Deer Camp Convention II

“In Honor of bacpac, and all the other hunters out there.

Agenda
"DAY 1:
8:00 - 11:00 How to tell a doe from a buck, the antler theory. Billy Ray Hornsuckler

11:00 - 12:00 Size up your deer by the size of it's poop. Oliver "Hoss" Fiddler

12:00 - 1:00 Lunch (Shoot yur own)

1:00 - 5:00 Camo's, Brown and Green, Black, Brown and Green, or Tan and Green, a synopsis. Dr. Earl Shuckman

DAY 2
8:00 - 12:00 Snipe Hunting, Myth or Legand? Babe Winkleman

12:00 - 2:00 Lunch (How to Cook Store Bought Meat) Martha Stewart

2:30 - 6:00 The proper mechanics of rubbing deer pee on yourself when hunting. Big Jim Tate

Please sign up below....

The first 250 people who sign up get the picture book "How to Build a Blind in Suburban Wooded Areas" by Jethro T. Flick”

“I still use the knowledge gained in the clinic "Trail Runners or Huntin Boots? a Grizzley Baar defense system" persented by Elmer-Jo Ledbetter PhD.

It seems that if you can out-run your partner you don't need to out-run the bear.”

“see, learnin' ain't that hard at deer camp!

lol BWD”

“Been there done that, have the T-shirt. I killed Rudolph this year with my muzzleloader. 125 yard shot right through his shiny red nose. Boy did that sucker bleed. Blood everywhere! Have you ever heard a deer scream when it's hit in the face with a 350 grain lead conical bullet traveling at 1450 feet per second? Gruesome I tell you, gruesome. It's a good thing I got over it really fast so I can go kill another one real soon.”

“ROFLMAO!”

“Ultrapecker,,,that could well be your best post yet...

An instant classic!

LOL”