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“Now that is funny. And what's w/ Condaleeza's (sp?) teeth, man?”

“Daddy Bush does look a lot like the Emperor, come to think of it...”

“Who knocked-up Saddam??”

“Satan. Didn't you watch South Park?”

“ABsolutely!

I heard he was going to be making a comeback... was that this past Wednesday? Oh Darn.

Did you see the Videotape of Power episode?? "PRECIOUS...!!"”

“Looks like they've casted it well.”

“What's with the evil green glow Cheney's got goin' on?”

“Thats so funny!!!!!!

8O”

“You all here about the Saudi Gov? Sending money to one of the High Jackers.”

“Conni's a Hottie!!!”

“Yep, heard that Prowler. What was it...10 of the 15 hi-jackers were Saudi Arabians?...maybe the U.S govt is going after the wrong country.

That looks like a Russian missile at the top right of the poster.”

“"Come the millennium, month 12,
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth
To be acclaimed the leader."”

“I thought it was something like, "...the vilage idiot shall lead the masses..." at the end of time.”

“I suppose it depends on who does the translation.”

“It's not a Russian missile; it's painted red for Christmas.

Actually, it looks like one of those Estes model rockets, <G>.”

“That's good Tilt...I didn't see that red one under the plane's wing.”

“Uh oh!

Somebody's gonna be on the Dept of Homeboy Defense $h!t list!

I'll bet Condi can spit like a mofo!”

“Of course, Nostradamus never said it.”

“"I DO believe in spooks. I DO believe in spooks. I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO believe in spooks. I DO believe in spooks. I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO!"

"Cowardly Lion"
Bert Lahr
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
L. Frank Baum, Noel Langley,
Florence Ryerson, Edgar Allen Woolf
and many other uncredited writers.





"Nostradamus is full of crap!"

"Cade Foster"
Sebastian Spence
First Wave”

“No one ever called Pablo Picasso an a$$hole.

Guts, Guts, he's got no guts.”