#&%!$ing #&%!$ #&%!$s!

“Buh bye! Have to get to work. Catch you all later!”

“Have a good day under the bridge.”

“Say hi to Billygoat Gruff for me.”

“No more Mr. Nice Girl, eh Born?”

“Born2bakpakgal Has A Potty Mouth

One day as Born2bakpakgal was hiking through the woods a giant poplar fell on her leg crushing it. Feeling more than slightly annoyed she let out a long stream of obscenities. Unfortunately Mrs. Mungerkin was leading her class through the woods, and although Born2bakpakgal was well into adulthood Mrs. Mungerkin assumed she was a member of her class. Mrs. Mungerkin said Born2bakpakgal must be punished. She dragged Born2bakpakgal back to the classroom and washed her mouth out with soap. Born2bakpakgal found the soap very tasty and asked for more. When Mrs. Mungerkin refused she called her a nasty word she had overheard on a rap CD that she had been listening to. "Well, Ms. Potty mouth," Mrs. Mungerkin said, "I think that maybe you'll only learn if I show you what its really like to be a potty mouth." So she took her to the bathroom, removed the toilet, nailed Born2bakpakgal to the floor and put a 200 Flushes tablet in her mouth. Born2bakpakgal was only there for a week but in that time over 150 people had used the facilities. Someone had even tried to make her swallow a tampon. Not to mention the diarrhea epidemic that passed through the school. At the end of this she had learned her lesson. She would never swear again. She was sure.

THE END”

“I like it!!!

that will learn her”

“Yup, Violin's daughters are the sweetest young ladies around...”

“Hey, how come Matt didn't censor pot mouth's dirty words?”

“Get the soap!”

“pot mouth is a troll who knows how to sneak through Matt's censors.”

“OKAY, what did I miss?”

“wish I hadn't.”

“thats the first time someones been called "potty mouth" and It wasnt meant for me :)”

“someones been drinkin out of the toilet AGAIN”

“OK, good, Matt got him.”