Hi Yall

“I turn my back for a couple of hours and you all are letting unknowns into our realm without the proper testing!!! What is wrong with you? Just because she/it looks and smells like a GURL doesn;t mean that she/it is.

After all the warnings that I have put out there about the Dark Lord and all his cohorts, you still don't believe and listen...


ooooo...I'm crazygurl...come kiss me and rub up against me...

I'm telling you, she could be a soul sucking suckubus!!! While your looking at her tight bum, she could be reaching to pull your head off and suck your sould out of the gaping wound and leave you on the ground so that you turn into a decaying corpse. FOOLS!!!

She must be put to the test!!! She must answer the 3 questions...She must answer correctly, post a picture, and present her location, and post a trip report of some sort...(Miss Limpalong, thank you for the photo...but you must also post a trip report that proves your abilities to defeat the Dark Lord and you must post matching photos)...

Crazygurl...do you agree to the requirements? If you do not answer, we shall all know you for what you are...A TROLL!!!”

“Red wine=Buddha Bear, lmao!

Lizs, Ive been officially swayed by your argument against the "girls". I will hence forth refer to those with girl, miss, or gurl (although...gurl isn't so bad) by their handle minus the offensive bit.


Welcome Crazy! =D”

“I will meet your challenge..send a pic when I can..I am waitting on pics from a recent trip!”

“Hmmm...you guys are ruthless!
What shall I say? It is on my to do list..how about that!”

“I must ruminate over this matter with the Great Oracle...CrazySquirl, you will have to wait for your questions.”

“I did! With my husband, after hiking thru tickville. Those tick checks gotta be reeeaaal thorough!”

“hi crazygurl.











why are you wearing white after labor day?”

“CrazyGurl needs a new guy on the Trail.

You pick the trail Crazy, I'll bring the tent and pad.”

“"You Tell 'em There, Lizsgirl!"


"o crap"

"can't you get this damn thing in gear? Don't flood it! O #&%!$! STEP ON THE DAMN GAS!!"


<CRUNCH>

<rrrrrrRRRRRRRRRIP>

(various blood-curdling screams, followed by muffled whimpers and gurgling)

<CHOMP> <CRUNCH> <CHOMP> ...”

“has been attacked by the crazygurl suckubus!!!!”

“oh no, dude! look again!

and BE CAREFUL.....

Next Incarnation, Please!



DING

("Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings")




Shall we gather at the river,
Where bright angel feet have trod,
With its crystal tide forever...”

“Oh boy! Melikes "to do" lists!!”

“In the pines
in the pines
where the sun don't ever shine
I'm going where the cold wind blows

In the pines
in the pines
where the sun don't ever shine
I will shiver the whole night through”

“WHAT after Labor Day...You GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!”

“I mean..WHAT WHITE...oh boy this is gonna be a day!”

“Welcome, Crazy! With that moniker, you'll do just fine.

A little tip: If you're looking for a hiking partner (particularly male), you'll be a kid in a candy store here! Yes, we have many fine *cough* and helpful *cough cough* gentleman *cackle* here who will help you find your way.

They do know a thing or two about backpacking here. You'll just have to listen reeeeeal hard.

Good luck!!

moohahahaaaaaa
AmyGrrrrrrrl”

“I gotta lay off the welsh rarebit.”

“until she passes the questions. We shall be addressing this situation soon....Mr Potter will be holding court this evening telling tale of one of his adventures with the Dark Lord.”

“welcome to tt gurl, i too am new to the whole thing. and yes there are crazies out there i don't post much cause i never quite know what to say but i so enjoy the chatter and i do get lotsa good tips on how and where”

“welcome gurl, yes there are a few razies out there (i'm fairly new to tt as well) but so far i have enjoyed the zaniness and the expert advice, i don't post often but i do surf around alot nosing in on everyones chatter”

“crazygurlie”

“Nice to meet you and welcome to the "crazy" house my dear. Sounds like you will fit right in. Have a nice weekend. Packratman”

“I had to take a walk today, get outside and hideaway
from all the stuff that life sends my way.

The air was cold and the wind was sharp, sky was black just like my heart.

So where would I go, which trail would I choose? I think I will start on red and end up on blue. Where will they go...we'll see at the end.

Past the brooke through the laurel and up and down hills, my heart was growing lighter and I was starting to feel
the life return to my burdened down soul.

When my adventured had ended what did I see but sunshine and blue sky all around me..but wait I can't believe it, that could not be true...OMG it sure was there was snow falling too!!!

I'm all full of hope now my batteries recharged a new week I can face till I can get back outdoors.”

“Welcome gurl--you sound like you might be one to stick it out--so many come and go.... MP”

“Thanks..I think I might hang out awhile! If anything it is good for a laugh.”

“not if she hikes with me again. I am scared that I may kill her next time...”

“By desire or by accident, Gemini?”

“Oops, that should have read "by design"...”

“ahhh, I did not mean it in a bad way. I like the rocky trails, maybe a little climbing, it's just not everyones thing...”

“Well, we must check on these things, you know...”

“She isn't too far off base..she almost killed me..BUT..I SURVIVED!!! It was fun although I was knocking on death's door!!!”

“Is that you in Gemini's Hospital Rock pixs?”

“YEP..that is me! Do I look tooo worse for wear? I've hiked off and on for awhile now.(what I call hiking) Gemini showed me what REAK hiking was! May be the last time I let her pick the trail!!!(Just kidding) I should have known something was up when she picked "Hospital Rock" and informs us that the one person she talked to about this trail had broken their leg!”

“So there is a photo..and some what of an account of an adventure..do I pass the test?”

“hey... it wasn't as bad now was it? next time you hike grandfather with me. :)”

“hmm, I have never heard that. you americans... ;)”

“I'm not part of the testing group.
That's stikmon's job. :)
Just keep hiking and post ever now and then.
99% of the people here are real hikers and the other 1% real a$$es.
Enjoy the fun here and stay away from the trolls.
You'll soon learn to spot the trolls a mile away.”

“Nice pixs. Look forward to hiking with you and crazygurl someday.
Just stop and wait for me ever now and then. Ha Ha.”

“hey stovestomper. my hubby just now brought in the pepsi stove. Ahh, too cool, totally not what I have expected. Thank you so so much. sending money asap.”

“yes, we check the mail late. ONly bills anyway...”

“Worse for wear not worth..LOL
Thanks for the welcome Stove.

It wasn't bad..GRANDFATHER MOUNTAIN??? Gem..I need to do some little mountains first!!!”