What baclpacking subject have we not cov ered?

“?????????”

“Death.”

“I'm not sure what "baclpacking" is, but I'd have to say zero.”

“first-aid?”

“have we even talked about Backpacking??”

“we need to have a thred (for those under 131 ppl) on how to apply a bandaid when on the trail”

“We have not discussed how to defend yourself against brain-crunching zombies in search of 'baclpacking' persons in the woods.

Neither have we discussed what to do when 10' pink bunnies come hopping down the trail toward you.

To be honest?.. I don't think we have even discussed what to do in the event of a nuclear war while in the woods 'baclpacking'.

:).. ok.. I'll stop.”

“I don't think there's ever been a thread on LNT methods of dealing with projectile vomiting.”

“If you think you are going to projectile vomit, be sure and eat a lot of dirt and leaves so your vomit will be indistinguishable from the forest floor.”

“What do you call 10 bunnies in a row hopping backwards?



Receading hareline!”

“i puked in the woods the backpacking time-before-last! it totally sank in...in the morning, you couldn't even see it. :-)”

“Nice picture, lyra! Thanks for sharing!”

“Lyra --

If I've told you once . . .


don't eat just ANY mushrooms you come across!!!”

“no prob, smiley. and, it was soon after eating some kind of mac-&-cheese-type substance, so i was really surprised it did sink in! pretty cool.

but lee, the mushrooms themselves told me they were ok!!”

“Did Tarpy at least offer to hold your hair?”

“no way...i don't want anyone around me when i'm trying to puke! LOL! he did get in his own sleeping bag after that, instead of sharing, come to think of it...sort of strange...”

“But only a little strange...”

“"we need to have a thred (for those under 131 ppl) on how to apply a bandaid when on the trail"
Spirit coyote
02:48:16 PM
11/13/02

How about a thread on how to measure rope for those on the 131 thread??? HeHe!”

“were you pregnant lyra?”

“Sarabelle ate the puke...that's why her breath smells.”

“oh, for the love of god, enough questions about women's bodily functions!! i wasn't freakin' pregnant, i had a migraine, LOL! although, a new monkey DID appear shortly thereafter...hmmm...”

“Did you name it Athena?”

“How about howling at the moon? we havent covered that...




....why so silent? I KNOW I MUST NOT BE THE ONLY ONE.......”

“hummm I don't think we have talked about Gearskins here - I have one coming in a couple weeks I hope.”

“What's a gearskin?

We have never talked about what to do if the Ninjas come after you, in the woods. (you know that's where they all live)”

“Sassafras, Sgt Rock has a good review of Gearskins: link ”

“how'bout best backpacking buzz”

“Puke.....more about puke.....please!”

“me and Khatru...he is a ver enthusiastic howler...well...me too!!!”

“i thought you were supposed to pack out your puke in ziplocks and then take it home and throw it in the trash and they put it in the landfill....”

“A while back, I broke the story that Welcome! You've Got Mail star Meg Ryan and former SNL funnyman Randy Quaid were calling it splits. Well, I just caught wind of the reason behind the breakup. My sources tell me that Ryan has been playing footsie with Australian superstar Crocodile Dundee! Now, while I am 1,000 percent behind the institution of marriage, part of me is hoping that this new romance will add some zest to the forthcoming Crocodile Dundee III: THIS Is A Knife. How about you?”

“Zen and the Art of Backpacker.com Maintenance.”