B.O.B. six-pack rule in Texas

“I just thought that some of you might want to be aware of this one if you are traveling to or through Texas anytime soon.”

“NOOOOOO!! not a "Cyber Sexploration Kit"!! that woman is clearly a danger to society, and should probably get life in prison.”

“She stands to get 2 years. =80”

“Not funny --methinks they like to lock people up in Texas--bunch of prudes. Aren't they the ones that have folks locked up for life for pot possession?”

“good lord! who among us has not been to a sex-toy party? there have to be a lot of people who sell those things, and carry them in their car.”

“Crazy Texans, don't want the girls to have any fun!”

“that shows you, if you need a reason, you'll find a reason.
I heard something about strange old laws still being out there. can't remember them exactelly, but some of them are really senseless”

“Man, those Tupperware parties have branched out!”

“Some US Laws that Still Exist
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Alabama:
1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a
vehicle.

California:
1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for
anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over
puddles of water.

Connecticut:
1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per
hour.
2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Florida:
1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can
the salon owner.
2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on
Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee
has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
4. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired
in a swimsuit.
5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Illinois:
1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats,
and other domesticated animal kept as pets.


Indiana:
1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
2. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor
ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after
eating garlic.

Iowa:
1. Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Kentucky:
1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she
"cannot hold onto the ground."
2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisana:
1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller
with a water pistol.
2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while
biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Massachusetts:
1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and
securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a
special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.”

“We can do all this stuff in Montana!”

“you've got a wild and crazy state there, aero! :-)

i can't wait until Dan Savage gets ahold of this story.”

“Actually, lyra, it reads like my birthday celebration last saturday night! When I sang "Danny Boy" down at Pug Mahon's in my Speedo, no one batted an eye.”

“Montana

Bozeman: You can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude (wearing socks is OK).
Helena: A woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.”

“Texas Female Rendition of Danny Boy


Ohhhhh Danny Boy,

The vibes the viberators calling me...
Don't stop, I'll say whennnnnn....
I must turn you off no moooorree.

Ohhhhh Dannnnyyy Boooooyyyyy
Set that baby on turbo speeeeed...
O Danny Boy Oh Danny Boy
I'm there now goooooooo.”

“It is illegal to use lassos to catch a fish.
Anyone who has ever witnessed a cockfight, or is a preacher, is banned for life from public office in Tennessee.
A man must walk in front of any car driven by a woman while waving a red flag as a warning.

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now what is that about women driving?? that's just messed up :D”

“That might explain why she was driving erratically!”

“A man must walk in front of any car driven by a woman while waving a red flag as a warning.

Finally a law that makes sense!”

“...here the link

too funny!”

“areo go and cross the road standing on your hands so I can drive over your butt”

“Gemini, just make sure you're waving that red flag so I have a fighting chance!”

“i can't stop, this is crazy...
Women are prohibited by law in some jurisdictions from addressing male strangers as "honey", "sweetie", or "darlin", and from patting or pinching the butt of strange men

National Park Service laws do not allow anyone to kill a bear with their bare hands just to impress a girl.

Also, women aren't allowed to eat pickles with their feet up on porch railings.

and so on and on and on...
i can't belive they even existed once”

“In Cleveland, it is a crime to catch mice without a hunting license.

It's true, i have to wear orange when i walk to the bar.”

“"We'll see what they do with it," Smith said.”

“In Cleveland, women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in public - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

The HMWH Club is now taking donations to vigorously fight this law, and get me the hell out of jail tonight.

Damn, that was premeditated. I'm screwed!”

“LOL, aero! sounds like that birthday whiskey did a number...pictures, please!”

“Texas housewife busted for hawking erotic toys

"What I did was not obscene," Webb said. ""What's obscene is that the government is taking action about what we do in our bedrooms."”

“Texas, OK!”

“"Lickety Lube ($12) "

That is a good price!”

“These things seem legal enough here in Houston. Plenty of well advertised "adult literature" places openly sell them. Houston also has a lot of very prominently advertised "gentlemen's clubs". She should move her franchise here.”

“Apparently, her STAFF stood FIRMLY BEHIND HER. There is no reason for such STIFF penalties for such behavior. Perhaps she should sell fishing RODS instead of vibrators. This is a highly specialized type of police work, where the officer PENETRATES insidious networks of perversion operating under the cover of the law in the Dallas area. It's a good thing the Dallas PD has officers that know the INS AND OUTS of the underground in this city. In this day and age, you never know who will GET IT IN THE END!”

“Now figure how to use BACON RING in the story.”

“I know it wasn't quite inside the Dallas jurisdiction, but hey, go with it...”

“or LARD”