Hi Yall

“Hi Yall..I am new to TT and have posted a few messeges this week but thought I should introduce myself. I am in NC. Although I have always "walked" I am learning how to "hike". I can tell that I am going to learn not only about hiking but about life here. I look forward to getting to know you all.”

“Welcome to the nuthatch. You'll learn more about Abnormal Psychology than anything else here. Oh, and we backpack too. Have fun!”

“hey crazy!

a few tips to survive tters.

1) thebackpacker rules. only got to backpacker.com to stir up trouble for the team.

2) don't feed the monkeys.

3)stay away from the mushroom mush.


that just about does it...”

“Hi crazygurl:
Welcome to Trail Talk. As I am sure you will come to realize that this is a very bizar place - but it is alot of fun.

dawn”

“Oh boy, FRESH MEAT!!! (rubbing hands together)







Welcome to the asylum...”

“as in open air market? ooooh! shopping!”

“Run get away while there is still time.”

“what up, miss crazy! :-)”

“bazaar, n.
1. A market consisting of a street lined with shops and stalls, especially one in the Middle East.
2. A shop or a part of a store in which miscellaneous articles are sold.
3. A fair or sale at which miscellaneous articles are sold, often for charitable purposes.


bizarre, adj.

Strikingly unconventional and far-fetched in style or appearance; odd.”

“TROLL! shes here to cause trouble!!!!”

“I think it is too late to run..my foot is tangled in the briars”

“Release the houuuunnnnds!”

“Believe it or not, there is a handul of sane people that still post on this site. We've done everything we can do to drive them away, but it hasn't worked yet.

Enjoy the asylum. Please do not pick up any sharp, pointy objects. You might hurt yourself if you do.

If you do get hurt, report to the TT Injured Reserve List immediately. With the tender loving care of our unprofessional, unpaid, untrained, uncouth medical staff, you will be back on your feet in no time (mostly running to escape their tender clutches).

If something dark and furry should sniff your butt, do not be alarmed. It will be either Sarabelle or a member of the HMWHC. In either case they are harmless. Sarabelle is a dog, the members of the HMWHC are mostly married men who haven't gotten it yet, but they're gonna get it when their spouses catch 'em at Hooters.”

“I helps to be a little crazy, and you've admitted it up front. Welcome!”

“Wrong, Geo. We used to get it all the time until we got married...”

“I didn't untie you !!!!! get yur azz bak in da house my bizzo !!!”

“when i first began posting...i fought the madness...”

“and how long did it take to give in?”

“Welcome to the monkey house.”

“Welcome to TT,( now I'm not the new person), good info here btw good humor also”

“don't feed the monkeys!!!”

“dare i ask what monkeys eat?”

“she wears the mark of the beast ppl....shes a troll! don't fall for it!”

“Hmmm someone is not very trusting........!!!”

“you're just jealous spirit, that somebody else is getting attention. Go back to your knitting.”

“I hope they don't put you through the wringer like they did with me.
Us new ones should stick together.”

“Sounds like a plan Miss Limp..btw I love your screen name. A friend of mine said I should be restnstep!”

“Brave and Crazy

If I could have my way
I'd be sleeping in the alley
On a couch with a friend and a bottle of gin
If I could have my way
I'd be runnin' with the circus
I would be taming all the lions
There'd be no denying I was brave and crazy
If I could have my way
I wouldn't be dreaming, scheming, screaming
Oooh, what am I gonna do
About you
I wishes were horses
This beggar would ride
I'd have my cake and eat it
With a little on the side I'd never want for money
I'd never want for friends
I wouldn't have to make excuses for the shape that I'm in
Shaking and crazy
Before I saw your eyes
I was in control of my soul on the whole
Oooh, what am I gonna do
About you
Cool as a rule
I wouldn't play nobody's fool
But I keep on talking
Made in the shade
I had a perfect cue to fade
But I keep on walking
If I could have my way
I'd check out right now
I'd say out to lunch honey thanks a bunch
It wouldn't work out anyhow
But this desire's too much
It's rented out my brain
It's showing previews of your body
Driving me insane
And that's crazy
So all that I can do
Is to beg, plead, won't you tell me please
What am I gonna do
About you

Bye the way,
Welcome”

“My hiking partner gave it to me.”

“As long as you never remove your tinfoil hat, you'll be fine.

welcome, have a good time”

“Hey Simer...you are in MN? I want to visit there so bad..it is 2nd in line for me behind AK.”

“well yeah, MN is a great state - stop by i'll give u the tour, number one best place in mn: the bwcaw, not exactly seclusion, but it's a nice place.”

“Thank you for the warm welcome and for being so kind and gentle.
Lets call it a day...and everyone have a nice weekend...”

“Have a good one Crazygurl. Hey how come she didn't get harrassed like good old me?”

“Crazy came on after most of the big guns had fired on you. She slipped in after most ammo was fired.
Plus she sounded like a nice southern girl while you came in ready to fight. ;)”

“To be honest, you have a "trolly" name. Not your fault, but it did happen.”

“yes, you'll soon learn... the men here mostly respect only women that add GIRL to the end of their names.

It's kind of a Stepford Wife thingee, I think.

There are waaaaaaaaaay too many "girls" on this site... oh well, some day, maybe you all will mature into women who rock somebody's world. (and get a new trail name)

MOooooooooooohahahhaha (there, that was my late Friday afternoon MINI-rant)

LOLOLOLOLOL!!”

“I only wanted BOLD on GIRL, dagnabit!!”

“Anyone who opens up with a "Hi Yall" is automatically treated "nice".
It's a southern thing, you wouldn't understand. Hee Hee.”

“Maybe if you had "girl" at the end of your name you'd have less trouble, lizs...”

“Welcome on crazygurl! Do you chime in from the beautiful mountains, the armpit Piedmont, or the nearly as bad coastal counties?? I know a thang or 2 about NC, as I "growed" up there near Asheville.”

“What would it be that I'm having "trouble" with, bitpusher?

To me, someone who posts with a "girl" says something about herself with that. She seems to ask to respect her because she is young and perhaps naive... dammit, a "girl." Maybe men just really like taking care of "girls." Maybe she knows that. Maybe she likes that "girl" affords her a little extra "niceness" from people -- especially THIS GROUP. lol

I am brash and to the point and say what I really think and am not a "girl." I won't play a game to make you like me. I yam what I yam... (just like Popeye)

And I like Miss LimpAlong... although, if we get JUST ONE MORE "MISS"... I might start in on them, too!!! lol Miss LimpAlong appears to be brash and to the point and says what she thinks. More power to her.”

“Yep Ape I'm in the beautiful mountains.."growed" up here too!”

“Welcome to the nuthouse crazygurl! Humanpackmule and I love to get up to NC every chance we get.”

“And, after all my ranting, I should say, with a smile, "Welcome crazygurl."

OK, I decided to give you a break because it's "gurl." LOL. :-)~”

“Welcome. You have been warned!

Well said lizs!! I agree totally!”

“Thanks..to be honest..I couldn't think of a name and that was the first thing that came to mind..if you want to rename me feel free! OH NO..WHAT AM I SAYING..THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS?”

“Don't apologize being a woman is all about choices...YOURS. Do what you want and to heck with what anyone else says. If you're happy with it, then I think 'nough said!!!”

“Hey thar carzygurl --

Welcum.

Why do trale tark guys like "girls"?

1. Cause we like to bed fresh newbile "gurls" more than stale dried up "womans"

2. Cause our favorite is also a "___girl"

3. Cause "girls just wanna have fun"

Now answer the Truth or Dare challenge:

TRUTH: What's yer favorite position girl?

DARE: Spend the nite with bacpac”