Why do women go to the bathroom in pairs ?

“So, what's up with that?”

“It's so we can discuss things. ;)








Or not. Like any woman's going to give away the secret.”

“Sass is right. Thats our secret time. We could tell you but then you would have to die.”

“We should have a private area on TT - just for us girls
dawn”

“Is there some magic with two people that doesn't happen with three. Is it some woman bladder ESP thing that says that you both have to go at the same time? Do the bladders communicate? Is there assistance needed? Is that what the other person is for?

These are "things that make you go hmmmmmmmm"”

“We've tried that. The boys can't stand it. They've read the raunchiest threads about female business; they just can't stay away from us.

Check this one out: Minestrone Soup”

“bbinky...those are dangerous questions :P”

“It's actually because we like to kiss each other in the bathroom (Giggle). Lmao, is that the answer you were hoping for Binkley? =D”

“No that's where my mind is Sass.”

“No that's not where my mind is Sass.”

“make up your mind bblinkly, were you thinking that or not”

“You don't seem to know where you're mind is! LOL. I'm just teasing you Binkley.”

“LMAO. BBinky...us blonds go together for moral support...you know, incase we fall in or something.”

“No, I wasn't thinking about women kissing. But I was thinking all the original questions that I asked.”

“Sure you were.....”

“freudian slip, anyone, to go with the Minestrone Soup? that is TOO funny, Sass! i'm glad you remembered that one.”

“hmmm, bblinkly is sure asking a lot of questions about you ladies on here. Wonder what his real motive is.”

“He's just jealous 'cause he never gets invited, lol.”

“One holds the lightbulb and the other drinks until the room spins around.”

“When I was in college I inadvertently discovered “the secret”. They had changed the first floor of my dorm to all guys so creeps wouldn’t climb in a woman’s first floor window. To change the woman’s bathroom to men’s they simply covered the ‘wo’.

I was in there moving my bowels on parent’s weekend. Some prankster took the cover off the ‘wo’ changing it back to a woman’s room. A female student and two older women came in and occupied the stalls on either side of me. I was covering up my hairy toes while eavesdropping on their conversation.

I heard the entire conspiracy!!! If there isn’t 100 BILLION DOLLARS in my Swiss account by this afternoon, I’m going public!”

“It's so they can talk about the men, bbinkley, that's their little secret. They get in there and the converstation goes something like this:

"Oh isn't that bbinkley just the sweetest little thing? I just love the way he smiles."

"Yes, but he asks such personal questions (blush)."

"And his eyes, have you noticed his eyes?"

"Well I don't care about his damn eyes if all he wants to know is how I pee in the woods!"

Now you understand why they won't tell you?”

“LMAO @ geobeet. That's some funny stuff,...coworkers are starting to look.”

“LOL Geobeet! Maybe you've uncovered the secret...”

“Go ahead and let it out Violin!”

“"Go ahead and let it out Violin!"
Sassafras
12:50:06 PM
11/12/02


But not literally.....”

“They were advising the girl to find and marry an engineer!


OK… so maybe that wasn’t worth 100 billion but its pretty shocking nonetheless.”

“you were at Michigan Tech, weren't you? half the women were there to get their Mrs. degrees....”

“They were after the green.”

“Same thing at Rutgers apparently.”

“So, Answers to my questions? ANYONE? ANYONE? BUELER? BUELER?”

“We can't tell you. Its a secret!”

“bb the truth is we are afraid some sick perve is going to be waitng for us or come in after us if we are alone. It is much safer to go in pairs!”

“Are you sure that's it. That seems kind of like a shady answer.”

“You got your answer Binkley. So we can discuss things. Plus, we like the company.”

“They start early. In Girl Scouts, they have to go with a buddy. It snowballs from there.”

“Plus, if you're talking while you're peeing, you don't have to worry about stage fright.”

“I always turn the sink on when I have to go pee at someones house. Isn't that the worst, you have to go pee and the bathroom is right in the hallway next to the living room or kitchen and it just echoes throughout the house. Turn the sink on full blast and then they here the sink instead of you peeing.”

“I think you worry too much about your natural bodily functions.”

“I always just make noises like in "Dumb and Dumber" to cover the tinkling sound.”

“That's funny violin!!”

“LMAO, Violin! dude, bbinkley, you have issues! also, i think you should change your name to blinky. by the way. it's so much easier to pronounce!

the potty talk reminds me...last time, on the Jaime Kennedy Experiment, he was a lifeguard. he asked everyone to get out of the pool for 5 minutes so he could take a quick bathroom break. after everyone was out, he climbed down the chair and into the pool and said, "AAAHHHHH..." haaaahahahaha!! too much.”

“In public places (that aren't bars): If I go w/ the girls I prolly want to talk about something and have the added benefit of relieving myself. If I go by myself, I just have to piss and I ain't got time for the chit-chat! If it's in the wilderness then I need another women to be look out for wild, urine loving animals who may have intentions of eating me. If it's at a bar, I need another women to belook out for drunk, I-wouldn't-tell-him-my-number men who may try to follow me in, so they can convince me why I should give them my number. (This happened to me once. It wasn't scary actually, it was funny, but now I try to have an escort if I think it might happen.)”

“That show is so funny.

But don't try to switch the subject content of this thread.

Back to Why women go to the bathroom in pairs?”

“it's to plot against YOU!

now, back to changing your name to blinky...”

“I still say it's the lightbulbs; they just won't admit it.”

“No it's bbinkley. Stands for BRANDON BINKLEY!!!!!!!!!

people keep trying to give me trail names and i tell them either bbinkley or Brandon...and binkley will work fine too.

Now back to ,Why do women go to the bathroom in pairs?”

“Tell us why you go in pairs and we'll tell about the secret handshake when men go to the bathroom!”

“I gave the most accurate answer about why I go in pairs, I have no idea about the other women though.”

“I already told ya dude! Believe me, it's to talk about ya!”

“well, if you're already out somewhere hanging out, why not go there together too? a better question would be, why don't men go to the bathroom together?
:-)

hi, aero! a secret handshake with another dude...or with yourself??”