you're going to have a heart attack!”

“PMS?”

“There, i'm done ranting for now :)”

“see: "What Women Do in the Woods"”

“Sorry, Spirit Coyote. It sort of sounds like something out of a newspaper or magazine.

It made me wonder if returning to bed and climbing out the other side would change an attitude. I know it won't! I've tried to teach my children to arise with a possitive attitude. No one needs a sourpuss.”

“"I know you're busy, but can I ask you a question?"


Yes, but only one, and that was it. Go away.”

“Rant Spirit, rant.

Get it out of your system.

Go Spirit, go Spirit,...

Remember, ranting is free. If you shoot somebody, it will cost you.

Have a nice day.

Let the chips fall where they may.”

“Also, I love it when people mix their metaphors.

"I feel like a left wheel"

"This whole thing is a pain in my thorn!"

"Don't count all your eggs in a row."”

“gee who p!ssed in your cereal this morning?”

“Somebody needs to go on a hike! :-)”

“Hey I worked for a man who had a whip just like that! He could crack it too.”

“Something that irritates me everyday is dogs in the backcountry, where they do not belong.

LNT = LDH.”

“Love = My dog peeing on MIcah's tent”

“The he11 with the dog peeing on Micah's tent, I think I'll do it myself! Where you camp Micah? Let's test your seam sealer.”

“what is irritating me today....how about Spirit Coyote and all of her threads”

“Welcome to the club Spirit; the other day I was irritating him.”

“Chill out girl.
Sounds like the HMWHC needs to come to her rescue and provide her with some love. ;)”

“Welcome to the club Spirit; the other day I was irritating him."
Geobeet
12:35:54 PM
11/08/02

Geo, your right I was just so irritated by the discussion we had.....

NOT

”

“get over it or the Dark Lord will suck you into his realm...or worse...you might even become and evil suckubus...and then I'd have to destroy you. I'm hoping you will get over this and feel better.”

“I hate when a person thanks a person that just thanked them for something! Just say your welcome.”

“I have to really contain myself when one of my students approaches me before class and says, "Dr. R., are we going to do anything important in class today?"

I usually reply, "No. I was going to waste your time for 2 hours. That is what the State of California pays me to do."”

“lol Phil...tell them something like, "only if you're interested in passing my class."”

“Thanks. I'm defending next week and looking for a job. Guess I should apply to a fast food place--get the same question!”

“or Phil, how about "Stick around and let me know if you think it's important."”

“sorry guys but its time to vent.

(hold your ears)



Your friggin emergencys are not mine!

do not run int my office in a frigging panic looking for me to drop everything just to save your sorry @ss. I will not do it anymore
Im tired of getting sh!!t by people and I wont take it anymore!!

So what did I do?
I told on the little B!TCHH and called her boss!
ive never done this before but I didnt deserve the crap i got today!!

and NO I can not get your stuff to you by 9:00am Monday. unless you pay for my airplane fare so I can pick it up for you and drop it off!


ok you can remove your hands from your ears im done.

time to get drunk!!!”

“Potty Mouth!”

“gee who p!ssed in your cereal this morning?”

“I could use that line, mapleleaf, or something similar on a daily basis.”

“I will let stuff roll of my back, but it gets to be too much sometimes. If you could see my desk right now you would laugh,
I mean I lost my pen this morning under all my paper work. then this guy walks in and wants my attention NOW
Maybe im still young when it comes to the work field. Ive only been back to work for 3 years after raising the kids. But man the corp world sucks!!”

“Can't we all. We have a #&%!$y person who is always stirring up trouble in the community. Whenever somebody #&%!$es about her I always say, "She hated me first!" It's become a joke.

Some people just generate trouble wherever they go. Makes them feel important when it should really make them feel impotent.”

“maple, don't tell me today is the first day you've lost your pen on your desk! its at least a twice daily occurance here! my supervisor and i share the table that joins our cubes (not completely walled in here), and she regularly steals my pens/pencils, then loses them.

that's just a small part of what's irritated me this week. but TGIF, cause i don't care anymore, i'm headed home. :)”

“I'm in my Jeep, trying to grab a nap, on the ferry, and the idiot parked beside me didn't think crossing Georgia Strait might set off his car alarm..... Duh !!

Usually the same guy that put the club, on his steering wheel...... where the hell does he think his car's going???”

“!”

“I don't know, my day went pretty good. But here's one for Phil.

I hate it when my Bio. prof. says, "I'm not trying to disrespect anyone's time, but we'll need to stay a bit longer and cover a bit more important material." This class starts at 7:40 PM and is supposed to end at 9:10 PM. He keeps us about 15 mins. past that, almost every night. Hello! Dude, I think "we're still trying to learn" period ended about 45 mins. ago. He always tries to push it and it is just way too late at night for that.”