Fast food...

“Nov 15, 9:06 am ET

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A customer in an international hamburger chain outlet in western Sweden lost his appetite when he discovered the restaurant's toilet seats were being washed in its dishwasher alongside the kitchen utensils.
The man noticed on a visit to the bathroom in the restaurant in Arvika, Sweden, that all the toilet seats had been removed.

When he asked staff about the missing seats, an employee took them out of a dishwasher where they had been cleaned together with trays and kitchen utensils, the Swedish TT news agency reported on Thursday, quoting the regional newspaper Nya Wermlands-Tidningen.

The employee tried to reassure the customer by saying that the freshly washed toilet seat would be warm and pleasant to sit on.

A senior representative of the restaurant chain said the incident was a mistake and not standard company procedure. Arvika's environmental and health inspector later visited the restaurant.”

“It could have been worse, it could have been his desktop...”

“No wonder Swedes have one of the highest suicide rates...”

“Eww!”

“I thought it was from having to watch all those depressing Swedish movies...”

“Watching Swedish Porn while eating hambergers?”

“That's too freaking funny. My coworkers thought it was funny.”

“I can just see the guy trying to tell him, "but you can sit on it and it'll be nice and warm!"

Heee!”

“So that's how you warm them up. I always thought it was from someone sitting on them before you did.

I'll bet their restroom got an "A" Rating.”

“oh, nasty! and a warm toilet seat is supposed to be a good thing? i mean, even under normal circumstances...”

“Do you like yours chilled, lyra?”

“I'm need to invent a toilet seat that stays warm. I can see all the cash now.”

“Warm toilet seat....ewwwwwwww...”

“Sheesh, ya clean their toilet seats off for them and they still beeyitch! Can't please those stuffy Americans nohow!”

“210 degree water. Highly alkaline detergent.

What's the big deal?”

“i don't like to think of some random ass having just been where mine is now! yuck-o-rama.”

“bbinkley - they already exist...

When you thought you had everything...”

“You, sir, are a veritable font of useless information, lol!”

“D@mn there goes my extra income for more gear.”

“That's not the first time someone has said that....”

“The asses you see in line at the bank... Having just been on your toilet seat... you get to enjoy the "warmth"...

Life has just gotten a little scarier.”

“I'm with Violin on this. The other plates and utensils are filthier than the toilet seats. i could never understand why people were grossed out at my house when I let my dogs pre-wash (lick) the plates before the dishwasher.”

“Oh, my gawd. I just love the 'elevated bathroom experience' part!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!”

“Oh, great people who poop in the woods and know are concerned about the temperature of their toilet seat?

-Phil, by the way the restroom only gets an "A" if they put the rest of the room in the dishwasher, too! :-)”

“The heated French Curve! Gotta have one of those!”

“I worked my way through school washing dishes in a hospital kitchen. I'd rather have my plates washed with nothing but toilet seats than to have them washed with some of the plates that came back from some patients.

You really don't want to know.”

“They could put one of those heated French Curve seats on the high-tech crapper at Mapishacong Shelter.”

“They could put one of those heated French Curve seats on the high-tech crapper at Mapishacong Shelter.”

“I see everything twice.”

“I see everything twice.”

“Hope it doesn't look like this:

”

“that's just disgusting. ahh, if I just think about what some toilets looked like when I needed them...dirty nasty and all...

(had to drive from the restaurant to jc penney because my kids refused to go in the restaurant...and my kids are pigs)

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!”

“The money changing hands between the customers and the workers is dirtier than the seats..”

“Hey, Geo. Do you think they should put one of those heated French Curve seats on the high-tech crapper at Mapishacong Shelter?”

“I was hoping someone would ask Geo about that...”

“I had a self-cleaning bathroom in a basemant apartment once. The shower, toilet and sink were all in the same small room with a floor drain. You just took out the tiolet paper and turned the shower on! It was the Ultimate Guy's Apartment!!”

“FG and BP, of course, why do you ask?”

“FG and BP, of course, why do you ask?”

“Dunno, just couldn't get the question out my head for some reason....”

“Hit Clear twice.”

“But he never did anything to me...”

“No No No No No, not clear the person, clear the button. Sheesh, you'd think a computer geek would get that much!”

“What question?”

“Why I should hit Clear...”

“Isn't it clear Bit?”

“He bit when he shudda pushed and he pushed when he shudda bit.”

“Not Clear at all...”

“Right, you have to hit the clear button to clear. I think maybe your hard drive has a virus. The program just keeps looping.”

“I have a question...”