I'll be Lusting in my Dreams Tonight

“I feel like a little kid on Christmas Eve. REI is having their garage sale tomorrow. They have 4 pallets of stuff that has been returned and 4 pallets of stuff from the REI Outlet. Boy I can't wait!!! My first REI sale!!!

Every person for themselves in the morning. I plan on getting there 2 hours before they open. Did I mention, I can't wait.”

“LOL!!! Good luck!!”

“Push someone out of your way for me, will ya?

Lucky rat!”

“Buddur You Ted Nugent fan!!!”

“I'll need to wear a sharp metal spiked jacket in case anyone tries to grab me. I'll just bump into them.”

“Just be careful, man. I got stomped on at the last one in my area. You'd think they were givin' away gold!”

“Given bbinkley's food carrying abilities I think we should feel sorry for anybody who gets in his way tomorrow. Can you spell flat? Can you spell road kill?”

“bbinkley, I know just how you feel. We stopped @ the Salt lake REI while on our way down to Canyonlands. There was so much stuff I didn't know which way to turn. While I walked from department to department staring, my wife selected Teva hiking boots, a CamelBak day pack and convertible pants. D@mn, what a place . . . a hiker's mecca!”

“I'll be lusting for Ty from Trading Spaces. It's sorta' like REI gear.”

“do they have gi joe stuff?”

“Ty? Does Ty have GI Joe stuff? Let's hope so.”

“NOT TY! GEESH!


dam, i just spit water all over the monitor....”

“LOL! Glad I made you laugh Stratdewd!”

“i was hoping for an apology for getting my monitor all wet from the convulsive laughter”

“Okay, sorry! I still hope Ty has GI Joe gear though. You know, for the day he's falls in love w/ me.”

“i'm sure he does....if he's cool. only the cool kids had gi joes. i can't remember too many chest shavers having them though....”

“the gi joe I had in 1967 or so was a chest shaver.”

“yeah....yeah i think mine were too......dam. where's the nair?”

“LOL @ Stratdewd. I hope he is a chest shaver. What's w/ the hair on the chest? I'm not down w/ that.”

“I thought this would be a newgirl-lusting-for-Ty-Pennington thread. It wasn't but it's slowly becoming one...”

“I like to bring up Ty when I can Bitpusher. This thread seemed appropriate.”

“Yes, it does, doesn't it?”

“earhair.....now THERE'S a problem....they just spring up, like overnight, one inch long !”

“NG - isn't it passed yer bed time?? :)”

“It's early still for her....Mountain Time, dontcha know...”

“It's 9:49. I'm up a little late this evening. LOL! Ear hair! Sick me out Dude!”

“i'm waitin for my borhter to show up from tulsa. he and his friend are goin hikin wif us tomorrow at kyles landin”

“sowwy for the typos. i'm havin a dislecsic moment.



newgirl, it's all good. i'm VERY well groomed....”

“Quit trashing my dreams...Newgirl...This is a lustful gear thread.”

“Sorry Bbinkley. Back to gear talk and stay on topic people!”

“hey bbinkley...
theres a company on the web that will make up a realistic love-doll from a photo ect. for a large fee...

:D”

“Strat,
Reminds me of something written on the bathroom wall somewhere:
"DISLECSICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!"”

“i love that one!”

“oot od I”

“"Lusting in my Dreams" thread and this is the besy you perverts can do? You're all slipping big time.”

“WHO THE FUG IS TY?!”

“So there she was and her pouty lips were warm and inviting, the inside of her mouth was sweet like the red wine she had been drinking and her daring tongue darted about with a life all it`s own, warm wet kisses that turned into fire and she moaned out mmmmm, at the first hint of desire.

In truth and all it was a bit of a shock and I was about to tell her so when she eased up on that lip lock. And I woulda too, but I was busy kissing her lovely throat and neck and sending chill bumps coursing over her body, the way they tend to do.

Her body shook and trembled in my arms as she pressed into me and she clung to me as though her life depended on it and my arms trailed down along her curves, oh, I was about to have myself a fit.

One by one the clothes started pilin` up on the floor and my kisses trailed down her chest, she hissed out through clenched teeth, oh yes, do that some more.

We went at it then and there and we was doin` and doin` and doin` it right, I shook myself from my daydream, but I`ll be lusting about her again in my dreams tonight:)”

“well damn, i'm awake now! LOL!”

“Holy Mac 'n Cheese Batman! That's a bit much.”

“Well, its a bit more like what I expected.”

“Big Foot=Fabio? Do you write dirty novels Big Foot? Tell the truth!”

“Yeah and he probably has long hair too... we already know he has a big foot.”

“I don`t have long hair, or big feet
but, I do tend to make an impression on those I meet
there`s those of them that say I got the goods
I got the name Big Foot, `cause I`m the wildest thing that walks the woods

And NO, I don`t write smutty novals, I`ve been approached to, but they tell me I`d have to tone it down a mite:) Most have only known sex, not the true art of making love, most only get a hint of it when lovers come up for air and write.”

“stikmon... OHHHHHHHHHH stikmon???”

“argh...i just had lunch, alright?! ;-)”

“Hot, wet kisses that are to often like flames to a fire
each one building and growing off of the other`s desire
the sensation of soft lips flowing over tender flesh, a lovin` touch
each stroke of the lips and tongue excites the nerves twice as much
maybe I shouldn`t be telling you all of this, but then again, what the heck
when making love to a woman start with her mind, then devour her neck”

“I could not find the thread I wanted to, but this one will do.


Okay, so we were having a little trouble getting Grace to sleep last night. All she wanted to do was sit up in her crib and laugh. I have now become the expert of getting a restless child to sleep so Barbie handed her off and went back to bed.

After awhile, I ended up falling into a deep sleep while rocking her. When I woke up to her pulling my leg hair out at 5:30AM, I ran to get a pen and a pad of paper because I knew I had just experienced a...

TT DREAM

Okay, I remember it starting with a hole lot of us at a indoor community swimming pool. TTers I remember who were there include...

Lumberzac
Bison
birch
Sassafras
Crazy Mike and Spirit Coyote
Roam Around
Phantom Soul
Dayhiker
Bitpusher
Must Hike

I know there were more but that was the list I wrote down. We were swimming, farting around at this indoor pool. After awhile, Bison, Lumberzac and myself take off and take a train to a station where Bison has his Jeep parked. We get off the train and proceed to a antique store at the station. We walk inside and Nigal is the owner of the place.

Nigal starts blowing #&%!$ to Bison about a desk that he obtained and gave to Nigal so that he could refinish it and sell it. It turned out that the desk was very old and after he restored it, Nigal fetched some $200,000 for it.

As we leave Nigal's antique shop, it starts to snow. Mind you the time of day this is all taking place is at like 2 in the morning. We next drive to an outdoor fireworks shop so Bison can purchase some of the small cigars he likes to smoke. We get back into the Jeep and he says, "Let's go snowshoeing!"

Next think I know, my daughter is pulling out clumps of leg hair, laughing!
I could not find the thread I wanted to, but this one will do.
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“Swimming, farting, arguing, laughing, snowshoeing, and a Jeep. Yep, sounds like a TT experience. =)”