Crappy day = how many beers?

“Im thinking at least 5”

“"Bring one pitcher every half hour until someone passes out, then bring one every ten minutes....."

R. Dangerfield - Back To School”

“How did I know this was a mapleleaf thread before I opened it? Hee Hee”

“ya know....i am not a drinker, but i am gonna have TWO hornsbys draft ciders tonite.......
i have had to dismiss an employee still in his probationary period in my lab ..just not gettin it.......it was a most difficult task for me.......specially, since it is the tech who does MY benchwork when i am off hikin somewhere..........
i wish previous employers that you call for references would be more honest with their appraisals........
sigh........
i am STILL taking next week off and headin to the mts...!

any microbiology lab oriented bp'ers out there in search of a job in florida?........one of the benefits is i am the boss so you'd get time off for backpackin trips.. whenever ya want it....
mostly..
if it doesnt conflict with mine.....
without pay........
heh~~~~~

sorry to have polluted cyberspace with that crappy energy.....”

“No beers tonight, thanks. I'm saving up for April when I finish taking rat poison.”

“It was a crappy day though.”

“Hey om,

JCAHO and CAP same week in our place.

Wine!-not whine!”

“More wine!”

“Hey Geo- April's not too far away, and I still have that Guinness waiting for you. Om, it sucks having to fire someone for any reason. Even if they're a total waste of a person, they sometimes have families that depend on them... Sadly, firing them is sometimes the only course of action left. Enjoy your ciders, and try not to let it get to you.”

“I am here to cheer you up :-)”

“On my way out from work. Nother 14 hour day! Low on funds, so it looks like 2 40's of Busch.....:(”

“grab me some miller lite Q”

“Tonight's looking like a Labatt or killians night, if it ever gets here.....”

“Can I get a glass of water here?”

“do we serve water in this joint!?”

“You got it, B. Should that be a Q of lite fer ya??”

“Can I get a glass of water here?”

“I gots some water fer ya, bp....”

“Yeah that would work Q”

“I learn real fast!!!”

“@#$#, what the he!! are we all doing sitting behind the $@%#!* computer on a $%#@&^ Friday night when when should be $@%!&* hiking!!!!”

“Yeah Q, you said it! All of it, lol!”

“Ha! I am, well kinda...
I'm headed out to ride the nebo ridge trail tomorrow morning.”

“6 pack of tall red dog cans”

“Alright, I'm really going now.

Strats - beer is on the way. BTW - what kind of strat is that you sport?”

“Sounds like everybody is in the same boat tonight. I've had about 3 White Russians. I needed every single one of them tonight too.”

“#1 is a 99 texmex, jumbo frets, sunburst wif a maple neck(the one on Phli's page)


#2 is the first squire , an 89 off white.”

“HUH?”

“The drunks are out temporarily out of sinc.”

“Let's just stick to the liquor tonight. We don't need any of that snobby wine #&%!$. It gives you bad dreams.”

“those are guitars”

“pathdewd, ,correct! i was responding to laqtis' question about what kind of guitar(strat) i play. #1 means it's my main axe. #2 is my backup for gigs, for when i break a string....and i break WAY more than most people. i'm an old hacker from way back.....


no wine for me newgirl! gives ya hangover when ya wake up from yer nightmares!”

“Oh! Duh! I've had a few. Sorry. LOL! Guess, I won't be joining any bands soon.”

“Texmex, that sounds like a drink. A snobby Mexican wine maybe. LOL!”

“No wine here!! Just get-tars speak.

Strats are cool, but Tellies rule! :)”

“lolz. you can be our percussionist/backup vocalist.


see if this french maid's outfit fits you......it's ok, we all wear them onstage......”

“WTF??”

“HAHAHAHAHA! Nice try Strat!”

“{snappin fimmers} it was worth a shot....”

“.....gee, you guys must "pack'em in" at the local bar!


j/k!”

“Check this out if you have realplayer. This might work.

My boys”

“Try again, try again!

Watcha drinkin' newgie?”

“hey it worked.

Broadband version”

“Bit, I'm having a few White Russians this lovely night. I can't watch anything on RealPlayer, my stupid connection is slower than the process of evolution. LOL! (okay, Biology class has worn off)”

“..."Bit, I'm having a few White Russians this lovely night....."

Good fer you. What better way to spend a lovey Friday night?? (gee, me thinks we all need to get a life!)”

“What's a White Russian?”

“Laqtis, mixing Russians by myself on a Fri. night and posting to TT. I have a great life. LOL!

Beer beer, kahlau, vodka, cream”

“it's buffering...it's buffering...what is this....it's buffering....i hope it;s not a virus like violin sends me all da time,,,,still buffering


WAIT! i got somethin! it's crazy scatboarders! is this a clip from jackass the movie?”

“White Russians, a Q fav. Trouble is, that you never know when you've had enough until the floor kisses ya.”