Unwelcome on TT Trips

“Winona Ryder”

“I'd welcome her unless we were going on a TT trip to macy's...”

“Afraid she'll steal your pack?”

“She does have some value.
When you buy something new, She could cut the tags off for you.”

“So this is really a gear thread?

LOL”

“I suppose you could take her with you to REI BEFORE the trip for those last minute items you always need.”

“she is ALWAYS welcome to go shopping with me.

lets see, i need a water filter, boots, new tent.

Do you think these are bulky?”

“Not the really small lightweight items... Like that 800 fillpower down bag, or that 3 lb. single-wall tent,”

“Man, I go out there to get lots of FRESH air, and some one has to light up a butt.”

“Anna Nicole Smith--lightweight






NOT!!!”

“LMAO!

hey LHAO!

(that's a LOT a laughin')”

“The sound of breaking glass.”

“The sound of breaking wind?”

“Ayn Rand. She's toast.”

“I don't know about shopping with her. The minute she walks in the store the tape starts rolling. Hiking: she'd rob you so blind you'd wish it was the bears that got you.”

“Anna Nicole Smith: it would take 12 bbinkleys to carry her food.”

“You haven't hiked with the boy...”

“Winona Ryder is a babe!

Anna Nicole Smith.... No f**kin way!!”

“LOL Phil!

my vote:

Spock”

“Winina can accompany me anytime...Of coourse she'll have to submit to frequent and perodic searches for concealed contraban....”

“What did he do to you???? Dude!!!!! his albums rock!!


Wymona deeeeeefinitely F.B.C search is in order!

Anne just needs some blinders and a few panniers. Dangle a couple of Jacksons in front of her and roll.”

“If she had to haul ass... I don't want to think about how many trips that'd be.”

“Haul ass....LMAO....LOL....God that was funny.”

“I've had a bellyful of women who lie and cheat.

Why is Anna Nicole still on the tube? They are re-running the "shows." Aaaugh!”

“I have never seen the show...but the commercial where she says "I can't eat $600.00 worth of food" is annoying enough.

The bbinkley crack was too funny!!!”

“Did someone mention my name. Tell Anna Nicole sorry. But my sherpa services are taken up for a while.”

“It's a Classic, Dave.

Soooooooo... major tubage on the great salt lick, eh?”

“Richard Simmons.”

“LOL!!! That would be aweful!”

“The sound of breaking glass."
Buddur


today, we we're ceelebrating our new land purchase and my wife asked my 11 yr old to "set this bottle of wine on that rock over there. the next sound i heard was breaking glass. it went downhill(pardon the pun) from there.”

“O.J. Simpson”

“hehe, Bobby Trendy”

“Martha Stewart”

“Henry Kissinger”

“Narc's, crying babies, self righteous fat heads that have that 'I'm better than you mentality'. Selective 'cheek turners' that will turn the other cheek for someone but not everyone. Flaming Liberals with blinders that have nothing better else to whine about other than how righteous they are in their beliefs.

Anybody that fears out of ignorance and prejudice thoughts.”

“That about covers it, lol.”

“French People”

“Damn, I wish I was French!”

“You could always apply for duel citizenship TT.”

“#&%!$-eatin' bears.”

“LMAO!”

“Of course you know, this means WAR!

You challenging me to a DUEL?

Or is this some sort of duality on your part?”

“If you wish you were french, you'd prolly surrendur in a duel. But, if need be, a duel would be terrific, if ya know what i mean.”

“tellie tubbies, and marvin hamlish....”

“
girls what waste water”

“Somebody's irrigating the melon patch again, I see!”

“Works pretty good, too.”

“Mmmmmmm, water-melon!”

“Great googley-mooglies!!”

“dueling banjos?”