Crappy day = how many beers?

“ok im not sure what the he!! you all are talking about, but I just got home. i have to be up in 5 hours. I not sure if this is a good thing but heck i had a GREAT time tonight!! just ask corp, (I think I spoke to him)




"@#$#, what the he!! are we all doing sitting behind the $@%#!* computer on a $%#@&^ Friday night when when should be $@%!&* hiking!!!!"
laqtis
09:05:30 PM
11/08/02


speak for yourself!!


HEEHAW BABY!!”

“........ Man, a Bucsh beer hang over is NOT pretty. Lucky for me, I had some of those pancakes blinkey gave me. Now I need a NAP!!!!”

“well, i never got a chance at those ciders...when i got home last night, the guy that is re-doing my stairs had taken out the stairs and left my ladder up on the roof outside the loft........not a big problem except it was reely cold last night and the doors and windows were all open up there....so i spent most of my time finding a way up there (don't ask) to close the windows and go out onto the roof to get the ladder so i could come back down. the stars were outrageous, so the roof time was probably better than those ciders anyway.

pathman....yikes...hope all went well with the cap and all

treebait..............r u serious? resume to my email!”

“Laqtis, you are so right on those White Russians and knowing when to say when! LOL! Today has been a long day so far. I had to work.”

“I wish I could, but no. Sorry. Wishful thinking on my part.”

“NG - Glad to see you made it through the day. I never did get that nap. Too much stuff to do around the house. White Russians are great! Chocolate Milk, anyone?

Still can't shake that hangover! D@mn, and I didn't even have that much. Maybe no beer at all is better than that swill.....”

“The Key Performance Indicators for my division are due tomorrow; billing needs to go out this week; customer satisfactions surveys need to be completed by today; we have a $1M bid due by the middle of next week and today, 4 of my 5 direct reports called in sick.

Somehow, this quote seemed applicable to my day....

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ---Brian O'Rourke”

“I think ya need a few beers, chili. Yow!

also... when ya get time... please share with me again the exercises you are doing for your knees? When I played wallyball the other night, I just felt like an old lady. My knees just didn't feel 100% And I am surely NOT LIKING THAT!!!

Good luck with your hectic work schedule.”

“Dang chili, that sucks.. I think you shouldn't just have beer... I think you should have beer at Hooter's! Or is that a given at this point? Good luck, dude.”

“HEHE
I was just thinking about this very thing this morning!!!
I need to start keeping a cooler in my office. So when my door is closed everyone will know that im having a bad day and to leave me alone!!”

“take a deep breath and think of a nice place, chili! and then go have a keg after work. LOL!

my grandmother has that Brian O'Rourke quote in her kitchen...i've always loved it!”

“What's the use of getting sober
When you're gonna get drunk again
Oh Sam done something fine
When he bought that good whiskey, beer and wine
I love my whiskey and I love my gin
Every time you see me I'm in my sin
So what's the use of getting sober
When you're gonna get drunk again

I went out last night about half past one
Thought I'd whoop it up a little and have some fun
I got me a half pint about half past two
Mmm, mmm, the way I was feeling you know what I wanna do
Got me a pint about half past four
Felt so good, went out and got me some more
Got me a quart about half past five
Boy, that was so nice didn't know if I was dead or alive

So what's the use of getting sober If you're gonna get drunk again
Oh Sam done something fine
When he bought that good whiskey, beer and wine
I love my whiskey and I love my gin
Every time you see me I'm in my sin
So what's the use of getting sober
When you're gonna get drunk again

Well I've been thinking
But I keep drinking
I guess I'm 'bout lose my mind




performed by Joe Jackson, (don't know wrote wrote it)”

“The newspaper published a study that an alcoholic drink at least every other day, like clockwork, will reduce your risk of heart disease. Works for me!”

“i heard that, Lyndy! very nice. :-) Tarpy was happy about it, too. i said, "they said ONE drink, not 4!" LOL.”

“In another 3 or 4 hours, I am going to take my heart disease prevention medicine.”

“Okay folks, make sure that you take your medicine!”

“Dang, I forgot to put a couple in the fridge.”

“Did you say 5?????NO WAY at least 5 with 5 shots or 5 glasses of scotch.

8)”

“And WHO gave you the beer, CMB? Was it perchance......











CHILI?!?!?!?

Mooooooohahahahaaa”

“Fortunately, I had one slug of Fundador brandy and one glass of Beaujolais left. Three beers chilling for Friday night.”

“Yes he did!

I have been a good boy tonight I have not drank at all!

Do I get a star?

8)”

“yes but have no fear I will drink that drink FOR YOU!!”

“Can you come over to my house?

I need something to drink.

8)”

“LOL wish I could. i really would.!!”

“Now that would be pimp!

8)”

“it's a medicinal fact the rum gets a man's heart started in the morning......”

“I worked with a guy who kept beers in the fridge for the ride home.”

“Just two more months and I can rejoin the living!”

“I keep my beer locked up away from my teenagers, only put two or three in the fridge at a time, so I can keep track of them. If I put a whole six pack in, it seems one or two always disappear, mysteriously.”

“I always thought during really hard times the song 100 bottles of beer on the wall was to be taken seriously and followed to the full extent of the song!

Or...I learned a valuable lesson while in Mexico....it's about tequila and how bottles bought in the US are diluted 98% with water...so i picked up 5 bottles of 100% agave 180 proof white...and 2 bottles of 100 proof mezcal brown with the worm....
chili..give me a call..and i'll deliever a few caring shots to your liver!”

“Might be time for a road trip to LA....

Mezcal Brown,,,,,I like it at the time, but the next morning when you get to wondering where that damn worm went.......

I hate that feeling...”

“well lets put it this way,
when you are having the crappy week like I am, there are not enough beers to make it better!”

“yup, time to crake open some beer tonight.

crappy day BIGTIME”

“You may have a problem if that is the way you escape from you issues in life!”

“if I wasn't on some medicine it would be beer time”

“good day, crappy day....

WTF does this have to do with the number of beers?

LOL, ;-)”

“that would be true UP, but im not a drinker, so having a couple after a rough day is not a bad thing.”

“My general rule is that I allow myself one beer per hour of work. I’ve been doing 60-75 hours a week for the past two months so my weekends are pretty full.”

“Nice rule, Nigal.

I think I will implement it.”

“What kind of beer do you like ML?”

“Corona”

“Don't foget your sambraro!

If it too questions I love asking people it's "What's your favorite beer?", and "What's in your cd collection?".”

“Gee nigal, doesn't that limit the talk?

What are you buying, and Why do you ask?”

“24 ounce Heineken can - when done chop the top off and you have a good cooking pot.”

“I am going to drink about 10 today so I think you should too!


8)”

“"My general rule is that I allow myself one beer per hour of work. I’ve been doing 60-75 hours a week for the past two months so my weekends are pretty full."
Nigal
You're a freakin' genius, baby!

HOI
That sounds like a hobo cook pot!

"If it too questions I love asking people it's "What's your favorite beer?", and "What's in your cd collection?"."
Nigal
Uh, Wild Goose India Pale Ale and lotsa Jimi Hendrix~~~~:P”

“mapleleaf, take it easy, girl~~~%P”

“I've had one. My day turned crappy after I got home.

Another is looking real good right now.”

“Stuttgarter Hofbrauhaus. Best beer on the planet!

At least that's what I heard. I don't like beer too much!”

“bitpusher, diaper?”