IQ Test

“I took am IQ Test. It was pretty cool. I scored 127. That means I scored better than 93% of the people.


http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/”

“D-d-d-dh-dduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHH

whats a iq test?”

“I got 3 but it was a par 4 so there!”

“I received a 127 also...”

“I only scored a 136...”

“iq = 60 here.”

“Is 17 good?”

“Is 17 good?"
Artex
06:46:35 AM
11/13/02

Only in Kentucky Artex.”

“135”

“OK, here's a more important measure of intelligence:
Which is a better deal; a) an 18-pack of Bud Light for $9.95 or, b) a 12-pack of Sam Adams for $8.95?”

“b.”

“Sam Adams, if it's the stout...”

“RED DOG!”

“B, duh.

there's a cool inkblot test i took yesterday that's on that same site (emode). it was interesting...i discovered that my unconscious mind is driven by Peace. ooommmm...”

“Bud light is better than Sam adams..sam adams taste like crap....but bud light is so-so....miller lite is the best”

“Nobody in their right mind would even drink a light beer . . . at least anyone with an IQ”

“131. Does that mean I'm average?

It said I'm a "facts curator". I hate facts. I think more in general terms.”

“what dose it mean if you get a negative number ?”

“Brandon, your unconscious mind is driven most by Imagination

This means you have a deep desire to use innovative ideas to enhance your life and influence the world around you. This drive influences you far more than you may realize on a conscious level.

Your need to be innovative drives how you look at new opportunities and the kinds of experiences in life you choose to have. On an unconscious level, the reason you may be so driven by imagination is your fear of destruction, the opposite of creation. When you are unable to create due to restrictions imposed by your environment or even ones you unwittingly impose on yourself, do you feel trapped or confined? You may find these feelings of unease only get better when you find another outlet for your imagination.

With such a strong creative orientation, you are willing to entertain a broad spectrum of ideas at any given time. The world is a fuller, richer place because you can contribute new idea to any experience. Your natural curiosity inspires those around you and encourages them to come up with ideas they wouldn't have thought of without your help.

Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Imagination, there is much more to who you are at your core.”

“Only 117 here. It sez I'm an "Insightful Linguist". Maybe I should start writing that book I always wanted to.....”

“By definition, a 100 IQ is average as compared to other people your age. I believe the standard deviation is 15 point. So an IQ over 130 puts you in the top 2% (approximately).

IQ tests are controversial measures in education because there are many dimensions or "multiple" intelligences that can be measured. Also, tests may be biased toward certain groups of the population. One achievement test where I think that is true is the Miller Analogies Test (MAT).”

“Aero --

Trick question Trick question.

While on the surface . . .it would seem that B is the obvious and correct answer (who wouldn't choose the Sam adams over lightly alcoholed water?)


There is actually INSUFFICIENT information to answer the question.

1) are you drinking alone. If so, B

2) are you drinking with just 1 good friend? If so, B

3) Are you drinking with 2 or more marignal friends/acquaintences ? COuld be b . .but maybe A)

At some level it become a quality vs quanity issue.

4) are you drinking with Trail Talk folks.

very complex answer that weights such factors as, Who will be carrying the beer, for how far, man/woman ratio,

The ideal would be a six of Adams for yourself and a 12 of budlightwater for the rest of the crew with Newgirl schlepping the whole thing in. (a la the Swedish bikini team).”

“Phil, what did you say? ;-)”

“Thanks, Phil. I feel a little better. I guess it's not too bad fer a guy that carried a D- through high school :)


Hey stop laughing, everyone! I grad u ma ate ed, didn't I??”

“Latquis --

Are you sure that wasn't "cunning linguist"”

“119 here...I am an Visual Mathematician. what does that mean? I am too stupid with numbers but great with 1st grade picture type math?? lol”

“129. It says I'm an Insightful Linguist also. Whatever that means.”

“I wouldn't trust anyone's recommendation on beer who drinks out of PLASTIC bottles, lol.”

“Don't knock it until you've tried it”

“i tied arky! 129, Insightful Linguist.”

“But I have! Yuk!”

“We know, LS, you like the beer in the green glass bottles.”

“Im a 129 it said I was an Inspired Inventor I guess dat is Y me is an en ger near”

“131 here.


Your IQ score is 131



.... we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. But that's just scratching the surface.”

“Damn! I really wanted to beat lyra.”

“unconscious mind is driven most by Love

Everyone has a desire to love. But your desire is rooted very deeply in your unconscious and affects many of the decisions you make in life — whether you are aware of it or not.

You have an energy about you that inspires people to experience their true feelings of love and act kindly towards others. In this way, you and your drive for loving relationships start a chain reaction of positive experiences.

The reason you are driven by love, may be because your unconscious is trying to avoid the opposite of love — hate. You, more than others, may be afraid of experiencing severe discord with others. That may, in turn, heavily influence your choices about relationships and the way you communicate your ideas, wants, and desires to others.

With such a strong orientation towards loving others, your relationships hold a very special place in your life. Your capacity to love may be greater than those around you, and therefore you may have more to give in relationships than your romantic partner does. Remember that this is a gift you have and one most others don't possess.”

“I is stupid.”

“131

I thought scores will change as you experience life and gain wisdom? Mine is about the same as the other times I have done one.”

“Heres a test for us backpackers!

http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/loony2.jsp”

“hehe im only a little loney


To borrow a phrase from Forrest Gump, loony is as loony does. You know how true that is — in fact, you've embraced it. Because while you certainly have your moments of insanity, you know when to say when. Sure, you get a kick out of occasionally doing and saying things other people think are goofy or off-the-wall — you're a real sucker for being the center of attention now and again — but there are plenty of times when you'd just as soon be calmer and more serious. The same goes for expressing your emotions. No stranger to strong feelings, you choose your battles and control your highs and lows, saving your emotional outbursts for when you need them most. After all, fun and craziness are all well and good, in the right time and place, but balancing your "up" and "down" times earns you more respect in the long run. Not nearly as nutty as a fruitcake — but maybe giving Pralines 'n' Cream a run for its money — you're the perfect mix of impulse and restraint.”

“Ultrapecker, why doesn't that surprise me?”

“136”

“I hate tests.”

“hehe im only a little loney
Spirit Coyote
11:54:17 AM
11/13/02

So, Spirit Coyote, are you loony, loney, or lonely? Are you sure you got an A?

An”

“yeah yeah well yes it was an A...i make sure i spell well for a college paper DUH.”

“I'm such a loser. I only got 136. Here's what I am, lol....

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.”

“bit you are not aloud in the 131 club....you are jsut too damn smart for us. LOSER!”

“Bitpusher, don't get a big head. Remember, everyone taking this test are TT'ers”

“Too late, my head is already pretty damn big. Makes it hard to find sunglasses.”

“bit you are not aloud in the 131 club....you are jsut too damn smart for us. LOSER!"
Spirit Coyote
12:05:39 PM
11/13/02

Aloud, alone, it's all the same.”