Butt Darts

“and although I AM A BUTT DARTS CHAMP(!!!)... I suppose you could hold a TC2 championship without me........

*sob... sob... sniff... sob... waaah!*”

“Sounds cheeky!”

“Now there's a revelation!”

“thank god I don't have to live in Iowa...

butt darts????”

“Is that a new name for Pin the Tail on the Donkey?”

“OMG - thick skin baby, thick skin.”

“Lizs and Stikkie.

Butt darts champ and Hogwarts grad.”

“The thread of this title alone cracked me up!”

“Sooo.. until ya ask me, I've not gonna explain butt darts! Great bar game, though!!!! ;-) hehehhe”

“Lizs - what are butt darts?
dawn”

“You had to do it, didn't you?”

“Sorry slullcap - I am very intrigued.
dawn”

“Brace yourselves.”

“Whoops ... Skullcrap
dawn”

“Like we never heard of Google

Severla of the matches were for some kind of gay video but I'm guessing you were referring to this: buttdarts”

“try again dawn!!!!!”

“I HAVE YOUR BUTT DARTS...RIGHT HERE!!!!

I AM LORD VOLDEMORT AND I HAVE TAKEN OVER STIKMONS BODY...YOU SHALL ALL SUFFER GREAT PAIN FOR SIDING WITH A WEAK PATHETIC WIZARD LIKE HIM.”

“Oh my god ... I am sorry Skullcap
Now I am laughing and having a hard time typing.

I proof read this post four times before I am going to send it.

I am very sorry skullcap...
dawn”

“Right Dawn, like she's going to believe you!

So, lizs, is Violin right?”

“I don't know dawn. 'Skullcrap' has a certain ring to it.”

“That was just soooooooo funny. I am also having trouble typing. Please excuse me while I try to stop cracking up in front of my coworkers...”

“LOL!! that's too good. this is a good Friday TT!”

“Would you believe I type for a living ... I guess that is why we run everything through spell check before we send it out.
dawn”

“Now they [my coworkers] want an explanation. I don't think there's enough time left to the day. I'm not sure I want them to know anyway!”

“You don't know typos till you offer to 'corn' a friend for a TTer.”

“From the link...

"Advanced Butt Darts (also known as Flaming Butt Darts): You place an 8 inch candle between yer legs"


There aint enough tequila in the world......”

“skullcap - are you a female ?
"Right Dawn, like she's going to believe you! "

I am having trouble keeping track of all the people on this board. And all the extra troll names don't help !
dawn”

“see, this is why this place is so much better without spellcheck!”

“Whoooaoaoaoaaaaa! Wait a minute here . . .


for those of us that are slow


According to Chili36 "butt darts" involves putting 8 inch lit candles in the "out" door.

According to Lizs . . .she is a "BUTT DART CHAMP" [more at one time Lizs??????? You let the flame burn lower???]

According to Stikmon well, even I don't knw what to make of Stikmon . ..suffice it to say BDSM.

and finally, and perhaps most interestingly . .


According to Dawn . . .she is "very intrigued"



OH MY!!!”

“uh. Whoa again. Should of read that link more carefully.

Nevermind.”

“uh. Whoa again. Should of read that link more carefully.

Nevermind.









But why WERE you intrigued, Dawn????”

“I think I better leave now ...
dawn”

“SHEESH!! I leave and do some work and look what happens!!

OK, you take a pinch and put it between your cheek and your gum..

NO WAIT!! That's chewing tobacco.

OK, you take a quarter and pinch it between your cheeks. PANTS ON!

You put a small drink glass on the floor.

Start about 10 feet away from the glass.

Waddle up to it as necessary, to keep that quarter pinched up there in the nether-regions.

When you get above the glass, stop, and release.

THE OBJECT IS TO GET THE QUARTER IN THE GLASS!!

Our own rule variation was that if the quarter hit the rim, we all shouted, "RIM SHOT," and then the lucky person got to go again. (Option: Everyone also drinks on a rim shot.)

Variations for the skilled (such as myself :-)

1. Use a shot glass

2. Walk (errr... waddle!) backwards to the glass.

I am VEEEEEEEEEEERY GOOD AT THIS GAME.

AND NO FREAKIN' CANDLES ARE INVOLVED!! Are you people warped... OR WHAT?!?!?!”

“That would be 'flaming butt darts'. Since you are getting so good at the basic game...”

“I hear the Iowa winters are very long and dreary.”

“...and apparently Iowans drink a lot during them...”

“You guys have NEVER played butt darts?!?!?

One time the volleyball team I played on had the whole bar participating, strangers and all.

IT'S GREAT FUN!! I'm sure Milton Bradley or Hasbro will soon be making an edition for your youngsters, too.........”

“A coin isn't a dart... Darts are sharp.

Let's talk super-advanced kerosene-laced flaming buttdarts next.”

“I originally thought this was a farting game.

The real definition of the game is a little disappointing after that...”

“I don't know lizs... it really doesn't sound so sanitary to me. Naked coed beer slides - now there's a game.”

“Skully, I'm afraid that spelling variation was a wreck waiting to happen, LOL!

Dawn & Lizs, I don't don't know quite what to say... TTers are so diversely talented! I thought 'burning the candle at both ends' was tricky BEFORE....

Yeah... JUST with a quarter...

That's how it STARTS, <G>”

“You can each bring your OWN quarter and not SHARE!”

“Ahh, Violin, but have you tried Naked coed Jello and whipped cream buttdarts?”

“aahhh, the good old days...

i'm definitely playing this the next chance i get.”

“Not what I meant lizs. Do you have any idea how many germs are on the typical coin?”

“Okay . . . I may have jumped to conclusions . . .

butt lizs . . . if I were you, I would still watch my back around Stikmon\


I played a game in a basement in London once . . . .



It involved a circle of alternating young men and women.

The men were standing and the women were on their knees. There were two carrots. One started on each side of the circle. The carrot got passed from between the knees/thighs of the first gentlemen to the mouth/teeth of the young woman to his right. She in turn passed it to between the thighs/knees of the next young man. And so on, as the two carrots chased each other around the circle.

One woman kept taking rather disconcerting bites out of each carrot as it came around.





Those wacky Brits.”

“I like the idea of using black powder indoors!

We used to allow non-throwers to play defense in dart games. It really threw off the rythym. If someone smoked it in, you just let it go. It probably was awry anywho. The object was to snatch it cleanly, if you just knocked it down, the thrower gets it back. If you get stuck between the ring finger and the middle finger, you bleed like a pig.”

“Sounds like a fine evening's entertainment for the Spring on the Sods trip. I shall pass it on to the social director.”

“OK, I have seen many a drinking game but never one that involved inserting a quarter into your butt. It's not THAT kind of slot!



Yes Dawn, I'm female.”