Tell Santartex What You Want For Christm as

“Santartex, please bring Artex/Fartex/Timex a decent Mountain Bike so he can do adventure races with me and Pennsy next year...”

“LOL! Dude, I am sooooo broke right now it's not even funny. However, perhaps by spring time I'll be looking to purchase one. Doing adventure races you guys can only mean one thing: BIG FUN. I'd love to do that.”

“well ok, i just got a cordless drill/driver....i wish santa will round out my little toolbox with a nice
Stud Finder....hee~~~~~~~~~~


with age comes outright friskiness~~~ =}”

“I have a mtn. bike for sale. Cheap! Killer-V. Can-o-ale, rigid (Manitou front shock). LIght as hell. Chris King headset. Shimano Deore components inc 535 clip in pedals. If interested let me know. Prolly only as $300-400”

“more vacation time and a boss who lets me take it! grrr!”

“Thanks Roseymonster, that sounds like a good deal, but unfortunately now ain't the time. If you still have it around in the spring.. maybe, just maybe.

Twigeater, ever consider becoming a teacher? HO! HO! HO!!!!!”

“for you to pay for the new Computer and Digital Camera that treebeard bought for us!!!”

“no way Santartex, yuck-o!

(besides, I don't know anything about anything, lol)”

“Mapleleaf - if they cost less than four dollars, then no problem! Because that's all I have!

Twigeater - Yes, ignorance is bliss!

HO! HO! HO!!!!!!”

“It's getting near that time again, Artex.

and

I want a puppy.”

“i would like there to be a one world government ruled by al franken.”

“A yard maintenance man to finish my stream/waterfall/pond and do other work around the yard. Perferably one who looks good working without a shirt on. Cannot have a dicky-do. Can never show crack. Oh, and nice thighs are a plus. I really need to get that pond done. Think Santa can handle that order? Okay okay, just send a bunch of elves to get the job done!”

“A Red Rider BB Gun with a Compass in the Stock.”

“No dicky-do? Well, that takes a lot of the fun out of it.”

“dicky-do=when the stomach sticks out farther than the dicky do”

“ROFLMAO @ Ivygal! I've never heard that one! I've heard of having a "dun-lop disease"... where the belly has "dun-lopped" over the belt line! I know of some women that have that problem too! LOL! But that's a good one! May I use that in future conversations? I'll happily give credit, where credit is due!

:-) LOL!”

“Lots more backpacking gear and for me and Ms Cmb to get hitched by next summer.

8)”

“HO HO HO, my TT peeps! Santa's TT Ambassador is back to serve your needs.

Rockman - Santa recommends you rescue one from the pound. That would make the dog's Christmas as well.

Stratdewd - You might as well wish for a world ruled by Michael Jackson.

lvygal - Union rules prohibit Santa relinquishing any of his elves. Finding a human to meet your description might be a difficult task for Santa, he lives on the North Pole afterall. I'll see if he can't borrow some of Mrs. Clause's Playgirls as a guide. I believe they don't have dicky-dos, but I wouldn't know.”

“Don't forget about me and Ms Cmb Santartex.


8)”

“Please dear Santartex I really would love a feathered friends -30 degree sleeping bag.

I promise to be good from now on.”

“Of course I wouldn't, CMB. Our posts crossed in typing. I just IM'd Santa. He said no prob with the marriage, but has a small problem with your first request. He says you already have enough gear to send 50 people to the top of Everest. He wants to know if you'd like a shiney new bicycle instead?”

“Gemini - no prob. Santa's getting really busy, and asked if I'd help out with your request. I just have to run out to Wal-Mart and get some more ammo.”

“Ya that sounds like a good deal to us.


8)


Oh and by the way me and Ms Cmb to have too much gear so the marriage deal for next year is pimp!”

“Right on, brother.”

“A life-size, anatomically correct Christie Brinkley doll...”

“Jeez, FG. You give new meaning to "HO HO HO!". Your wish has been passed along.”

“Gee thanks, Santy...”

“Buddha Bear - I hadn't seen your post before for some stupid reason. Santa says you've been especially good, and wants to know if you want a GPS built into the stock instead.”

“Nah, just send him a life-size, anatomically correct blowup likeness of Tarabull...”

“thanks santa!! If you can find a feathered friends bag with spongebob on it, that would be especially nice.”

“No prob. I'll get my snorkeling gear out of the closet.”

“I want lots and lots of snow for to use my skiis on!!!!”

“Santartex, I would like a guy who remembers my birthday. Any suggestions?”

“who enjoys the outdoors, and likes dogs, and wants to have fun and not get married until we have lots and lots of trail sex.

and who doesn't mind my (or Khatru's) snoring.”

“Hmm..... :)”

“I think Scorchey needs a Storm in her life!!!!”

“!!!!!!!!”

“if only for a weekend...”

“I need to go on a trip this weekend is what I need : )

I found out I'm only housesitting from thurs to fri, so I want to do something sat to sun!”

“Monkeyboy - you don't need Santa for that, just do the oonga boonga chant.

Scorchfire and Stikmon - if you're going to ask for that much, you might as well ask for a winning lotto ticket.

Ho Ho HOOOO!!!!”

“WOW, SANTARTEX! You are no help! I hate you! LMAO”

“DSM-IV

I'm having troubles keeping up with the TT diagnoses.”

“"A Red Rider BB Gun with a Compass in the Stock."
Buddha Bear

You won't get lost but you'll still shoot your eye out kid.”

“I want a mail order wife”

“from russia”

“LMAO @ Ivygal too! 8^D

hmm, For christmas, I'd like Santa to send a sherpa to carry my gear at winterfest 04! (haha)”

“Hello, my name is Buddha Bear.

Santa sent me.”

“BB... if I rub you can you grant me 3 wishes?”

“Wow...there is a santa!

Scorchie, santa sent him to me!

...but I'll share!”

“Hehe, alright”