Cake, anyone?

“...........man, carrot cake sounds good right 'bout now!

...........maybe some Chocolate Bumpy Cake with vanilla ice cream.....

...........or some old wedding cake from the freezer......”

“Some People... Some People like cupcakes exclusively, while Myself, I say There Is Naught nor Ought There Be Nothing So Exalted On The Face Of God's Grey Earth As That PRINCE of foods: THE MUFFIN!!!!”

“I like tarts better than cupcakes...the female kind. :o)”

“A slave to cake, or so it seems, it brings me to my knees
all sizes and shapes and kinds, I`ll have red velvet please”

“Cake Walk”

“Just give me cookies...who needs all that cake. A cup of hot tea and in heaven I'll be.”

“Let them eat cake.”

“satr?? Is that satyr??”

“Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it... cuz it took so long to bake it... and I'll never have that RECIPE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

**I had to post this in memory of Richard Harris before Tilt got here. ;-) ... umm... make that, before Tilt came back a second time. lol”

“See ya later, satyr!

After a while, crocodile!



RH in Man In The Wilderness!

Saw it the first time EONS ago... dwarf that I was, I couldn't make heads nor tails of it.



What was the deal with him and that CAKE?? LOL

ok, heeeeeeeere ya go!

(unfortunately the link to the lyric is busted but the commentary is pretty bizarre)

Richard Harris an 'unhipster'!!! Balderdash and folderol!”

“One of my favorite quotes: This event has both kinds of cake; Beef AND Cheese!”

“No calories! moohahhaahaaaaaah”

“Black forest cake smothered in strawberries and cool whip.”

“Red velvet and black forest are tops on my list.

Tonight though, I am making a Cinderella cake for my daughter. Unfortuntately, the first bowl cake I made was too small. The cake is suppose to be her hoop skirt. So now I'm waiting for a huge cake to finish baking. This better work! If not, I'll have dismember barbie to make her fit the first cake. My daughter was mortified when I pondered the possibility. What I won't do for my kids!!”

“"I'll have dismember barbie to make her fit the first cake"
sunshine
10:17:43 PM
11/17/02

And you wonder why folks think we're axe murderers!

Save me a peice sunshine.”

“hunts snack pack vanilla pudding in my new nalgene containers...man...donut holes sound great for trail food.”

“no contest, my girlriends moms german chocolate,to die for



literally”

“Yowza! Just mix up a ton of Angel Flake Coconut and butter and Have At It!


More Cake!

He's going the distance... !!”

“now, this is a good Monday-morning thread!
German Chocolate, baby! :-)

i'm not allowed to Transport Cake anymore...last time i was bringing one in my car, i left it on the top of the car and drove off...it splatted all over the road. what a sad, sad day...LOL!”

“dripping with butter...and nice coffee.

A warm sleeping bag, and a cool breeze with a clear blue shy and an endless view would be better, but the cornbread and coffee isn't too bad.”

“hmmmmmmmm...

no woman in that picture......











:-)~”

“Angelfood with fresh strawberries and good vanilla ice cream, top it all off with chocolate sauce.

I had birthday cake last night. My little brother chose lemon, with lemon filling and lemon frosting. It was good except for the lemon frosting. Too much lemon is not a good thing.”

“A slice of Christmas fruit cake by Grant's Bakery here in Huntingdon, Quebec. Either lying in the winter bag in my bivy sack, or crouched behind a rock out of the wind.”

“angel food cake topped with bannas then smothered in melted nutella and marshmellows.”

“FRUIT CAKE! FRUIT CAKE!”

“The Good News:
SURE there was a woman in that picture, Lizs!

The Bad News:
Your new pet name is Cornbread.”

“where are you???”

“LOL!! OR.... mebbee there's another... and HER NAME is Cornbread

(or, well, ya know, I am from Ioway!! LOL)”

“<ARGH>”

“Ohhhhhhhhh... FAST WORK, Tilt!! lol”

“(warning! experimental post!)


how about some appropriate background music, like ....

Cocktails For Two
Words & Music by Arthur Johnston & Sam Coslow
Recorded by Spike Jones, 1956

(you'll have to imagine the sound effects... for now)

(E7)                    A6   Dm7-5   A6

In some secluded rendezvous



                       E7  Edim    E7

That overlooks the avenue



                          Bm7-5    E7

With someone sharing a delightful chat 



   Bm7-5    E7           A6       Edim    E7

Of this and that and cocktails for two.





(E7)               A6    Dm7-5       A6

As we enjoy a cigarette



                         E7    Edim   E7

To some exquisite chansonette



                            Bm7-5    E7

Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath



  Bm7-5   E7                      A6    D9     A

A sur-vi-ette with cocktails for two.





Bridge:



                 A7   Edim      E7

My head may go reel - ing,    



        Dm6            A   D9     A

But my heart will be o-be-dient



       Cdim       Bm7-5  E7      Bm7-5    E7     A  Edim   E7

With intoxicating kisses for the prin-ci-pal in-gre-dient.





(E7)                   A6   Dm7-5 A6

Most any afternoon at five



                         E7    Edim E7

We'll be so glad to be alive



                        Bm7-5        E7

Then maybe fortune will complete her plan



    Bm7-5  E7         A6          D9    A

That all began with cocktails for two.

Although forever after identified by the infamous send-up provided by Jones on his album "Dinner Music for People Who Aren't Very Hungry," the tune was originally written for the 1934 movie "Murder At the Vanities." Over-powered by the grandiose sets, the too-easy-going song sank into oblivion and was largely forgotten for twenty years until Jones and his City Slickers did their version.”

“whappen?

I was cut off! Concatenated, even!

(take two...)

Although forever after identified by the infamous send-up provided by Jones on his album "Dinner Music for People Who Aren't Very Hungry," the tune was originally written for the 1934 movie "Murder At the Vanities." Over-powered by the grandiose sets, the too-easy-going song sank into oblivion and was largely forgotten for twenty years until Jones and his City Slickers did their version.”

“whadafuh??

Whatchoo drinking, Willis??”

“I was looking for the lyrics to "Catch a Falling Star" and saw THIS...

LOL”

“I want "PIE"!!!”

“cherry pie, apple pie, pumpkin pie, peach pie.....mmmmmmm....

Man oh man my Mother can make pies and now she lives nearby again. Learned from my Grandma!

But then again, I'm always a sucker for a nice moist, rich chocolate cake.”

“I... think I'll be quiet.”

“....please...”

“Warm pancakes, with sliced fresh strawberries and bananas. Honey and maple syrup poured on top.
Yummmmmmmmm.....”

“SlimFast Cake

That actually sounds like it might taste good.


I've got an old can of SlimFast in the office here, Rich Chocolate Royale. Never could bring myself to drink it. It's a little out of date (Best By May 2001). Probably will still taste OK. ;-)”

“LOL! No problem! I'm about as good at HTML as I was at DOS! It is an amazing site. Maybe Jolene needs here own thread?”

“I'm torn between the Marshmellow Fluff or Chocolate Sauce topping!”

“I am not a nutritionist, but a half cup oil and a can of slimfast?


WTF????


I am afraid a chain reaction might take place with that combo.”

“Oh he11! I'll use both.”

“Both? Excellent idea!”

“I'd rather have pie.”

“What kind of pie?”

“I'm thinking blackberry pie. Haven't had that one in a while.”

“cottonsocks made a peach cobbler not too long ago, it was awesome. Hot out of the oven with vanilla icecream......

As soon as blackberries start getting ripe, we will be back in the cobbler business on the ranch.”

“I haven't had home made pies in ages.... :(”