Time for another HMWHC meeting in Huntsv ille

“OK, it's been too long. Huntsvillians, it's time for another meeting at the local clubhouse. Anybody up for it? Father Goose? MDSHiker? SuperTroll? trailhound57?”

“Hooterville, here we come!!!”

“Funny you should bring it up BP, just yesterday my esteemed collegue mention there must be some business in Huntsville that we needs our attention.”

“The stars must be aligning correctly...”

“be sure to post pics!”

“Let's see, I planned on taking off at noon next Tuesday and taking Wednesday off. Idea was to get in a bag night during the meteor shower.

I might as well take off all day Tuesday, drive to Huntsville for the meeting, and get in my bag night down in Sipsey on the way back.

A plan is forming here.”

“Can we do it Wednesday? I've got plans already on Tuesday...”

“That should work just as well.”

“Sounds like a plan...”

“Hooters! Hooters! Hooters!”

“MDS is ready...”

“Is this H'ville, Alabama???”

“Yes.”

“WHEN ARE WE GOING??”

“Next Wednesday....if I read chili right.”

“Hump day?”

“Yowza!”

“Let's see, it's a 2 hr drive to Huntsville. A 5 hour lunch shouldn't be too big a deal, right? Yall need to at least take good notes and pictures.

Side note: My boss just recently got back from a sailing trip in the Virgin Islands. He and his wife chartered a sail boat with another couple. Evidently, the thing to do at the end of the day is the scan all the other boats with binoculars. They said there was this one boat with 4 men in their 60's with shining white asses. They were accompanied by 4 ladies in their 20's with NO tan lines and NO clothes. Do you think these were working girls? I asked him if he had a telephoto lens to go with the binocaulars. With a hangdawg look he said "No, but I wish'd to hell that I had"”

“Have you heard about the scandal at the Olympics? Apparently, some jealous Russian figure skaters stole a gold medal from their victorious Canadian rivals, and then a French judge caught the Canadians trying to steal it back. I say, give both sides a 10... for bad sportsmanship! I used to be a huge figure-skating fan, but that love was wounded when Nancy Harding got her legs broken by that other lady in 1992. Now, after this latest episode of shame, I may never watch figure skating again.”

“I have seen a lot of thread degeneration, but militiaboy made an abrupt u-turn with that post.

Wednesday it is. 11:30???”

“Sounds good to me. Other Huntsvillians?”

“Ok”

“I'm curious.”

“He Man Woman Hater Club.
We don't really hate women though. We actually dig 'em!! Especially Strippers!!
We are He Men Though!”

“Next Wed. at 1130 hrs. It'll be a hoot!!!”

“*cries*...save me a seat guys..and look upon it with forlorn and reverent honor!”

“Hey OPIE. There's a pretty cool Hooters in Pensacola...”

“I think I've got a photo of OPIE here somewhere...we'll carry it in your honor buddy...”

“i'll be at the dothan, and/or destin Hooters if ya need me...”

“Maybe we can get a webcam link going, lol....”

“They actually have a Hooters in Dothan...???”

“They got them cornfed farm girls down there, dontcha know...

Dothan is actually getting pretty big. Oh, and they used to have the world's largest condom factory down there. Don't know it's still the biggest now though.”

“lat's make it huntsville arkansas....

population; 1,903”

“"Oh, and they used to have the world's largest condom factory down there."
bitpusher
08:12:02 AM
11/15/02

Only YOU would know something like that, lol.”

“lol....”

“Dothan is/was also home to Fort Rucker.


Make sure you give us the talent scout report Opie...”

“and just who did they make this humongous condom for? you guys all had to fight over it, i'm sure.
aargh!
8)

back to your regularly scheduled program...”

“In Japan, condoms come in three sizes, small, medium, and Emperor...”

“Remind me to get a calendar while I'm there. I need something to decorate the garage.”

“OK, I'll try and help you remember.”

“Hey Bit. I'd like to join y'all sometime for a Saturday meeting. Think of me next week while I'm at work. Groan...”

“As a Huntsvillion myself & a Huntsville hiker I am curious about your club. I happen to be happily married man now, BUT I do have an ex-wife that I hate. Does that count?”

“Of course that counts, paddler. Come one, come all, we are all brothers!

packrat, you make an excellent point. We should have a Saturday meeting to allow our more far-flung brethren to join us. It may have to be after the Christmas holidays, but there's no reason we can't start planning now!”

“I'd be honored to make the drive to see my hiking brothers again. I know we have lots to cuss and discuss. I hope we don't scare everybody off like we did at the Pizza Hut. See ya soon my friends .”

“"...happily married..."
paddler
08:13:09 PM
11/16/02

Now THERE's an oxymoron...”

“FG, do remember that Mother Goose reads these threads from time to time...”

“AAAAAAAAhahahahahaha AAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha LMFAO...I think I cracked a rib.”

“"FG, do remember that Mother Goose reads these threads from time to time..."
bitpusher
12:04:20 AM
11/17/02

Shhhhhhhh...!!!”

“Fort Rucker is in Enterprise--about 40 minutes north of dothan.
most of the dothan hooters girls are strippers..WHOOHOOOO”

“HOOT MON!!!”