I'm not sure but is Dr.Pivo a troll?

“Well is he?”

“How do I know if I am a troll ?
I don't think I look like one - do I ?

dawn”

“Hmmmmmm.”

“Why would you ask that? Didn't I just apologize for my screw-up with posting the article that bitpusher(?) had already posted?

I scour the web for offbeat news stories. When I find one that I think might be semi-entertaining, I post it.

And I think that 89 year old jack wads shooting at white horses are not to be felt sorry for, but rather should be soundly thrashed about the head and shoulders.”

“I dunno.”

“i've been wondering that, too! usually, a lack of personal info in posts, and a troll-esque name mean a troll. not that i'm calling you one...that's just why i've been wondering.”

“Not sure if Dr. Pivo is a troll, yet, but most trolls don't give an email address and State. Could be a fake email or troll email address, since its @yahoo.com”

“and, SD, I think we've determined that you are not a troll, unless you are an especially devious and talented troll.”

“I did not recieve his application so he is not an "official" troll. If it is found that he is trolling without a license, he will be brought to justice.”

“Well, Dr. Pivo, do you want to be added to Pennsylvania on the TT'ers by state list?”

“Shoot, I don't discuss personal info in person, let alone on the web. I think I've mentioned on that proverbial "other site" that I have a daughter. I've mentioned on this site, I think, that I hunt. I put up a gear review (admittedly poorly written) on the Mountain Hardwear Room with a View not too long ago.

By the time I get around to reading most of these posts, everything that I could have added is usually there already and I don't want to be redundant.”

“Okay he sounds real and like a true Pennsylvanian too.”

“I am not convinced!”

“Well come hiking with us, BornHere, and you will see what I mean.”

“oh! i guess i missed all that stuff, Dr. P. work and sleep and all that crap really get in the way of my TTing...the nerve. ;-) well, anyway, sorry!”

“And how many here thought lyra was really Tarpy trolling at first?”

“oh YEAH! i forgot about that. you can all Eat It!!!!

;-P hee hee.”

“Yeah but Violin, her username back then might have something to do with that.”

“LOLOLOL! i forgot about that too, Lyndy. what was i thinking? i thought i was being really funny, too...that's the funniest part!”

“Well yes I guess it could be seen as funny. I think that they named a faux Barbie after you.”

“He's not a troll yet, but he will be if he sticks to his studies at the Troll Academy.

Hit the books Pivo!”

“what was Lyra's name??


And just who is born2bakpakgal??!”

“Something like "Trail-er Trash".”

“she's the new girl, lizs! tell her she should shorten the name to bacpacgal! :-)

yeah, Tarpy told me, for some reason, that my handle had to involve the trail. he didn't explain what a "trail name" was. so i picked, of all things, "Trailer Park," to be "funny." LOL! Trailer Trash would've at least made some kind of sense. i think i was trying to incorporate the outdoors with the Park thing? who knows...”

“her true name is Gaban Blak Pork.

Do not trust her...I have been following her for decades, everytime I get close enought to kill her, she slips my reach. She is evil, one of Voldemorts shrewdest cohorts. She makes Licious Malfoy look like a boy scout...liquid evil is her blood. She should be considered very dangerous, indeed use all the caution that you may.”

“hrumf!”

“Who's evil?”