The metaphors are coming, hide your pets

“Okay, the cat is wearing a Geobeet costume, I'm ready for this one!”

“The wind out here is pretty frightening right now. I hope it calms down before 5AM tomorrow, or I'll be a popsicle watching for meteors.”

“Can't watch no meteors this year. Gotta get some sleep and be at our printing plant bright and early Tuesday. Meteors and printing plants are worse than mixed metaphors (Oh I snuck that one in so craftily!).”

“Oh you literary types! Maybe you can see some meteors while driving to the printers, if you leave early enough.”

“There is no chance of that happening. I did see the show last year and thought it was most impressive.

Getting up early is not in my genes.”

“Well then forget the genes and just wear twill or gabardine, with a vest of coffee.”

“I always wear a coffee vest. I put it on as I go.”

“Interesting thought... can you "go" and drink a cup of coffee at the same time?

While on your way into the surf to relieve yourself, can you stop ankle deep and pee yourself in a dry suit?

(nothing metaphoric here, sophmoric perhaps)”

“Are you just about advil'd out, Limpy?”

“East is east, and vest is vest...”