Tell Santartex What You Want For Christm as

“Tell me boys and girls, what do you want for Christmas?

HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!”

“what did you just call Violin??

i'd like whirled peas, please.”

“3 Ho's???,,,,gee you are being generous this year Santartex!”

“

Too much?”

“Fur Twissmas dis year I wanna MSR titanium cookpot. I binna good boy, honist.

Yur fren,
Geobeet

I leev yu cookys an mulk neer da twee. Yu will lyke it a lot.”

“Actually, Chili my boy, look closer! There are 6 Ho's!!

HO HO HO!!!!

Now there are 9!

Geobeet, young lad, I'll see what I can do!

HO HO HO!!!! 12!”

“I'm getting really worried about Geobeet. As for me and Christmas, let's not go there right away (we saw Harry Potter Sunday).

I don't know, I just don't know.”

“I think I'll keep this name for the remainder of the year! :-)”

“gee, I don't know if I can handle 12 Ho's santartex,,,three will be plenty....”

“Chili's gettin old!”

“I want a 0 degree down bag, Adobe Photoshop 7, and

shhhh... a digital camera

”

“i want to be happy and always close to the trail :)”

“oohhh, yeah, a digital camera!! a Nikon...Something-or-other.”

“hmmm... how's about an R4 jacket, 'pewter' in color, size large, pretty please?

And could I have it NOW so I can use it this weekend? I'll clean it and give it back so you can wrap it and put it under the tree.

I'll try not to burn any holes in it in the meantime! LOL”

“I want a job that doesn't suck, and a woman who does. Thanks, Santartex!”

“So they got your last order just a little screwed up, Sheesh!”

“HHHOL @ Corporal Nasty!

that's Ho Ho Ho'ing out loud to you boys and girls”

“I want a new pack, and new boots, and trekking poles, and a windblocker fleece. I've been a good girl this year, I promise!”

“That's not what I heard, smiley girl!

HO HO HO!!!!!!”

“Hey! I'm no HO!”

“I would like to have the Appalachians moved closer to Wilmington, NC.

I would like Goretex to grow on trees.

I would like a Angelina Jolie body makeover for my wife.

I would like my dog to become a bigtime movie star.

I would like a belly that didn't jiggle like a bowlfull of jelly when I laughed,

I think that is enough for now,

Thanks Santartex”

“HHHOL! Just kidding there, sweet little smiley girl. Your request is noted.

HO! HO! HO!”

“THANK YOU SANTA!!”

“I would like a Angelina Jolie body makeover for my wife.

hyway
03:46:38 PM
11/19/02

Now if that were to happen, every married man on this planet would never leave their house, and there'd be a long line of single men applying of marriage licenses. The global impact could prove to be quite interesting.

HO HO HO!!!!!”

“Number one on the global impact list- Angelina Jolie would be looking for a new line of work- HO HO HO!”

“Does that come with the tattoo on the left bicep that says "BILLY BOB"?”

“I can't wait til Christmas morning when Santartex brings my titanium cookpot. It will be sitting there under the tree with a big bow, I just know it will.

If I can stay awake Christmas Eve I might hear the tiny hoof beats from the eight wart hogs that pull Santartex's sleigh.”

“"Does that come with the tattoo on the left bicep that says "BILLY BOB"?"

I would change my name to Billy Bob if this would work.”

“Go for it Billy Bob!”

“Yeah... Thanks Satan!

er.......... Santa!”

“Sadly, the love of Billy Bob has passed from Ms. Jolie's heart. They had a nasty breakup recently, and Ms. Jolie was seen recently in the company of her previous husband, Jonny Lee Miller. So don't change your name just yet...”

“I want a Western Mountaineering Antelope Super MicroFiber 5 degree Down Sleeping bag with Angelina Jolie in it.”

“I want to be able to be with Evergreen all the time and have it so me and her can go backpacking all the time and never have to worry about money or gear!

Can you do that?

8)”

“a PENGUIN.

its really not alot to ask for ya know!!”

“rattlesnake jerky and a vintage Motley Crue t shirt (you know when they dressed like Satan's helpers with all the fire and makeup and crap).”

“I want a 0 degree kelty bag
rei the one jacket
montrail torre gtx boots
whisperlite cook stove
rei convergance rain gear
10x12 siltarp 15 ounces
garmin rhino gps
rei windstopper fleece too
a new canoe and drybags”

“An opportunity to climb Everest!”

“bbinkley's being ppiggy!”

“Id just like my very own store EMS REI LLBean Campmor just to play in all day - kinda like a toy store for backpackers. Oh and could it come with a coffee bar? I have trouble waking up. Thanks SantaArtex! You da man!”

“World peace, of course.
A sense of social/environmental responsibility to everyone.

Now for my selfish side:

credit card debt relief
down hill skiis
a working van
new bumper stickers for my working van
a canoe!
a job
a plane ticket to London and back
snow shoes
winter gear
a new espresso maker - one of those nice ones that doesn't make crappy epsresso like my old one does, and has a decent steaming spout so I can do more than just warm the milk and actually foam the milk so I can make a decent cappuccino. *sigh*
Some winter gear too.
Ummm... that's it. 8-P”

“I'd like a 4 season tent for 3 people

4.9 billion dollars (in 10's and 20's)

With the money I think I'll buy another tent, a bivy

Oh, and I want lot's of pretty days to enjoy my new tents”

“You don't want too much do ya????

8)”

“I want..

a pack cover
new insoles for my boots
more vacation time

And, that's it. A short list this year.”

“I have everything I want already...sigh.

Yeah...O-K

Dare and I are going light with gift giving this year, since we threw down a chunk of change on a "real" honeymoon next month.

But, we are going to Campmor this weekend. Just to browse of course...

moohahahaaaaaaa”

“HO! HO! HO!
"Tell me boys and girls, what do you want for Christmas?

HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!"
Artex
02:49:22 PM
11/19/02

"what did you just call Violin??

i'd like whirled peas, please."
lyra
02:51:02 PM
11/19/02

"3 Ho's???,,,,gee you are being generous this year Santartex!"
chili36
02:51:41 PM
11/19/02

"

Too much?"
bitpusher
02:53:24 PM
11/19/02

2nd request
"Fur Twissmas dis year I wanna MSR titanium cookpot. I binna good boy, honist.

Yur fren,
Geobeet

I leev yu cookys an mulk neer da twee. Yu will lyke it a lot."
Geobeet
02:54:02 PM
11/19/02

"Actually, Chili my boy, look closer! There are 6 Ho's!!

HO HO HO!!!!

Now there are 9!

Geobeet, young lad, I'll see what I can do!

HO HO HO!!!! 12!"
Santartex
02:56:21 PM
11/19/02

Artex,
"I'm getting really worried about Geobeet. As for me and Christmas, let's not go there right away (we saw Harry Potter Sunday).

I don't know, I just don't know."
gremlin
02:56:45 PM
11/19/02

P.S.
"I think I'll keep this name for the remainder of the year! :-)"
Santartex
02:56:56 PM
11/19/02

"gee, I don't know if I can handle 12 Ho's santartex,,,three will be plenty...."
chili36
02:58:32 PM
11/19/02

"Chili's gettin old!"
Geobeet
03:04:21 PM
11/19/02

Santartex
"I want a 0 degree down bag, Adobe Photoshop 7, and
shhhh... a digital camera
"
Pathman
03:21:42 PM
11/19/02

Santartex-
"i want to be happy and always close to the trail :)"
Spirit Coyote
03:27:15 PM
11/19/02

"oohhh, yeah, a digital camera!! a Nikon...Something-or-other."
lyra
03:28:11 PM
11/19/02

"hmmm... how's about an R4 jacket, 'pewter' in color, size large, pretty please?

And could I have it NOW so I can use it this weekend? I'll clean it and give it back so you can wrap it and put it under the tree.

I'll try not to burn any holes in it in the meantime! LOL"
Tilt

Are you smoking again son?

I got my Christmas/birthday present last week. I got that new WM down jacket that weighs 8 ounces--so warm, sooo nice. Made me happy :)”

“So Santartex, if we wake up on christmas morning and you didnt get us what we wanted, do we get to throw coal at you and eat all your cookies??”

“Isn't anyone else here having a hard time visualizing Artex in a sweaty red velvet Santa suit with a pot belly and reindeer spit on his white beard?

No?

Okay.”

“lol I see him holding his Reindeer upside down like he was holding the Pig in Phils Photos.
Thats one way to scare the ltittle kiddies”

“i want to be able to hold on to my scholarship for just one more semester

a goretex jacket would be nice though...and a computer kit would be good too

dont bother looking for cookies and milk- i'll leave ya a beer!

later,
-nate”

“HO! HO! HO!!!!

All your requests look very good so far, my TT children.

However, I think I should point out that I merely wanted to know what you wanted for Christmas, I never said I'd actually get it for you! Read the top of the thread more closely next time!

HO! HO! HO!!!!”