Top 10 Ways You Know Your on Trail Talk

“10. People are going to Michigan.

9. People are talking about everything but backpacking.

8. If you look at HMWHC is and wonder what it stands for.

7. You see some chick named newgirl talking about some guy named Ty.

6. When people refer to large packs or food they bring up the name bbinkley.

5. People are on a short yellow bus talking about eating lime green jello.

4. If you read all the names of the people that post and wonder what were they thinking.

3. If people are talking about pooping in the woods and how to do it and the topic of what women do in the woods.

2. If the advice you get about anything somehow ties back to the HMWHC.

and the number 1 reason you know your on Trail Talk is:

1. You see all these posts about Crazy Mike Backpacks, Crazy Mike A$$nack$, Crazy Mike A$$packes, Citezens against CMB abuse and wonder who this Crazy Mike guy is and wonder what all this is about.”

“1-A. You've met and spent five days at Montanapalooza with Crazy Mike and enjoyed every minute of it.”

“1B; you're crazy mike”

“you can spell your, you're, yur, you, etc, and everyone knows what you mean”

“yooz right ldhiker!”

“1-C.... You can walk in here, ask for advice, get chastised by total strangers, walk away, ...... only to WANT to come back for more.... like a fool! And then...... you're HOOKED!”

“raven, that is the dumbest, most worthless post every posted on trail talk.......














just kidding, aren't you glad the hazing is over? Welcome!”

“What, this is a site for masochists seeking to get out more?

Wow.

I just hit the nail on the head!”

“Thanks Buddha Bear..... I ...errr.... ummm.... I think! LOL!”

“To the guy with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

“I represent that remark ldhiker!”

“YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8)

WAY PIMP PEOPLE!!!!!!!

8D”

“Raven, it only gets worse, but it's all pimp.”

“"Crazy mike's a$$ snacks"

Too funny”

“Your eyes hurt from TT's white background.”

“Most of the people here, including yourself, spend more time posting than backpacking.”

“There's always Some Yahoo complaining about your tent, your pet, your Choice of a Refreshing Beverage, your politics, the fill in your sleeping bag, your MEMBRANE fer chrissakes...

I'll put up with just about anything, but you mess with my MEMBRANE an' Yo' Ass is GRASS!”

“someone say grass?”

“Be carful Spirit Coyote, everyone from the "Boose on the trail" thread will be over here telling you what you can and can't do before long.”

“The NEXT thing ya know, they'll be shouting, "Citizen's Arrest! Citizen's Arrest!"”

“Its where the genuses cant speeel!”