Ouch!

“you said "pee-pee," hee hee! sounds painful...”

“Wondering what else I could have called it, I know that #&%!$ gets censored...dick, maybe? lol...”

“hahaha. come on now, laptops are not getting that hot. he must've not had any cloth on, so I wonder what was he really doing with that laptop?? i work with my laptop all the time, but hey, i am dressed, and I did not see or feel any burn marks on my crotch!”

“I've had a few get pretty hot, but I was thinking that the guy wasn't telling the whole truth...”

“So I wonder how he explained the hair pasted around the 3 1/2" drive.

You're plooking, plooking. Plooking too hard on me!!!”

“mine doesn't get that hot, but I have a lap desk that I use with it most of the time anyway. I find it hard to believe that he got burnt without feeling the heat beforehand.

I wonder if they checked him for syphilis and herpes.”

“Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
machine
That looks like a
magical pig
With marital aids
stuck all over it
Such as yourself
before

Sy Borg:
You'll love it!
It's a way of life.

Joe:
Does that mean
maybe later
You'll plook me...

Sy Borg:
If you wish, we may
have a groovy orgy

Joe:
Just me and you?

Sy Borg:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with
a miniature rubberized
homo-replica?

Joe:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

Sy Borg:
This is him.
Your wish is
his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
you always
Just tell him what
you want

Joe:
Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a
tiny, but exciting
Blow...job...

Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Blow job...
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium cob.

Sy Borg:
Bend over.

Joe:
Gay Bob
Blow job
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium cob

Sy Borg:
You'll love it!
It looks just like a
TeleFunken U-47.

Joe:
Little leather cap
and trousers
They look so gay..
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey...

Sy Borg:
Bob is tired.
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh! That tickles.
You are a fun person
I like you.
I want to kiss
you always.

Joe:
Gee, this is great
How's about some
bondage and
humiliation

Sy Borg:
Anything you say,
master.

Joe:
Oh no, I don't believe
it
You're way more fun
than Mary...

Sy Borg:
You're plooking
too hard...

Joe:
And cleaner than
Lucille...

Sy Borg:
Plooking on me...

Joe:
What have I
been missing
All these years?

Sy Borg:
Too hard

Joe:
Sy...

Sy Borg:
Too hard

Joe:
Sy...

Sy Borg:
Plooking too hard
on me-e-e-e-e...

Joe:
Speak to me
Oh no...
The golden shower
must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have
plooked him...
Hey
To death...
Hey”

“Maybe he was trying to install his hard drive? Bet he's stuck with soft ware now, though, after burning his disk.”

“hahahaha........
we all know he was not telling the trues!
liar liar pans on fire...or pee-pee on fire?”

“The above was lyrics by FZ of course. (Don't want anyone to think I was depraved enough to come up with that on my own..”

“Scientist: I followed instructions and look what happened.

Dell Support Agent: No sir,,the instructions say to put the DISK into the computer....”

“My old laptop had the processor in the front center and I dubbed it “ The Great Sterilizer “that thing got way to hot for comfort. And yes I did have clothing on. lol”