Where would us women be without you men?

“mmm let me count the places....”

“#1: You wouldn't be without men. We have the swimmers, baby!”

“In the interest of World Peace, I'm going to shut the hell up, LOLOL”

“If a woman were presedent we'd have war every 30 days.”

“Every 28 days BHK.”

“What has whirled peas got to do with it Tilt?”

“Not a whit.

Squirreled peas neither.


it's too early in the day for green vegetables.”

“Somebody used that term on me once. I've been waiting patiently for a chance to throw it back out there, then you came along.”

“You'd be bobed out and childless.”

“You'd have to make your own pancakes.

Single Batch:
1 cup flour
1/2 cup oat bran
3 tbsp sugar
3&1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp(or less) salt
3 eggs
1 cup milk
3 tbsp butter(melted)

Did someone say, "batch"?”

“What happened last night never would have happened. I went to bed with my sister. She is CUTE and I've had my eye on her since she was 12 (I'm 2 years older). Well, last night her friends were all doing other things and we drank a bottle together. She came into my room, we surfed around on the computer and drank Capt. Morgan's Spiced Rum w/coke, then shared a joint on my bed. Giving her hits with the fire end stuck in my mouth (close up), one thing led to another and I kissed her, and we did it. god

Anyone else lay their sis?”

“No bacpac.”

“hahahaha, there was a lady whose husband left her on jerry springer last night so she had her son take over as head of the household.
jerry was rippin on em hard core and he usuall keeps his mouth shut.”

“I believe they call that sort of thing "relative humidity", in West Virginia.




...the sweat between
a brother and a sister
Whoa-oh, all over this land...”

“What the folk!!”

“hmmmm....

Tenafly NJ?”

“A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she
extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked
and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I'm going to a lecture," the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife," said the man.”

“...bada-BOOM!!!”

“I'd swing it in the mornin'......”

“Another war between the neanderthals and amazons.”

“Then why do we meet those who dogpaddle? A breast stroke or free style would be nice. A swimmer who could tred water why we got ready for the big o a guy with style, one with big bucks, one with big -
u c where this is leading you to reality - no place here in cyber pretend space - hmmm”

“How 'bout improvisational and sensational, anything goes.........uses his toes.......”

“'keyhole,' obviously a play on 'coho': a type of SALMON. I rest my case.



for Geo...

”

“Uh, what's SALMON.......besides a fish?”

“Here is the deal : this is the generation that needs to teach the kids to be more androgenous. Cut out the women bashing and men bashing and just pick on types of people. You know? Like, instead of calling someone a b!tch, call them a loudmouth. Instead of calling someone a pr!ck, call him a #&%!$ or or whatever. This would really be less stressful for children than all the gender biased stuff that parents teach their kids.”

“at RMNP climb Longs Peak and go thru the keyhole i thought this cite was about climbin hikin and trails my mistake”

“LMAO Tilt, we need to get everybody on the board visualizing whirled peas.”

“You guys wouldn't have anyone to carry your gear and protect you from the bears if it wasn't for us.”

“The salmon is a World Champeen SWIMMER, Tom. Employ caution.”

“What's RM Natl Park?”

“Extinct.

Or off their backs. :o)”

“Oh great! Another idiot complaining because we are discussing something other than backpacking. Keyhole, do you have one friend for each activity in your life? You only discuss with friend A the sports events, with friend B the latest cooking disaster, and with friend C the recent home repair project? If you can't multitask, then you need to find a different board.”

“we'd never get lost :)”

“I agree with Lyndy on both counts. On the first point it would be nice if we could all just be "people" instead of some other stupid label based on gender or whatever.”

“Keyhole's a troll from the other side. Seems our trolls must have stirred them up.”

“"we have the swimmers baby"


whats the old joke?
I guess you also lost the best part when the tail feel off”

“Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?

'Cause they won't ask directions.

hehe...



PS, There's nothing wrong with not asking directions. I always know where I am and where I'm going, and I never turn around unless I'm sure I can't get there from here. Sometimes where I end up is where I meant to be...really. Otherwise, I'm merely taking the scenic route :)”

“LMAO @ Twig.

Without those swimmers Maple, none of us would be here. All the eggs in the world would be just eggs.”

“what came first...the swimmer or the egg?”

“What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A chicken was lying on his side of the bed, smoking and had a contented smile on his face. The egg beside him was hot and frustrated. I guess that answers the age old question!!!”

“In reality there can never be equality between the sexes So long as women possess the one thing in life men crave the most.”

“Ahem...I prefer TWO breasts!”

“well I would vote for three myself but ya gotta take em as equipped!”

“for the women
"You guys wouldn't have anyone to carry your gear and protect you from the bears if it wasn't for us."
bbinkley
03:24:11 PM
11/17/02

we're not capable of carrying our own gear and protecting ourselves???”

“Beats the hell out of me....

....question or statement?”

“"A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg."


It sounds like some of you guys aren't up on Current Events... artificial insemination? in vitro fertilization...?

We're not a necessity anymore; we're a luxury, LOL”

“Why did the man cross the road?






He heard the chicken was a slut.”

“Oooo, a chicken queen?”

“"for the women
"You guys wouldn't have anyone to carry your gear and protect you from the bears if it wasn't for us."
bbinkley
03:24:11 PM
11/17/02

we're not capable of carrying our own gear and protecting ourselves???"
smiley girl
06:41:43 AM
11/18/02

Dear Miss Independent Woman,

Yeah you can carry your own gear and fend off the bears but it's alot easier if you have a man there to do it for you.”