The Anti 131 IQ backpacker club

“this is for all the people that didnt get 131 on the IQ test.
Now we get to beat up the smartie pantsy nerds and steal there beer!!”

“Cant we all just get along?”

“GET SPIRIT COYOTE AND STEAL THE BEER”

“Is this where the 127's go??? Four points short! Story of me freakin life!”

“Take the beer, just leave the Walker brothers where they are....”

“After we get some of the beer, I'm sure we'll all get along much better...”

“Well maybe us poor dummies can read the difference between beer and Walker brothers, ya ever think of that? Huh? Didja?”

“J-O-H-N-N-Y W-A-L-K-E-R,

Looks like that spells beer to me.

Can't tell. My IQ is only 127!”

“Aha, now I can feel at home here. Can I join if I refuse to take the test?”

“ok im dumb


who are the Walker Brothers?

Jonny?”

“yes Pathman, you can be an honorary (see im dumb) member!!

but you have to bring at least a 6 pack”

“You need to take MU099, Remedial Rock and Roll. Pay close attention to George Thorogood and the Destroyers.”

“Good clue, bp......

Let's see if she can figure it out.”

“If I make it to the meeting, I'll bring a case. Maybe a keg of good brown ale from a microbrewery.”

“I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser,
that's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping,
and I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's,
and his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a party,
but I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
and his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself”

“Johnny and his brothers, black and red are impressive.....

but their cousin, Blue is spectacular.”

“thats right, and i got it even thou im under 131 IQ”

“you get bonus points for problem solving.........another trick like that and you will have to move to the other club”

“yes but i only got it because i used Google.com




so there.
try to throw me off my own thread, I DONT THINK SO!
ok who took the beer?

Geo
pathman
chili?”

“it's sort of weird how i only got 129, yet seem so much smarter than everyone else who scored higher than i did...something to ponder...”

“LOL!”

“ahh, my iq is only 119, but I have an excuse (like all the dummies) I did it in a hurry.
I can say that I am a Visual Mathematician, which probably means I am really stupid in actual math, but great in the 1st grade math. (you know were you have pretty little pictures)

hey, take the other tests, faster and fun...
what kind a dog are you? (I am a st. bernard)”

“LOL @ Lyra for laughing @ herself.....


ok where is that test?


we could start a
No Poddle's allowed thread.”

“Sure, as soon as you tell us what a "Poddle" is...”

“Im a Basset Hound!

No bones about it, you're a friendly, easy-going Basset Hound. Laid-back and very low-maintenance, "down time" is your favorite activity — you treasure the moments when you don't have anything on your agenda except plopping down on the couch for a night of "Must-See TV."



ps, At least im not a Poodle

this better bit?”

“You still haven't told us what a "Poddle" is...”

“129, a Visual Mathematician. Guess I'm in with educationally challenged.

I feel so stupid, but at least I'm not a poodle.”

“No bones about it, you're a dedicated, trustworthy St. Bernard. Loyal and good-hearted, you're as reliable as they come. Your naturally protective personality is reflected in the way you treat people close to you.”

“No bones about it, you're an intelligent, playful Pug. Witty and charming, you're a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. People just love you — a wonderful approachability and sense of humor put you at the top of everyone's list.”

“...i make the world a better place. can't beat that ;)

...continue (if you click on the link)
Sheltering your nearest and dearest from harm (or bad news, for that matter) is high on your priority list. That attitude earns you lots of gold stars, not to mention respect. People admire your strong morals — and how well you stick to them! Focused, steadfast, and determined, you always aim to please. It's a breed like yours that makes the world a better place — woof!

note: i wonder why the have links to "info about depression" and "panic disorders" on my st. bernard page...ya think that's a hint??”

“OK, gotta go. My "owner" just put me on a leash and is taking me out in the yard to string more X-mas lights.”

“Poddle

or

Mr. Poddle

either one will scare the hell out of you...”

“At least I'm not a chihuahua...

No bones about it, you're the Adonis of all dogs — a Great Dane. Your perfect mix of brains and brawn wins you legions of fans wherever you go. Just snap your fingers and the crowd comes running.”

“ugly dog!! the puppies are cute, but that's about it. (poodle)”

“Hey i'm a german sheperd! Loyal, hardworking and casual. :)”

“Get back to yer own thread you snobby 131!”

“:( is lonely being smart...”

“Cain't even spell shepherd nohow atall!”

“Is it that I can't spell or that I can't type?”

“thats tellin em.......

hay leave the beer......”

“sure.......have all teh beer you want!”

“spirit, are you slumming or what?”

“use the spell check option when you post. it's beside the submit button”

“Huh me? NAHHHHH. Just trying to think of ways to scam you all out of money.”

“Ill give you $50.00 if you USE the spell check button next to submit....



LOL @ BB”

“I would USE it if i had one :P

Besides...I have to stupidfy myself somehow in order to "fit-in"”

“Given my test score, I shouldn't be associating with you . . you . . .well . . .if I told you, you wouldn't understand me anyway.

In any event . . .apparently I am a Great Dane:

you're a Great Dane!

No bones about it, you're the Adonis of all dogs — a Great Dane. Your perfect mix of brains and brawn wins you legions of fans wherever you go. Just snap your fingers and the crowd comes running.



Boy . . .Brains and big doggy.


Hey girls . . .”

“I'm kinda disappointed in Geezr and Geobeet - I thought they were smart.”

“Marty --

I'm gonna report on you to the others on the 131 thread.”