How Do You Rate As An Airport Screener

“See how you do. Here's the link:

http://www.msnbc.com/modules/exports/ct_email.asp?http://www.msnbc.com/modules/airport_security/airsecurity_front.asp?launch=/modules/airport_security/screener/”

“Sorry if there is confusion. You have to go down the page and ckick on the link that says INTERACTIVE "You be the airport baggage screener." They will run you through the process and you can rate yourself on how you can spot weapons, organic materials, etc.”

“Wouldn't work for me. They have to be polite to passengers.”

“How about a job with customs, Geo?”

“"How about a job with customs, Geo?"
treebeard
12:37:06 PM
11/20/02

That would work for him, he would let everyone in :-)”

“I did about a 66% job.. Also, I'm too slow.”

“Had all the passengers dissing you, BB?”

“He kept eyeing up their gear.”

“Why does everyone carry their glasses in their luggage?”

“Good question, V!”

“http://www.msnbc.com/modules/exports/ct_email.asp?http://www.msnbc.com/modules/airport_security/airsecurity_front.asp?launch=/modules/airport_security/screener/">link”

“I love this thing, its so much fun!!

I got 38% and peeved off alot of people”

“Wow! Not an easy job--i flunked. Seems like the machine could be trained to do a bit more.”

“I got an A!

New career, straight ahead!”

“Wow, I got 100%. But that was after several tries. Nearly flipped my turban when I saw my score!”

“Mine was only 25% with 2 false alarms. Everyone was getting mad at me too.”

“did you look in the shoes??”

“LOL, Maple dear!”

“LOL.... I only saw one thing, a gun. And with that one thing, got a 50% score.

As far as REAL baggage screening, I wouldn't want to smell the SMELLY FEET of hikers!! (such as myself at DIA one month ago... LOL!! I TOLD THEM THEY'D BE **SORRY** IF THEY MADE ME TAKE MY BOOTS OFF!!!)

DIA is pretty tough. However, when actually getting on Frontier Airlines, no one wanted to search my carry-on backpack. But they did with Mr. Dredlock Hair.... go figure?????”