Crazygurl's Mince Meat Pie Recipe

“I waent to the store today and bought a Mrs. Smith Mince Pie, and:
Apples
Pears
Brown Sugar
Raisins
Orange Peel
and the usual scientific names of additves >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> so there...............yummy”

“hmmmmm crazygurl's mince meat pie recipe by Jello Fog...interesting”

“heh.. can we say oops?”

“Lets not go there please.....!!!”

“:)...

Ok we won't.. we will keep quiet about all this.. but ewker and I expect a little compensation.. some hush money... or we go to the authorities with what we know.”

“OH OH, Superman forgot to take off his Clark Kent glasses.”

“I'm going to the store soon to pick up the whole turkey dinner including pies. I've never enjoyed cooking Thanksgiving Dinner, so this year I'll just have to heat and eat, except the marshmallow yams that I have to make.”

“dang a newbie who turned into a troll within a week of being on here.

As Geo says
burn her,burn her,burn her”

“wait a minute boys.. don't be too hasty.. buring her at the stake might be a little extreme.. maybe we just tie her up.. or handcuff her.”

“wait a minute boys.. don't be too hasty.. burning her at the stake might be a little extreme.. maybe we just tie her up.. or handcuff her.”

“.....cause crazygurl has a thang for Jello Fog! :>)”

“golli, i know I wasn't on today...
had to visit a friend had a couple of drinks... (was good too)

...but what did i miss? did crazygurl lie about her cooking knowledge, huh?? crazygurl, did ya??”

“I have no clue Gem..I left work and got home and now I'm being burned at the stake!!!

I'm very confused...could someone please explain....A THANG???”

“crazygurl.... they are trying to find someone to pick at.
hey, what are ya doing on the weekend???”

“Lets not go there please.....!!!"
crazygurl
03:41:15 PM
11/27/02

why not, anything you care to tell us about”

“From what I can gather,
Jello Fog=crazygurl

*sigh* and I was starting to like that kid. ;o)”

“crazygurl....hmm, is that true???
you are not a troll, are you? I am so disapointed. ;)”

“That does sound good!

8)”

“....fixin' dinner and pies for Jello Fog! :>)”

“and to think Santartex tried to fix me up with a troll......”

“Frog..you think I'll be cooking for you????

I have to confess...just bought the pie! That is all I will be cooking!”

“Does anyone but me wonder who Jello is? Everyone seems to question everyone as troll but from what I have seen he has all the traits of a troll! I could be wrong...I'm new at this????”

“....I'm not a troll, just a mincemeat pie lover ( as in, loving mincemeat pies ) :>), now get in there and fix that pie gurl.....LOL
......and what did I tell you about the pie, fruit filled right, you will enjoy!!!!”

“I just have to to eat it!!!

Ok then Mr Frog...tell us where you are and all that "stuff"....”

“....maybe you will change to mincemeatgurl :>)”

“WELL??????”

“I haven't eatten it yet....!!!”

“Cutting pie.....

putting pie on plate....

warming pie .....

putting pie on fork....

lifting it to my mouth......MMMMM
mMMMMMM....OOOOO....MMMMM!!!!

This is good stuff!!!!
Why didn't you tell me about it sooner!!! :-)”

“....cause I'm a troll remember, trolls love mincemeat.
Glad you liked it.....now everytime you eat mincemeat, you will think of the all-knowing Jello Fog......:>)”

“WAIT...you said you aren't a troll..which is it..you are or you aren't? I give up!”

“....you give up, but you won't give up on MINCEMEAT will ya...:>)”

“Nah...come on come clean..atleast tell us where you are if you aren't a troll...Gee...am I the only one that cares?”

“.....you are the only one! Check the Hook 'Em Horns thread and MAYBE cute but dopey can figure it out........are you a blonde :>)”

“only at the roots!”

“quit teasing me....ou la la”

“Who is teasing? Not me!”

“Hate to tell you guys, but there is a big time difference between mince pies and mincemeat pies. I doubt very seriously if mincemeat pies (with venison) can be had on the commercial market...I haven't ever seen any. Mince pies are sans the venison...just to clear up any misunderstandings...LOL”