TTers as the Seven Dwarves

“LyndyS has a bid in to be Grumpy, but I think she'll have to duke it out with Bacpac for the title.

I'm Bashful. Really. Check my picture on the Phil's Photo Page. I exhibit Sleepy tendencies also.”

“I've been accused of being Grumpy, but in deference to LyndyS and bacpac, I'll accept Sneezy.”

“I've got dibbs on (Kevin) Spacey, apparently.”

“Yes, there are the other 57 Adjunct Dwarves: Spacey, Nasty, Stinky, et al.”

“Excuse me? Tilt thinks that he is

Sleepy

I suppose that this is because he is up all hours of the day and night posting on TrailTalk?”

“That has Nothing to do with it! LOL

If it weren't for the caffeine in the AM, I'd be

Comatose.

(that's another one of the dwarves ya don't hear from too often)”

“Well you can be

Comatose

and I'll be

Caffeinated

.”

“uh oh. I'm missing "Enterprise"...

Don't forget Nerdy and Geeky, LOL

Nasty was too quick for me with the Spacey thing...”

“Don't forget HUNGRY.”

“And his special friend shorty!”

“And SMILEY.”

“My name is Killer, you don't hear of me often. That's why there's only 7 dwarves left. A few more opportunities here and there...and Snow White is going to be all mine. Ha Ha Ha Ha”

“you can count me in as sleazy.... :}”

“LMAO!

You guys are killin' me! A Dwarf named 'Shorty'???

ROF!



Okay, so far we have

Grumpy
Bashful
Sneezy
Spacey
Hungry
Shorty
Smiley
Sleazy
and Killer

You're like the Seven Dwarves from National Lampoon or somethin'.”

“

bacpac!”

“Oh yeah, I can see THAT!”

“Has anyone laid claim to horney yet?”

“Dopey here.”

“Wow, I got nominated as a dwarf. I'm not sure whether to be honored or insulted.

Just kidding. :)

Buddha, "laid" claim? LOL!

Gremlin, nothing like incriminating yourself!”

“Hate to burst the bubble here, but the plural of dwarf is dwarfs, now dwarves.”

“Check that, a quick review of my Funk 'n' Wagnalls reveals the plural can be dwarfs or dwarves. I stand corrected.”

“But the movie was "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."”

“Doc (voice of Roy Atwell)
Happy (voice of Otis Harlan)
Bashful (voice of Scotty Mattraw)
Sneezy (voice of Billy Gilbert)
Sleepy (voice of Pinto Colvig)
Grumpy (voice of Pinto Colvig)
Dopey




id like to take sneezy, because ive been known to sneeze at one time 17 times in a row!

(i can verify that info)”

“Um, shorty and smiley are the same dwarf.”

“lol @ sass”

“Hey Maple, I already took Sneezy. I'll let you be Sneezy if I can be Dopey.”

“I think I've earned that privledge.”

“Way to stand up for the little people Geo!

I think Tarabull is a shoe-in for Sneazy's cousin, Breezey!
(heheheheh)”

“LOL Briar!

Yeah, Sass, I knew that!”

“Can I be Limpy?”

“Don't forget HUNGRY."
bbinkley
11:41:49 PM
11/13/02

"And his special friend shorty!"
Sassafras
11:43:05 PM
11/13/02

"And SMILEY."
bbinkley
11:45:08 PM
11/13/02

What the heII is going on here, do I need a decoder ring?”

“What about 'Twitchy', 'Gimpy' and 'Way too Happy'”

“How about Dirty? Thats me...everytime i backpack i seem to find more dirt and mud then anyone else.”

“oh wait who wants to be Loathsome?”

“Watcha talking about, Buddha??”

“Main Entry: dwarf
Pronunciation: 'dworf
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural dwarfs /'dworfs/; also dwarves /'dworvz/


Earth to Miss Grundy: this ain't the movie, LOL”

“I AM PIMPY!”

“LMAO Q!”

“Way Too Happy=Crazy Mike Backpacks

It can be no other.”

“I wanna be Lazy.”

“I wanna be EZ”

“If I can't be sneezy and I can't be Dopey, then I'm not gonna play. I'm tired of picking my dwarf and somebody else chimes in and takes it away.

I'm Geobeet. I ain't no stinkin little dwarf.

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here”

“Smarty or Silly??? That is the question, you vote”

“Uh huh... I always thought Sleepy and Grumpy were evil twins, moviewise.


let's seee....

Grumpy
Bashful
Sneezy (Geobeet & Maple alternate, or... one can be 'ee' and the other 'ea')
Spacey
Hungry
Shorty-Smiley
Sleazy
the Evil Bacpac
Horney
Dopey (I knew there was going to be an altercation here)
Breezy
Limpy
Dirty
Pimpy
Way Too Happy
Lazy
EZ
Silly/Smarty

and Killer.



Twitchy, Gimpy and Loathesome are still up for grabs? We've got Gimpys out the wazoo!

(okay, GIMPIES, lol)

(and dwar(f/ve)s aren't really short, they're just... abbreviated)


But the Fifty Dollar Question is...

Who is Snow White?

and Why did the Evil Bacpac give her the Poison PowerBar?


(cue the pipe organ)”

“Picky”

“I vote for lyra.”

“"Snow White and the Seven Monkeys"?

Wasn't Brad Pitt in that version?”

“thank you, i accept. bow down before me, O Vertically Challenged Ones! LOL. ;-)

"Snow White," i like the irony of it all...
8)”

“Snow White barfing her guts out on the Dolly Sods: what a mental picture that conjurs up.”

“Must have been the apple!”