The 131 IQ backpacker club

“"71% of Insightful Linguists would be more tempted to see their main squeeze covered in whipped cream, than eat an ice cream sundae covered in whipped cream."

no kiddin'.

(actually I have to leave now, I only got 129)”

“:O who sent you!?”

“Welcome, Hodge! Too bad about the 138. Did you miss the one about "What is the capital of Canada?"”

“I took the "right job" test...

"From that, we can tell you are honest, fair and realistic. You also are likely to appreciate the outdoors and enjoy challenging your body physically."

cool!”

“twigeater, you are always welcome over to the Anti 131 thread...

and we dont have to brib anyone with beer.


but it sure is helping.....”

“nobody sent me - I get confused with all these threads and just post any old thing on the first one I happen to open...

>:D”

“Is that wrong???”

“Sooooooooooo, here we are, eh? (That was for you, Hodge.) What kind of intellectually stimulating stuff can we smart people talk about? Physics? Chess? Literature?”

“how about backpacking?”

“What's "backpacking"?”

“oh look one more post and we will be even with the under dogs!”

“Marty.... Ya mean Toronto isn't the Capital of Canada ???”

“Wheres canada?”

“Dummy! It's Penticton!”

“You didn't lie about your score, didja Hodge?”

“yeah maybe hodge is trying to pretend he's smart!


GET HIM!”

“Did anybody notice that NDALNEG spells CANADA if you rearrange the letters?”

“Nope..... I thought Penticton was the peach capital, until I met a few girls up there”

“Wow, ... I am sooo impressed with the wit, wisdom, superior intellect, keen powers of observation, total recall, photographic memory, and deductive reasoning on display on this thread. I sure wish I was 131 instead of a mere 127.

I wonder whether Mensa can take in so many brilliant recruits at once.”

“geo, get back to where you belong.............”

“I thought it was "Almost Greenland".”

“But I like all these geniuses who can't spell and think the capital of Canada is Molson.”

“I only scored 136 but hey, I'm a Great Dane...wait a minute, that's a big, goofy dog that lays turds the size of Rhode Island. I never liked dogs much anyway. I prefer the company of cats.”

“Mr Molson should've been Prime Minister”

“"Mr Molson should've been Prime Minister"
Hodgeman of BC
04:12:47 PM
11/13/02

Maybe so, but who would want to drink Lester Pearson Beer?”

“Good point !!”

“So now this is a cat thread?”

“so who is the cheater now?????


meow cough cough ~~~ hairball”

“I knew I shoulda went with Canada.

D@MN”

“Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in GEEZR you get EEGZR?”

“What a bunch of drunk goofs. Everyone knows that NDALNEG spells GLENDAN, not CANADA. Time for a molson golden.

Oh, and for the record, cats rule!”

“hehehehe i think we should go over thier and raid the other club house!”

“well....should we have a shin-dig and invite those poor unfourtanate souls on the anti-131 thred? It could be a pity thing...after all they really can't help what they are...:)”

“Nah, the over 131 club has lost interest and moved on to more clever tricks.”

“Well, let's see. Yesterday we developed new mathmatical theorems, discovered new concepts related to particle physics, wrote 2 novels.... What could we possibly do on this thread today to top all that?”

“I managed a 138, so checking in as Martyb suggested.

I had been talking to Geezr, but with his IQ of 129, the conversation was pretty dull.”

“RIM SHOT”

“Welcome, Weezr!! We knew you could do it! You can probably talk to Geezr successfully, but

you

just

have

to

talk

really

slowly....”

“Ummmmmmm, Martyb, yes that, and using one syllable words seems to help.”

“If he still dun understand try drawing him pictures :)”

“Spirit Coyote, right now I have him out stringing Christmas lights, a task he's very suited for as long as I untangle them.

It's so nice to have a Cabana Boy around the house.”

“"Nah, the over 131 club has lost interest and moved on to more clever tricks."
LyndyS
10:18:59 AM
11/14/02

Dang.... same thing happened with school !!

Hey Weezr - Stick around, eh. Yer funnier than Geezr. He He”

“I only had a 70, can I still join?”

“Well twiggy, you can have a few of my points.... the anti-131 thread seems more fun.

Good for you... this tests seem more accurate than some on line test that were posted earlier, but IQ scores don't mean that much ("The Bell Curve" and all that nonsense aside).”