I have stopped SMOKING!

“LOL! I have a friend in the UK this week. Maybe he could get me one?”

“Green, only one way to change,'I need to' to' I needed to'.”

“9 days smoke free :)”

“29 years and 8 months, punk.”

“18yrs smoke free
5yrs smoking
3yrs smoke free
4yrs smoking
4yrs smoke free
4 yrs smoking
1yr 8 months smoke free

I'm done. Well, except fopr the occasssional Cuban”

“LOL, Mines' about 50 years and follows the same pattern. I did have a smoke free 7 1/2 years 1985-92. You're really hurtin' when your annual consumption of packs of cigs is the same as the number of patches.
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“i've never done anything in the way of substitutes or patches. just straight cold turkey. unless you consider chemo a substitute”

“I actually quit smoking in 1998. Three years ago I started up again but not as much - @ 5 a day and more on weekends. Now I want to be done with it.

Day 5 - I'm finding I already have more time to do other things. I like not smoking.”

“Good for you stomper!
I haven't so much as breathed deeply while walking past someone else who was smoking in 11 days. No patch, or anything.
I'm still working out too. Running, free weights, pilates, stationary bike. I feel great.”

“My name is Naviguesser and I'm a quitter.

Those passes are a WHOLE lot easier now.”

“25 years on
7 years off

goddam cowboy killers.”

“i have stopped smoking

unfortuneately, ive started snorting cocaine mixed with cleaning detergents and making weekly trips to thailand to pick up transsexual hookers named flo”

“I wasn't even a damn cowboy and they tried to kill my ass anyway.”

“ever snort tequila?”

“Nope.  Seagram's Seven Crown.

Kinda rough --- Blew it up in my sinuses.”

“it's intense. I can only recommend it to professionals.”

“The life of a repo man is always intense.


I know I've posted this before ---

I'd been sipping Crown Royal just previously and someone passed the Seagram's around.  I took a medium-sized slug and it got about halfway down.... Then I coughed and blew it up into the sinuses behind my eyebrows, etc....

Worst Headache Ever within 60 seconds that lasted two days despite copious Tylenol, and then a head-cold for two or three weeks.

Pretty Sucky!”

“LOL! Tilt!

Old favorite song, The Pat Travers Band....


Snortin' Whiskey... and Drankin' Cocaine...”

“I Know That Song!”

“Repo Man
That's one of my favorite movies. Highly recommend it for a rentral.”

“I recall snortin cuervo as not being unpleasant. I think.”

“the sound track to repo man is great, and SS is right great film.

4.5 years for me.”

“I think its the only soundtrack i ever bought.”

“ah, josé cuervo!  all the poor little murdered braincells....


I still have the cheap sunglasses with one lens broken out for doing the J. Frank Parnell routine... but I REALLY need a '64 Malibu with lotsa lights in the trunk to do it up right!

"Raaaa-deeee-ation! Bunch of gogglebox do-gooders saying it's Bad for you!!

[ ... ]

Eyes melt, skin explodes, ev-ry-bo-dy dead!"

Hard to beat.


Hey Birch, nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an #&%!$!”

“BM, Charlie Sheen was a huge fan of the circle jerks thats how they got to do so many tunes. I dig the spanish version of secret agent man best.
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“You mean Emilio, no? He had such potential. LOL!”

“Oops, yep thats right Emilio estevez.”

“"Nice friends Otto."
"Thanks, I made them myself."”

“The scillia in my trachea must be starting to function properly again because you wouldn't believe the shlt that I have been spitting up lately. green, yellow, brown, red, it's like a carnival in my throat, only grosser.”

“TMI

Day 8 for me.

Almost blew it this morning but I didn't.”

“Cool Deal!!


Q: "Do you smoke after sex?"

A: "To tell the truth, I never looked."”

“A: That's what all the mirrors are really for. To see if I'm smoking.

Good job Stomper. I find the hardest thing now is the routine of it all. Go out at lunch, on the drive home, after supper, before bed, etc. I get this anxiety about "now what do I do?" usually it passes in a couple minutes.”

“My lungs never got so bad that I was blowing rotting chunks of 'em out my orfices.”

“No Camel non-filters, I guess?

That was another trick I learned about.  You take note of what your triggers are: getting in the car, after supper, before you make a phone call you'd rather put off, etc.

Then you might pop a piece of sugarless gum instead.  Or whatever works to distract you.  As MG says, the urge will pass in just a minute or two.”

“It's not like I have TB or anything, just nasty colored mucus for a while in the morning. I'm sure it will pass shortly. Cheap cigars were my thing. Now it is just the mental reflex that I have to get rid of. The actual physical addiction is gone.”

“Yeah, I heard about the Violent Phlegm from a bunch of people of the years, but I dodged that somehow.”

“"Triggers"? A change in wind direction was a trigger. waking up. going to bed. music. driving. going outside. goinf back inside. coffee. alcohol. water. before eating. after eating. sex. concerts. rain. sunshine. beach. mountains. walking. stopping. taking a break. taking a dump. good news. bad news. watching the news.”

“breathing was a strong trigger too”

“talking to friends. talking to enemies, talking on the phone, talking in a bar, talking to myself...”

“That was way more hard core than me. This time I was only smoking 5 - 8 per day. Now back in Highschool I could put em away one after another all day long. I was smoking camels then too. sometimes filters sometimes not. I didn't care. No more of that shlt.”

“good for you meangreen....smoking is NASTY and bad for you and those around you.”

“5-8/day but you're caughing up lung? How many years you been smoking again?

;)
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